Better Than That

Jake | 25m Now Playing: Smash Bros.

[fromthemotionpicture]

[almost-never-deactivated2023090]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

[everythingfox]

Destroyer of tornadoes, village hero, ultimate good boi

[ilovemusicalyy]

[heartbeatemoji]

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny

[medusabraids]

me talking abt my fave tv shows to myself 

[bestoftswift]

[surprisebitch]

Scream Queens was really ahead of its time

[doodleforfood]

Happy International Dog Day! 

Here are four of my favorite dog-related comics I’ve made so far

[beggars-opera]

Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around

[midnite-wet-dreamz]

[baratwunk]

[mykey-20]

[gay-irl]

Gay🕷irl

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

[spillinwineinthebathtub]

THANK YOU FOR THE PIZZA TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! @taylorswift

[spillinwineinthebathtub]

GUYS SCOTT CAME AND GAVE US NYC RELEASE WEEK PICKS

[jigsawfrom221b]

[the-trans-eggplant]

me after putting together an ikea chair

[faceless-king-deactivated201911]

WHAT

[abercrombee]

how these dudes in they 30s but can’t host?

[neo-soulless]

Some people have wives

[manuvers-deactivated20190209]