hownowholly

I like cake and Doctor Who.

[amyjake-archive-deactivated2017]

They do call me Tenacious Ray down at the country club. Because for the past 10 years, I’ve been suing them for discrimination.

[sharknadowizard]

tfw u close all the tabs w/ academic articles ur referencing after finishing ur assignment. relief. i am safe from academia once more

[predictedpancakes]

Me at the club: “Can you play Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers?”

[hownowholly]

me: *displays affection by giving you links to posts i think are relevant to your interests*

[eggsoskeleton]

*looks in a mirror* you again

[reginasphalanges]

[brolinjosh]

#busted

[hownowholly]

Someone: Oooo why are you smiling at your phone?? Is it a boy ;)???

Me, scrolling through Joe Biden memes: uh,,,yeah

[blondegirl-graydog]

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

[micdotcom]

[thebestoftumbling]

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

[juliastiles]

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gredta]

hillary: *says anything*

donald: