A maiden named Hayden

Hayden Marie Reed - 21 years old - Neuroscience student

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emerson-perwin:

I’m a dancer… Kind of comes with the territory ya know?

Yes, that makes sense. Guess there’s always a risk for you to sprain something. Don’t you ever get tired of it though? Of the possible chance of often getting hurt?

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emerson-perwin:

I was in the hospital for a few days. Sprained my ankle again… 

Oh, that’s unfortunate. How did you manage that?

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emerson-perwin:

Well that royally sucked. 

What did? 

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venusmercer:

“I don’t know which one of you losers smacked my ass as I got out of the car this morning, but hey, I missed you too dude.”

I can assure you that was not me. I don’t greet people that way.

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justinxjustinjustin:

It’s only creepy if you’re not in love with the person staring. 

Then it’s definitely creepy, ‘cause I’m not in love with you.

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gdievansnow:

Booooring. When you’ve got absolutely no idea what’s going to happen, what happened before or even what’s happening right now, that’s when life gets fun. Or at least that’ my theory for why I’m so happy and so many people are downers. Hey, that’s progress! Most people usually downgrade me from creepy when they find out I’m harmless. Of course. And I don’t blame them for that at all.

It might be boring, but I prefer to play safe, which often involves having everything planned out. But yes, life is made of improv, which means those plans don’t always go the way I want them to. Wait, what exactly defines a “downer” as opposed to you being happy? Well, I pretty much assumed you were harmless the moment you opened your mouth. Was that a rushed decision? Also, I’d rather have friends because they like me for my personality rather than my looks, but maybe that’s just me.

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gdievansnow:

Who needs a script? Boring. Improv is so much more fun. And this is the only way I wouldn’t get in trouble for going off script. People forget the lovable part all the time and I don’t understand it. But now that we’ve formed this bond, maybe we can talk it down from creepy to… peculiar. That’s a much nicer word. Oh, it is. I don’t know how I manage it. It’s the curse of being pretty.

If I could’ve had a script, I’d prefer it. I like to know what’s going to happen, as I’m a person that plans more or less everything. However, I know that’s not something I can require from life, so improv is the way to go. Well, you do seem less creepy now than you did at first glance, so it’s going your direction I guess. So being pretty is the real reason you have friends, is what you’re saying, or..?

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birdie-levchenko:

“Well, I don’t know if it was at me or he was just going on about his day. There are so many possibilities and I think we should think the best of him.” She smiled, hoping to lighten the conversation. “But yes, I am extremely grateful for now knowing what that means. Hopefully no one says it to me again though. I’d rather be complimented on other things.”

“Yes, you can think the best of him. I’m not really good at always thinking the best of people if I get a suspicion that they’re not good. Then again, I wasn’t the one who met him, so you’re the better judge.” She gave her a small smile back. “If someone says that to you again then tell them to shut up. I mean, why do they say such things anyway? If they want to compliment you on your appearance they should do it politely"

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gdievansnow:

Just without the laugh track so we don’t always know when something’s funny. Eccentric but lovable starer, thank you very much. I am. Everyone thinks I’m adorable and they want to be my friend no matter how weird I am. Of course. They were slaps of love.

True. And obviously no script, so we never know what’s coming. Oh yes, forgot the lovable part. I was too focused thinking “creepy”, as that was what your stare was in the first place. Everyone wants to be your friend? Sounds exhausting to be that popular.

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gdievansnow:

You’d probably kill as the straight man. I’d fail at being a straight man… for more reasons than one. It means in a sitcom you’d be the one who looks sick of all the shit going on while everyone else has fun. Because I’m just a friend making master.

Ah, because life’s a sitcom we’re all living. And I’m the straight man in it, while you’re the eccentric starer who delivers the punch line. Right yes, I could sense that you were a friend making master. So those slaps that you mentioned, did they turn into friendships too?

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hopecxrstairs:

“Really?, sorry I don’t want look like creepy.”

You know how to not look creepy? Don’t stare. 

Why were you staring anyway? Anything you’re wondering about?

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gdievansnow:

Anyone ever tell you that your poker face looks a lot like resting bitch face? Much better than mine. I always crack. You say that like you think I’e never done that before. Made many a good friend doing that. Also got slapped a few times.

Yes, I’ve been told that before. Or no, actually, not my poker face. Just my regular face, which is guess is also my poker face. I suppose I in general just have a resting bitch face , whatever that really means. You’ve made friends by making faces at them? Why, because they thought it was funny or something?

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gdievansnow:

You know what jokes are, right? And sarcasm? And bullshit? Because those are the only three things that ever come out of my mouth. So you don’t have to look quite so judgmental.

That much I figured, which is why I replied the same way. You don’t really think I would advice you to do that I hope, ‘cause making faces at people is very rude. And so it’d be a terrible advice. Also, I don’t mean to look judgmental. It’s just how my face is. 

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gdievansnow:

Well I tried giving candy to children, but people really didn’t appreciate that. And then I tried going up to sniff people, but that one was also a bust. How else am I supposed to make new friends?

Yes, I can see how socializing must be very hard for you when every strategy you use go wrong. But I mean, all those strategies also made you seem like a creep, so you know..that could have something to do with them not working. Maybe you should start making faces at people or something. That would make you seem funny rather than creepy, right?

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birdie-levchenko:

“I don’t know what he said afterwards actually. Right after saying thank you, I simply just.. walked away. All I heard was a whistle and that’s about it.”

“He whistled at you?” She rolled her eyes, obviously not liking what she was hearing. “It was probably a good thing you just kept walking. At least now you know what the most common definition of rack is when people tell you you have a nice one.”

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gdievansnow:

Yep. That’s my whole plan for the day. With some idle chit-chat sprinkled in for diversity. And maybe a bathroom break here and there. But I can also stare at strangers in the bathroom. That works even faster.

Right. Sounds like you’re going to have a very interesting day. Ever considered getting a hobby that doesn’t make you seem like a creep?