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[saaraofthesand]

everyday I wake up and am forced to remember that not everyone knows the six universal facial expressions have been debunked

[stuck-in-jelly]

I love how Olruggio was just chilling with them in the living room taking a nap

Like he has a whole separate wing in the atelier, multiple napping spots for comfort in that wing as well. More privacy, more peace, more quiet.

But no, he wanted to be close to them and nap on the couch as they all went about their work

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[dailypattondoodles]

Oh.

OH

[lurlur]

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

[treecitysessions]

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

[partywithponies]

Nothing more frustrating than talking about history with people on the internet who don't understand how averages work.

You'll be like "it's so tragic that this happened to this historical figure, she was so young", and some dipshit will be like "um actually the average life expectancy was only like 35 in those days so she really wasn't that young for the time at all 😌", and you have to explain that that "average life expectancy" is heavily skewed by the incredibly high infant and child mortality rate of the time, and that people who lived to adulthood and lived normal lives did in fact usually live to their 60s or older. Elderly people did in fact exist in the old days.

[monobmp]

Let's blush just like mama

Ver without the background effects below

[arrivemedi]

yatagarasu (4hr+12min doodle)

[soshiroazami]

in light of ppl talking about chiaki and shiba i wanted to show what i got commissioned (by @aztr_artz on twitter)

[icanthelpbeingacaprisun]

Bi-kuri

[umbrabuq]

this guy so unserious brah

[eggstoastnbacon]

kagurabachi sketch

i haven’t started the manga yet but i love everyone’s outfits lol

[saaraofthesand]

multiple women: *describing something sexist to me*

me: so sexism?

them: no *continues to explain a blatant example of sexism*

me:

[bloodraven55]

[bish0ps]

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

[fakesleepwalking]

phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life

[umbrinee]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🌈 ! that said here are my queer, hard-at-work cupids on their well-deserved break ❤️🪽