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[hroneks]

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ella scottish nhl fan (c. 2018) who is too scared to touch the eihl (i suffer enough for free) i did intend for this blog to hold all of my interests but the in-season hockey fixation is very real ⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖

my very normal feelings ab hockey teams that i've categorised in a very normal way <3 (i'm a libra and reserve the right to change my mind at any time)

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──୨ৎ─ ella et cetera .ᐟ i either have nothing to say or i don't shut up i'm so sorry

canucks lb i haven't been normal ab this team since i learned what the nhl was and i'm not going to start now

[mattymartin]

↳ MAT BARZAL HYPING UP TITO ON THE DANCEFLOOR | BEAUVILLIER'S WEDDING | 7.17.26

[hroneks]

connor bedard YOU🫵 are a vancouver canuck (in 5 years)

[daily-nhl-polls]

Do you own an NHL jersey?

Many!

One!

Nope!

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

[hroneks]

im cursed

[hroneks]

im gonna kill myself

[hroneks]

I LOVE MY COUNTRY NORWAY!!!

[hroneks]

connor bedard suffers so much that’s how i know he’s a future canuck

[babygirlboeser]

boy are we deep in the off-season. here’s some of my favourite canucks comms quotes. (i will be continually adding to this)

- JS: i’m not really a nickname guy • DT: i just called you shorty • JS: that was YOUR choice

- JS: he was like mac and cheese. like a comfort food. he was a comfort voice.

- JS: mama said there’d be days like this… help me dave • DT: godspeed shorty

- JS: why do they do that? why do they sit front row? they were washington fans BY THE WAY

- JS: i thought he said ‘i’m coming to the cottage’, but my lip reading isn’t as good as yours

- BA: i’m fired up, he threw my chair at me! unreal. have another beer.

- brando and lando allegedly doing the splits in the broadcast booth, but we’ll never know for sure

- baptism by fire for 20 year old tom willander (idk if this was shorty or dt or rf)

- *talking about the word rump* JS: well i didn’t go to university like you • DT: *long pause* i didn’t learn that at university

- BA: jett woo just took a punch to the face and had his helmet knocked off but yeah, the refs suck

- BB: first career fight for drew o’connor… looked like it.

- brando spamming “BOJANGLES!!!!” in the ccf

- brando crashing out over not getting to see elmo live in concert because the checkers forced game 6

[playoffsides]

offer sheeting out of the usual sense of opportunism is plenty interesting but you add spite and hate and war on planet earth and i am tickled and delighted

[hroneks]

SOMEONE OFFER SHEET CONNOR BEDARD RIGHT NOW

[hroneks]

petey down 😔 we have limited stock!!

[hroneks]

l*afs wanna recreate the life line so bad

[hroneks]

guys i cant have the leafs stealing the 1oa pick and bob from me in the span of a month

[hroneks]

HAPPY BROCKSTENSION-VERSARY!!!! one year ago today brock boeser became a canuck for life!!!

[selkesson]

nhl: this player wants to be traded and this player is refusing to be traded to this team and THIS player won’t go to THAT team wow this is heating up

canucks subplot:

[fuvkrutherford]

Eldritch Horror (affectionate)