what kind of comedy is this

a neighbouring bonobo. be kind. don't tap the glass. feeding encouraged.

[howtotrainyourboyfriend]

what if I got really into tumblr again

[chubby-bunnies]

[eustaciavye28]

Patriarchy in action.

[h4wkguy]

can’t fool me queer eye team i’d recognize a d&d book anywhere

[fl0wereater]

my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine?

the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it

[chewbacca]

Britney Spears in a 1999 interview

[howtotrainyourboyfriend]

I haven’t posted anything since July I think? So here are the 3 most important developments in my life since then:

1) I got two kittens who have grown into two cats

2) I graduated

and 3) I got engaged!

it’s been an exciting few months 

[norabelrose]

I’m going to say something super controversial here: billionaires shouldn’t exist

[ziggyplayedd]

i used to think billionaires were like. slightly richer millionaires but for reference: a million seconds is 12 days, a billion seconds is THIRTY TWO YEARS.

no one can convince me that it’s possible to possess a billion dollars, much less dozens of billions of dollars, and not be a disgusting terrible shitty unethical heartless human being

[yekkes]

Eldest sisters r the most oppressed

[howtotrainyourboyfriend]

@vegantrashprincess

[howtotrainyourboyfriend]

Hehehe my boyf has a crush on tan from qe

[ethantherenegade]

[captaincrusher]

Man 1500 years ago: Let me sleep with this woman or I will die.

The rabbis:

(Link to tweet here)

[howtotrainyourboyfriend]

Working in an office is so weird! I get paid so much to do so little!

[s-c-i-guy]

[confirmedgoblin]

She Screm

[kipplekipple]

It’s interesting to me that we frame a lot of issues as costing money.

Unhoused folk cost money to house.

Disabled folk cost money, too.

Immigrants cost money.

Trans folk cost money.

Nobody ever says, “Hey, how much does Jeff Bezos cost?” “How much does it cost us to have Elon Musk around, hoarding his money?” “What’s it costing us to have all these fabulously wealthy people?”

It’s costing us a lot more than we ever talk about. Not just because their hoarding of wealth takes that money out of circulation and contributes directly to poverty and the spiralling cost to human beings everywhere.

Also because things are being framed in this way, because we are being forced to think of ourselves and others in terms of cartoon dollar symbols.

That is not a natural state of affairs for humans, it is not something that is morally defensible, and it is something that eats away at each of us in different ways depending on our position vis à vis wealth.

You are never too expensive to deserve to live.

[howtotrainyourboyfriend]

over a year since this wonderful man said he'd love to be my boyf 💞💞

[howtotrainyourboyfriend]

alexa where can I buy the ‘productivity’ dlc for my brain?? when will there be an update to fix the ‘executive dysfunction’ bug??