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I am so terribly afraid of Grog

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free comic book day spongebob really went the fuck off didn’t he

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THEY CALLED DIAMOND A MONOPOLY AND DIAMOND WILLING DISTRIBUTED IT ANYWAYDKLJADSLKJADSLJK

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Discovering the wildlife in Lion’s Head

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went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

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In a strange twist of events, the Queen has abdicated her throne to Newt Gingrich, newly christened Earl of McDonalds'

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New Fan Fiction

Great news! I hafe completed my great fan fiction. This one is a whole new concept;; ; it's very different from the Sonic and Tails one, but I might bring them back later.

PLease read my fan fiction here, The Blood of Mr. Tentacles:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13963538/1/The-Blood-of-Mr-Tentacles

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And remember to read my first fan fiction here:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13338718/1/Sonic-and-Tails-in-the-Battle-of-the-Philippine-Sea

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New Fan Fiction

Great news! I hafe completed my great fan fiction. This one is a whole new concept;; ; it's very different from the Sonic and Tails one, but I might bring them back later.

PLease read my fan fiction here, The Blood of Mr. Tentacles:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13963538/1/The-Blood-of-Mr-Tentacles

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I think things are going to get deranged and horrible

Basically, no one gives a ashit about making sense and being normal anymore

THat is ultimately bad for society, an d it's all the fault of BIG TECH, which by the way, i s run by a byunch of little bitches

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Squirtle

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Hello fellow Business Geniuses,

I have a proposition that will shake this putrid earth to its core. A veritable epiphany that is fueling my inevitable implosion and death.

It is this: nothing matters. Life is basically like being trapped in a gargantuan trash compactor that moves quite slowly. You may suffera misfortune and drown in the water, or you may be attacked by condors and die before the walls reach you. Either way, those walls of the trash compactor are going to collide in a few decades, and you never really know when it could all be over. No matter what, you're doomed, because the trash compactor walls are gonna crush you and make you dead.

So accept that you're doomed and that nobody is making it out of this shit alive in the end. Whatever you gotta do, you gotta do it. Or as LOu Saban would say "You can get it done. You can get it done. And what's more, you gotta get it done."

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I'm sorry for what happened to that kid, but you can't link me in any way to that animatronic zebra

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Sorry, meant to post this on a different account ; ;

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I'm sorry for what happened to that kid, but you can't link me in any way to that animatronic zebra

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Automatons

[I need to set the record straight on my automaton project. Frankly, I'm ;l blowing the lid off this shitcase; and then I'm throwin it with some shrimp on the barbie;;

No, I am not trying to build a real Jet Jaguar.

Yes, I took some inspiration from Jet Jaguar for the design.

Yes, I believe a Megalon-style attack from a subterranean realm is a real possibiltiy and threat ; ;;]

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Almost Every Day I Load Up This Wesbite ;

; ;; SCREAMING;