🐾💕juno🪽🐾

20 • he/she/it • homelanders puppy <3

[hpdlander]

pinned post yaaayy!!

hi! my name is percy or juno :) i’m 20yrs old, audhd + more, i use any and all pronouns (primarily he/she/it but i could not care less)

i am a huge homelander and butchlander fan. please interact w me if you love either of these as well. i am desperate to talk abt them at all times. honestly the boys in general.

BYI- I AM VERY PRO FICTION. if this bothers you dont interact w me!! i wont interact either <3

i draw sometimes :3

i love love love talking to/meeting new people i promise i don’t bite !! my dms are always open esp to those who share the same interests as me i just ask please only interact with me if you’re over 18 !!

maybe i’ll add more to this later :P

[hpdlander]

guess who got antony starr autograph + selfie tix for a con in september :333 hint: MEEEEE

[rotgutts]

Someone shut him up please (inspo by crystalcovenpocketwatch)

[homebanger1234]

rewatched the finale again and i'm even more upset about it now. does anyone have any fic recommendations that rewrite the ending to be actually good?

[homebanger1234]

no actually i'm SO upset like ik hundreds of other people have ranted about this already but holy shit we lost the plot so bad SIMPLY KILLING HOMELANDER ISNT A HAPPY ENDING VOUGHT IS STILL ALIVE AND WELL AND THE OMLY REASON HOMELANDER HURT THE POEPLE HE HURT IS BECAUSE VOUGHT MADE HIM THAT WAY WHY ARE WE ACTING LIKE EVERYTHING IS ALLNJUST WELL AND GOOD BECAUSE HOMELANDER DIED?? VOUGHT IS STILL THERE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 H MY GOD 😭 listen id be fine with them killing homelander and leaving vought if the ending message was some dark commentary on how the evil corporations always survive even if the 'products' die and how they'll just continue the cycle of abuse, BUT THATS NOT THE MESSAGE WE GOT. fuckass kripke acted like the mentally ill, hurt, abused person dying, and the people that made him living, was a happy ending. it's such a mockery to all the abuse homelander went thru??? i also feel like there was a really important message there for so long about how butcher prioritizing revenge over everything else was also insanely destructive and terrible and the finale touched on that a liiiittle bit and i appreciate that ryan called him out on it but why are they all acting like he was an amazing noble guy at his funeral??? no he wasn't?? he sucked too??? god i just can't get over how upsetting it is that homelander's death is treated like such a joke tho . he was so deep into psychosis that in his last moments he was hallucinating the lady that groomed him FOR LIKE 30 YEARS BUT NOPE THATS ALL JUST FUNNY TO KRIPKE I GUESS ?? no and like all of the pacing in the finale is awful too and there are so many continuity errors and so many major plot points that came up out of nowhere and were clearly not written in until last minute just for the sake of killing the supes IT ALL FEELS LIKE SUCH A COP OUT. i also feel like the finale was written to act more like a memento to the fans that had been following the show for so long, rather than it being written to be simply a good finale. like none of the rest of season 5 ties anything back to previous seasons so it's as if they felt the need to overcompensate in the finale and bring up all of these tie backs that hadn't been mentioned for multiple seasons just to try to get the viewers to feel nostalgic about the first seasons, which dgmw could've been nice, IF THEY HAD ALSO WRITTEN A GOOD COHERENT FINALE OTHERWISE. BUT THEY DIDNT. SO ITS ALL JUST A BUNCH OF SELF AWARE JOKES MADE TO ENGAGE WITH THE AUDIENCE INSTEAD OF GOOD WRITING. pmo

[barsicool]

[jackandjackiekennedyfan]

[purplehairsecretlair]

God, Billy Butcher is just stranger and funnier the more I think about him. It's sort of morbidly fascinating. He apologised to Becca for not 'saving' her and said he'd spend the 'rest of his life making it up to her', as he was actively planning to separate her from her child he had no reason to think she didn't love, who she had lived in a compound for 8 years for, so she could be with him and be the one to raise him. He went on trying to do that, plotting with Stan Edgar, even though he and Becca had discussed it at that point and she'd made it VERY clear she wanted Ryan with her - I know he changed his mind at the end, but if he was doing everything for her it feels like it wouldn't have even come up. Or at least he might have discussed it with her, if he genuinely thought there was no other way?

"For Frenchie", when he left Frenchie to presumably die in Vought custody at the end of S1 so he could go after Homelander, and things never really improved from there. "For my Becca" when Becca begged him with her dying breath to look after her son, to not let him be treated like a weapon, and to make sure he knew her death wasn't his fault - and Billy blamed him directly for her death a season later, and spent season 5 trying to convince him to become a weapon against Homelander and die.

And I don't mind the emptiness and darkness of Butcher - even enjoy his almost-pure obsession with Homelander - but it's all so blatant I find it hard to believe it wasn't intentional, and then it's like, what story were they trying to tell? Damaged man is killed by another damaged man, who then pretty much immediately gets himself killed/destroys himself? Were we just supposed to be really impressed Billy overcame the odds and destroyed a near-invulnerable superhuman (by using other superpowers)? Was it just an excuse for five seasons of fighting? I can't even understand why you'd want to tell that story. It's not even like "it was accidental compared to his revenge, but he DID save the world, so it worked out" because the real issue was always Vought creating situations like Homelander, and they're still there at the end of the show that was specifically supposed to tell that story. I like angst and horror, so I can still kind of enjoy it, but ?????

[scooterpengie]

5 seasons have passed yet I never moved on from whatever they had going on

Should I draw her holding him like that?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 14

[scooterpengie]

He got his wish

[barsicool]

Nya kawaii XD 🍭

[nextbestamericanrecord222]

[barsicool]

[hpdlander]

i yume/selfship w homelander but i don’t take it that seriously tbh i have never and would never care abt doubles in fact i think we should all take turns spit roasting him cause its what clara would’ve wanted.

[sleepyqngel]

butcher calling homelander ‘son’ (slang) but homelander fucking creams his pants send tweet

[jackandjackiekennedyfan]

[sailormoonsailorstars]

radio silence is genuinely so funny bc honestly how could someone come back for that amount of evidence and knowing there’s even more if they try to deny it that hasn’t been posted yet 😭

[scorchedearf]

I love it when a butchlander fic has Butcher call Homelander “princess”. I eat that up everytime regardless of the context.

[pigfartsviatardis]

Homelander is like if oedipus didn’t have a mum