Ranking NYXL by how much Chaotic Energies they exude:
1. Mano- 0/100 very wholesome guy. Has a smile you can trust. Is the backbone of NYXL and he should be getting paid more for everything he does for the team. Has done nothing but his absolute best and we should all support him.
2. Janus-10/100 barely speaks so how chaotic can he truly be? Refused to spend $50 on a book which was the Right Thing to do.The 10 points comes from the fact that he likes anime as anime itself is chaotic, but overall another guy you can trust.
3. Anamo-10/100 gets picked on by the rest of nyxl for no reason but knows how to stick up for himself. Fights back when necessary. Too little information is known about Anamo to truly determine where he lies on the spectrum but seems to be a victim of the clown show that is New York Excelsior.
4. Meko-29/100 to quote many a NYXL players, Meko is dumb (with Jjonak being dumber), but seems chill, minds his own business. Also seems like the type to aggressively pursue his friends when they appear on the opposing team on ladder. But still, not bad.
5. Libero-37/100 much like Janus, he barely speaks so how chaotic can he truly be? But I distinctly remember during one of his streams one loser on the opposing team sent very…angry…messages towards Libero and it envoked the most chilling laugh from him and from then I knew he was hiding something. Also refused to give up Hanzo for a 10 year old kid during the same stream. Thrives off of chaoticness but doesn’t live by it. Also mains Hanzo so like…there you go.
6. Ark-41/100 I know, I know what you’re all thinking: “Ark created PMA he doesn’t deserve to be to be this high on the list!!” And I’m here to inform you that sadly…Ark is just as chaotic as the rest of nyxl, HOWEVER, he balances it well by being a sweet person. If you truly watch his streams and lurk in his discord…then you know what I’m talking about. On Valentines Day he roasted all of his viewers by claiming he knew none of us had boyfriends or girlfriends. Basically, he is the Sour Patch Kids of the team, sour then sweet.
7. Saebyeolbe-64/100 Sbb is the biggest enigma of the nyxl team as he apologizes for little things such as being even slightly negative on his stream BUT he also goes around describing anything and everything as “looks like fucking shit,” (Saebyeolbe, 2018). Likes potty humor but is so charming that no one can get mad at him for it. At the end of the day, he loves his wife and that’s all that matters.
8. Pine-81/100 Spiderpine…oh Spiderpine. This man still dabs in 2018 with no hesitation. Has no sense of positioning but can still get away with it simply because of how Powerful he is. His hand drawn nyxl banner he sports on stream radiates more chaotic energies than most of nyxl combined. We should all fear this man.
9. Jjonak-100/100 we have finally made it to the end…where to begin with this one…if you’ve spent more than 10 minutes in his stream…you already Know. But for everyone that doesn’t…once streamed for over 15 hours mostly playing Minecraft for no reason other than he could and streamed AGAIN after being offline for only 6 hours. Wears Balenciagas too big for his goddamn feet to hold all of that chaotic energy he has and will always have. Does things with Zen that no man ever should. Once said hi to me during his stream and immediately activated my fight or flight instincts. Do NOT trust this man!!!
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