Free Bird

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haydenmariereed:

Oh, that’s unfortunate. How did you manage that?

I’m a dancer... Kind of comes with the territory ya know?

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jaysvensson:

What?

Oh... uh, hi again. Um just uh... Sprained my ankle is all.

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alexia-raskoph:

What?

Oh, nothing. Just sprained my ankle...Again.

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sadie-foster:

Shopping makes the soul better. 

Whatcha get?

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haydenmariereed:

What did? 

I was in the hospital for a few days. Sprained my ankle again... 

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Well that royally sucked. 

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the-ollieparker:

“He said that? Incredible. Inspirational, even. Gotta love the creativity in this town.”

“He did! That is not something I could make up, ya know? Inspirational. I feel like maybe I should submit that to the next president for their slogan.”

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justinxjustinjustin:

Jason was hiding from a person who found out his secret and I was hiding with him. 

Well that’s a very, uh... interesting story to say the least.

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willawithers:

❝ Yeah, that’s one way to put it. They ran right through that sign and nearly right through me. ❞

“Did you at least get their plate number?”

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tatumdavies:

Okay, so I know you’re probably wondering why I disappeared off the face of the earth for about a month and all but, due to my super-secret spy status, I can’t disclose that information for your own safety. 

Oh damn. I didn’t notice cause I’m new here... Sorry, but welcome back!

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wowbenji:

I was in the shower earlier, and it just occurred to me– cereal is just dog kibble for humans. Let that brain bomb settle in for a few minutes.

Have you ever tasted kibble? I did on a dare once and it was like crunch meat flavored crap.

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justinxjustinjustin:

It was nothing bad. 

Oh... Then what was the point of hiding? Just for shits and giggles or?

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peacezenharmony:

Oh, I’m a Yogi, or Yoga Instructor! It’s sorta one of my life passions. I swear by it.

OH wow. That’s really cool actually. You should go do a class. People here seem pretty eager to learn all sorts of things.

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❝ Truly, I’m alright. STOP signs here are purely suggestions, and I’m sure this is just the universe telling me I shouldn’t be jogging. ❞

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willawithers:

“Take it someone ran a stop sign?”

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peacezenharmony:

Goodness, it is such a beautiful day today! I wonder if I should take my hammock and go on a hike? Maybe I could teach a class out on a trail somewhere…I just dig all of these great vibes.

What kind of classes do you teach?

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freddie-falcon:

I’d very much appreciate your help… just go easy on me. Well, you look pretty fit so I’d say you’re doing a good job. I think I definitely will get some, thanks for the suggestion. I’m Freddie, nice to meet you.

Of course! I mean, I don’t think you need it but if it’s just to stay fit, it’ll be easy. Me? I kind of have to be. Dancer. Thrilling, I know. Well, it’s very nice to meet you Freddie. What do you do?

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castonconfessions:

Anonymous said:

Emerson is a an overachiever