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[saaraofthesand]

everyday I wake up and am forced to remember that not everyone knows the six universal facial expressions have been debunked

[east-of-nowhere]

“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

[luna-azzurra]

What helped me write trauma better is remembering that the nervous system learns predictions. If danger used to come after quiet, calm can feel threatening. If kindness used to come with a price, kindness can feel suspicious. So healing is not just “they know they’re safe now.” Healing is the slow, annoying, deeply unfair process of teaching the body that the old prediction is not always the present truth.

[gremlininho]

then & now ♡

[valencians]

fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years

[heavensghost]

I bring a kind of frozen deer vibe to situations that the headlights really seem to like

[greelin]

how many situations can one man be put in? The answer might shock you

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[im-mender]

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[spidersinmysoup]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[capacity]

I wish you can hug me and say everything’s going to be okay

Girl we are fucked

[hinamie]

are these what the kids are calling *checks notes* magical girls?

[acidcow]