How to properly play Neopets

Language warning: Colourful words will be used. Although meant to be humorous, not necessarily slandering Neopets. It is pretty fun casually, although it has its... over sights. If you're interested in joining Neopets, feel free to help me out by using my referral link. http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=scavengingotter Feel Free to neofriend me if you wish. http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=scavengingotter Don't be afraid to ask questions if you're wondering about anything, or if you'd like to request something.

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So are we like, not talking about how there’s a portal in snowager’s hoard? Does this mean if you get blasted, that turbo nerd in Brightvale also gets blasted? Or did snowager somehow just find a portal and took it.

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Oh, what is it Gnorbuwu?

Oh, this is sudden. I mean if you’re comfortable with it, sure!

Wow, you sure know how to pick em. She looks great.

T-take your time, ladies.

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neopets is funny

they had a book item called “shades of grey” that they ended up changing the name of years later for obvious reasons

but they also have a wearable background item that’s an obvious reference to that fifty shades of grey movie poster???

neopets dot com is an interesting place

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Yo, tombola man, this game fucking sucks. Whats with the gross ass rotting food my dude, what do you take donations for you fucking hack fraud.

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What is it my dude?

Fuck, my dudes, what is going on??

FUCK YEAH MY DUDES, THAT SURE IS

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When your roommate, kyle, busts open your door without knocking and rudely interrupts you right when you bust a nut

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Welcome to the pound!

Neopian Pound: Oh please, won't you come and look and adopt a poor neopet abandoned by their owner? We have thousands upon thousands of poor neopets without a home to call their own :(

Me: Sure, Let me browse some pet names

Neopian Pound: THANKS, YOU CAN LOOK AT THE ONES IN THIS ROOM ONLY, THERE'S ABOUT 15

Me: Wh-

Neopian Pound: You are not to leave this room and should you come back to look again, this is the only room and the same 15 neopets you will be allowed to see all day.

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[karpetshark]

uh

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yo, TNT, why you gotta commit a cardinal sin and give us OPEN AISHA EYES

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Pound surfing for a new lab rat and found this beauty. Someone really has to grab this gal, chocolate is such a steal of a colour.

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I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT, GNORBUWU IS REAL. ITS 1 IN THE MORNING AND THE FUCKING LAB RAY DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MAD SCIENTIST.

BUT I WAS EXPECTING THIS, SHY UWU ROBO GIRL. SHES PERFECT, I LOVE HER

N̢̟̫͕̹͆O̝̥̺̫͢Tͭ̍͐ͯ̾̀ ̺̖̐ͪ̍ͣ̿͊F͍̼̯̲̙̠̰̊͊͛̈́ͭU̱͚͇̺̺͓ͭ̅ͅC̴ͮͣͧͬK̊̍ͣ̍̒ͬͦĮ̤͕̭͙̲͌ͤͬ̇ͬ̍ͣN͉̈ͨͥͧ̃͗G҉̳̖ ͉͕͈̹ͩͬ̅̑ͩ̔T̀͛̄ͫ̆̌H͔̬͕̣̭̣̫̃ͨ̆͑͆̊I̬̤͓ͯͧ̏̓ͯͭͅS͇͔̠̣͈̚̕

THE CONTACTS DO FUCKING NOTHING

*INHALES*

A̳̬͖̾̑͗͢A̴͙̟͎͎͂ͦÁ̜̩̗̜͓ͭA̩̠̟̞͕̒̌͡Ă̟̲̰ͦ̒͆̌̅ͯAÀ҉̱̱͉̼̯̱A̷̺̫̞A͉̻͉̟̿͆̓̂ͬͅÀ͏̞A̡̫̤̺͆͋ͨ͋Ḁ̣͉̮ͦ͗ͤ̌͋ͅA͉̞̭̺̪ͫͩ̈́͐A͇̟͚̦̲͕ͫ͑A̪͑́̒̓͆̏A̸͊Ā͂̇̂ͨ͜A̸̰̠̟̮̞ͫ̌A̻̝͖̩̰̲̦ͪ̓ͯͯ̒A̱̽̍ͪ̎ͬA̼̝̮͛͘A̮̲̘̪̤̱̾̌̓̒́̒A͈̩̱̜̲ͮͩ

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I exploded the coconut today guys. Here’s the legit screen shot of it. A one in a billion chance. Took home a pretty pay packet too.

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ITS HAPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aͩ̐͜͠͏̯̜̪͓͚̬̲A̟̖͙͑̓̎ͥ̀͢ͅA̢̲̻̙̳̪͚̟̗̎̑ͩͫͪ̿ͯÁ̸̛̮̮̮͓̿Ą̫̭̺̤͐͌̊̿̾̈́̎͞Ȧͩ̀̎̿͂̽҉̷̦͖A̟̣̳̙ͯ͗ͨ͘Ạ̛͓̺̙͚̱̱ͪA̢̹̙ͭ̏̔̏̄̎̾͢A̫͉̾̌ͦͫͧͫ̕͢A̤̳̬̼̍ͣ̔̎͒̄́͢͟A͋҉̫̬̳̥A̡̛̗̯̱͚̖̒̒A͇̼̖̟̝̽̽ͮͬͯͥ͛ͭ͆͞

MOVIN ON UP IN THE WORLD

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