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they are so yaoiful
the captains best friend
Geez i hope they’re okay
ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
okay okay there's more
6. Elderly surgeon to the anaesthetist who is gossipping with their reg: "I need you to pretend you're in church." [weirdest way to ask people to be quiet, but whatevs]
Anaethetist's new reg with big, horrified eyes: "You mean we should start praying???"
7. Panicking rad tech: "Uhhhh my machine broke. I need to jump on this part and kick it, but I am not paid enough if I break it. Can you - "
Surgeon, casual as: "Yeah, sure."
:violently beats up the C-arm until it starts pumping out those sweet, sweet x-rays:
8. ODP to theatre assistant: "Saw the new tasche earlier. Suits you."
Theatre assistant: "Thanks! it grew on me :)"
Surgeon, pleadingly, within accidental snipping distance of the patient's spinal cord: "Guys, do NOT make me laugh."
OH MY GOD I FORGOT -
9. Surgeon using the electrocauter, leaning over the incision and inhaling deeply: mmmmm, that smell always gets me hungry. I'm having barbeque tonight.
New med student: 👀
and the classique:
Spinal surgeon: hey, that scoli's getting bad. want me to fix it for ya?
Me: I mean. There's a pretty long wait list
Spinal surgeon: yeah but I could do it tonight
Me: that would be very illegal, Jeff
Spinal surgeon: only if they catch me
the dragon arc be like:
would you continue to keep me company?
(new merch design)
your boyfriend isn't thematically significant
Some studies that turned into Orufrey… oups.
(Go read the manga I’m begging you)
The sky’s kindest, most radiant star
cute guardian Qif
DID U SKIP UR BREAKFAST ?! FASTER !
because maybe……..youre gonna be the one that maybe
and after all…..youre my after all
Protector of my heart
day 2 and 3 of orufrey week :]
extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all
examples:
sometimes i wonder what olruggio really thinks in regards to qifrey becoming a teacher. i wonder how that conversation went when qifrey told him for the first time because olruggio... doesn't exactly go easy on qifrey in regards to teaching the kids. not that olruggio thinks qifrey is a poor teacher by any means, i don't think olruggio thinks that. he says as much in chapter 40. it's more that i think olly kind of oversteps at times in regards to qifrey teaching the kids and i wonder what motivates that.
some examples i've been thinking about
defying what qifrey wants by taking agott with him to help at the river.
he doesn't even give qifrey a chance to explain coco's situation and why he was taking her on as an apprentice. olruggio rejects it almost immediately. he's not trusting qifrey's judgement.
openly expresses frustration with qifrey's teaching in front of one of his students.
he tries to get qifrey to swear he'll continue to be a good mentor to the kids
he's angry enough to get physical with a wounded qifrey when qifrey impulsively goes to chase after the brims.
he also has nothing to say when beldaruit makes this statement about qifrey
he openly questions where qifrey's priorities are at by suggesting the girls' safety might be important to him so he can get what he wants with the brims. this one is actually dark af.
olruggio spent a lot of time teaching qifrey when they were kids so i wonder if that's just their dynamic where olly will insert his opinions and will on the situation bc that's what he's always done, but i think it's interesting because qifrey would have a right to be angry at a few of these.
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