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[catgirl-intestinal-parasite]

[lizardsister]

top things id most like to see in the elden ring expansion!!

Winston.

[lizardsister]

incredibly potent url/tag combo thank u

[reformedmercymain]

[bunny-blaster]

the reylo owl au fanfic writer turned professional author who sicced her followers on me (resulting in like a million anons telling me to kill myself) is currently getting her ass beat up and down the streets of twitter.gov AND has lost her book deal as a result.... one thing abt me....... it make take a while but much like the san francisco sithlords i WILL always win....

[losangelesvalorant]

this is the most dishonest comp in history (FACT)

[doradotcom]

have you ever received anon hate on tumblr

yes

no

Voting ended onSep 17, 2023

[txttletale]

good job activision blizzard that's the worst anyone's ever done it

[txttletale]

they did! they had an incredible third-party tournament scene -- and remember, esports is a loss leader -- third-party tournaments are free marketing for your game being paid for by other people! in fact, due to licensing fees, they're free marketing for your game that other people are paying you to do! if you take control over your esports scene, you should be doing it so you can pump more money into it than a third part would be willing to -- but no, overwatch thought they could create a profitable walled garden of esports based on the idea of making a huge profit off their bone-headed doomed-to-fail 'global localised league' idea

[mercyofficial]

i cant fucking believe striker is on the san francisco shock again. how many times is this now

[doctorcigarettes]

Hanzo is just sasuke for people who wanna fuck dads

[chris-huy]

How fucking dare you. Hanzo has a richer and deeper backstory than that angsty sack of shit

[gavlan-deactivated20180830]

fanart of him fucking mccree isnt lore

[overwatch]

@chris-huy not to call you out 5 years later, but when Sasuke was a child he had his entire family murdered by his own brother who was following orders from their dystopian government.

Hanzo killed Genii because he and his Yakuza family didn’t like Genji and then Hanzo decided to brood.

[chris-huy]

And to respond to you 5 years later, fuck Blizzard and every game they’ve put out since 2010. This was originally a joke that people took seriously but now Actiblizz could and should shut down permanently.

[doctorcigarettes]

hey man whats up its been a while. we should hang out

[silveme]

If blizzard weren’t cowards this would have been his April fools ult line

Clean version HERE

[mercyofficial]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Truly hate saying this about Overwatch but: based

[bunny-blaster]

WHO WILL WIN: a bunch of elite experienced owl veterans VS one feral sugarfree now released from BABY JAIL

[losangelesvalorant]

Head coach paintbrush and player coach paintbrush have, with the explicit permission of their GM (paintbrush), decided to sub in the valiant social media manager (also paintbrush)

[mercyofficial]

oh it’s so over

[mercyofficial]

overwatch’s two gay male characters are now a call of duty expy and this guy. you gotta give them props for diversity

[mercyofficial]

"how is the pro-am going" outlaws and redbird esports just agreed to a roadhog matchup in match chat and then spent the entirety of hollywood sticking to it ft. a moira 1v1 where violet got sick of the duel and solo-ulted with coalescence to win