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This is devastating, I’m inconsolable.

#andre braugher #I am so sad #beautiful piece #what a talent he was

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80s

#very cute

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Captain Dad

#beautiful art #but ummm couldn't amy be driving?

I'm really craving some Holt/Kevin hurt/comfort lately, naturally I've read everything on AO3 a million times. Ugh, what should I do?

#kevin cozner #raymond Holt #the aches and pains of being in a small dying fandom #anyone have any good prompts in case I actually manage to write something?

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How to teach your husband to sail: Step 1 of 99, Knots

#hmmm #this reminded me of that very hot fic about Ray getting turned on by sailing knots...#someone should write some Kevin/Holt with sailing knot bondage #I know it'll never happen #but can you imagine???#I really hate that the fandom is so quiet now #I have some half-written fic on my hard drive but I hate posting to silence #and also I have this weird one that I don't even know how to continue...#ugh

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The Brooklyn 99 Dad’s

#dipping back into the fandom for nice art

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#jake's wrong #it's amazing

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1/X The next Knives Out movie should be a crossover with B99. Blanc and Holt are both on a couples cruise with their husbands and their husbands give a stern warning that they are meant to spend quality time together, so no mysteries/detecting. A murder occurs, of course, that Blanc and Holt find out about in spite of the crew just quietly putting the body in the ship's morgue without informing passengers, as is protocol. Blanc and Holt obviously try to investigate

2/X Blanc and Holt try to investigate without their husbands finding out about their shenanigans. Best bit would be that they're doing the investigations independently of each other, and so when they finally meet because obviously Phillip and Kevin have become BFFs commiserating about their wayward husbands, Holt and Blanc barely pay attention to each other and just are dying to get back to the case. Bonus: Marta AND Helen are also there as besties, and Marta knows Holt because she's Rosa's cuz

Had to share, as this is almost too delightful to fathom!!!!!!!

#this would be so epic #sad that we'll never get to see it #but if someone wanted to write fic...#Kevin and Phillip would totally hang out