Paul Danimal’s Yogurt

I write Fanfics occasionally but it’s only ever when i feel inspired |20s| although i don’t really post anything explicit this is a 18+ account so please MDNI

[hrryp0thead]

The only reason raccoon is with topper is because she’s autistic and boys never outwardly admitted their affection to her and toppers the first one to do that and she feels an obligation towards him and he has a pretty face 

[elvisomar]

[hrryp0thead]

INTRODUCING

(Mostly) Grumpy Bunny!Reader

🥕she’s fat too.

🥕she’s not bad with people she would just rather not….

🥕 she’s barrys neighbor who needs to mind her own damn business

🥕she’s honestly a really good girl and not much will change that she just has questionable taste in men

🥕she currently lives alone at the trailer park and is a part time student but it’s all mostly online

🥕she works as a receptionist at the library and because the job doesn’t have her do much thats when she does school work

🥕she has a bunny funny enough but she’s a free roaming and uses a litter box in the restroom

🥕she DOES NOT like topper i will not elaborate

🥕her only friend is pope but she will not hang with the pogues

[hrryp0thead]

Topper 100% tried to push dieting on raccoon and she went on dinner dates with a new guy every day for a week. She posted the food she was eating on a private insta story that only had him (he doesn’t know that tho) and had captions about getting a man who treats you right. He never mentioned dieting again.

[hrryp0thead]

this is kinda how raccoon dresses but imagine someone fat in these😁

[hrryp0thead]

this is Raccoon and grandpa’s trailer

[hrryp0thead]

Raccoon is autistic, and all her people skills are a bit skewed, so trust me, she doesn’t see much wrong with cheating on Topper. She does know that it’s wrong, but she doesn’t care in the slightest. If he found out she was cheating and broke up with her, she already has another boyfriend, so no harm, no foul.

[hrryp0thead]

Raccoon tells her grandpa everything, maybe too much at a time. When she and Topper started dating, she would talk to her grandpa about him and how she thought he was a bit boring; her grandpa, being the #player he was back in the day, told her to get a second boyfriend. She obviously thought he was crazy, but nonetheless, she considered it heavily. Then she remembered how sweet Rafe had been to her before she and Top got together and started seeking him out. Thus began the relationship of Sneaky Link!Rafe and Raccoon!!!

[hrryp0thead]

Raccoon actually lives in the trailer park in the cut with her grandpa that doesn’t speak a lick of English. She could get into all kinds of trouble but she’s too sweet of a girl for that 

[dulc3vida]

raccoon!reader

inspired by the one and only @hrryp0thead i love raccoon!reader. can't wait to see what she'll get into.

not really a pogue because she goes to the kook academy but not really a kook because her parents business is on the cut.

she's bigger than than the other girls at school so the only attention she really got was from creepy older men. once she grew out of her awkward phase (she kept the raccoon hair) and traded the minecraft hoodie in for a mini skirt, she became the torturous image that most guys at the kook academy jerked off to.

how could they not? she's the image of femininity and softness when she wears a dress or a short skirt. thighs they could use as leverage while they plowed her into oblivion. skin just waiting to be marked and bruised. plush lips that would feel so good kissing them all over. but it's not like they would ever admit it.

it wasn't until rafe cameron started being sweet on her that she realized people had actually been paying attention to her. she knew rafe wasn't completely real with her, that he'd never call her his girlfriend. that he would never fight for her with the people most important to him when they inevitably said "she's a sweet girl but..." that doesn't mean she doesn't like the attention. no, she loves it. she knows what she's getting herself into.

this whole time, she doesn't realize that topper has been pining after her for years. topper doesn't realize it either. he's a nice guy. he never treats anyone from figure 8 terribly and until the whole drama with the pogues, he was trying to be civil with them. he tried to be cool with everyone which is why he couldn't understand why his stomach churned at the sight of her grinding on his best friend.

"i'm gonna get us a drink." rafe moves some hair from her ear and leans in close.

she leans back and looks at him with a smile. "okay."

as soon as rafe is gone, topper swoops in.

"hey, you." he stood behind her, close enough to feel her body heat but far enough not to come off as creepy.

it was a pleasant surprise when she danced her way closer to him. "hey topper." she was drunk already, cheeks all red and makeup slightly smudged. "what's up?"

he places his hands on the soft curve of her waist and leans into her ear. "don't do anything with rafe. he's using you."

it catches her completely off guard and now she's flushing with embarrassment and all the insecurities she had managed to push away before topper had it all come rushing back. "why're you saying that?"

"because he doesn't deserve you. i don't want to see you get hurt." as topper is saying this, he locks eyes with rafe across the floor. his grip on her tightens and he watches his hands sink into the flesh on her hips.

"that's nice and all topper but i don't care." she pushes herself away from him, temper starting to boil with help from the alcohol. she and rafe meet in the middle, exchange a few words and then he's leading her upstairs and the two aren't seen for the rest of the night.

topper goes and presses his ear against every door until he hears the sounds of her squealing and rafe grunting and skin smacking together as rafe fucks her silly. he could have stayed there all night just listening but people kept walking through the halls and he didn't want to look like a weirdo. still, he doesn't trust rafe with her and is making it his mission to get her away from him (so he can have her for himself).

[hrryp0thead]

When Rafe found out topper swooped in on his girl he was visibly shaking (now he’s gotta play the long game) 

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topper had never thought anything of raccoon until rafe started being a sweet on her

[hrryp0thead]

The only reason raccoon is with topper is because she’s autistic and boys never outwardly admitted their affection to her and toppers the first one to do that and she feels an obligation towards him and he has a pretty face 

[hrryp0thead]

I lost my tumbler for a bit and almost cried but we are back!

[hrryp0thead]

it’s christmas eve (mexican christmas) have a good day y’all!!!

[katsulci]

getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny

[hrryp0thead]

raccoon reader and topper break up at one point (she broke up with him) and while he’s out here flaunting his new girlfriend talking shit to rafe about how she’s so much better than his lame ex rafe is raccoons sneaky link because #hoesfirst