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[saaraofthesand]

everyday I wake up and am forced to remember that not everyone knows the six universal facial expressions have been debunked

[valencians]

fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years

[heavensghost]

I bring a kind of frozen deer vibe to situations that the headlights really seem to like

[greelin]

how many situations can one man be put in? The answer might shock you

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[im-mender]

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[spidersinmysoup]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[capacity]

I wish you can hug me and say everything’s going to be okay

Girl we are fucked

[hinamie]

are these what the kids are calling *checks notes* magical girls?

[acidcow]

[ajthebumblebee]

This seems to be what I've learned.

[ajthebumblebee]

[pokinnnn]

HR recommended a stress toy

[farompi]

Justice is blind