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I have a headcanon that the reader raccoon! he only had any contact with anyone from Batfam when the readerraccoon! it was found in their trash and Alfred found it (so I made a drawing based on it)
How do you keep making these masterpieces pookie??💚💚💚💚
Fr, every work of yours has been amazing!💚
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This is what you look like in the front seat of toppers big ass jeep
You're making me invest on Raccon!Reader!x 141, and if they diacover the reason Reader do this and the plans Reader's employees had for both the military docs and Reader's fate?
Ahhh thank you so much!! This means so much to me, raccoons are one of my absolute favourite animals and i've had this thought for a while, i've started making a longer fic rather than just a drabble but i'm quite stumped with work and school atm!
I'd be happy to tag you if you'd like for when I end up finishing and posting the fic!!
You know, I don’t feel represented by the y/n market rn. Like, want a y/n sleep deprived that don’t get out of their room for four days straight, night time dwellers, stained sweatshirts and gym shorts, and with the power of magic and the leglock make all the fictional man swoon all over them. That’s the future I wanna 🤤
A Raccoon and Warren argument
Warren accidentally spilled Raccoons funyuns and shes on her period so.... she really needed those funyuns
W: Babe! I said I was sorry! Look! I even go you a new bag of funnyuns, look!
R: I don’t care Warren, I bought those funyuns with my own money I stole from my brother
W: Well look babe, I’m sorry ok. Are you are really gonna be mad at me over a bag on funyuns?
R: OVER A BAG OF— you have NO RIGHT, to talk about funyuns like that. FUNYUNS ARE A GOOD DELECTABLE SNACK THE PAIR PERFECT WITH FANTA
W: Oh yeah? Well I think fritos and Dr. Pepper go together WAY BETTER than funyuns and fanta
R: *GASP* you bite your tongue
W: You bite yours. Forgive me and I’ll take it back
R:.... fuck you and your metal wings
W: fuck you and your ears and tail
R: YOU SAID YOU LIKED MY EARS AND TAIL, PIGEON
W: AND YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA COOK BREAKFAST LAST TIME AFTER I COOKED
R: I DONT KNOW ANY GOOD BREAKFAST FOOD RECIPES
W: THEN WHY DON’T YOU ASK ME TO HELP
R: BECAUSE YOU’RE ALREADY SO HELPFUL AS IT IS
W: WELL THAT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE SO DAMN NICR TO BE AROUND
R: WELL THATS BECAUSE YOU’RE EASIER TO GET ALONG WITH THEN YOU LET ON
W:...
R:....
W:.. *hands Raccon the bag of funyuns*
R: *takes bag, opens it and begins eating them right away*
W:...
R:... *hold out bag offering Warren some*
W:...*takes some*
both kiss
HI HOW ARE YOU I HOPE YOU’RE WELL!
I loved the way you wrote the Goldfish! Reader one shot I was surprised you wrote it so fast but excited! You could’ve taken your time with writing but it had me giddy when I was reading it!
This idea popped up again in my head from where you said that Conner would have to break the news to Damian about the goldfish reader not being there and it’s a fake fish that looks real similar.
During lunch:
Conner who barley had any classes with Damian that day and only could meet with him during lunch: H hey buddy you know that’s not goldfish! Reader right?
Damian who’s feeding the fish: hmm what do you mean of course it’s them.
Conner who can see the little differences and maybe hear the different heartbeat or something: that’s not them
Damian realizing the differences is like: this is just a common fish?! Who could’ve- *cuts himself off realizing who and growls out* Drake!
*the common goldfish just vibing, liking the tank and food* (^.^)
Wayne Enterprises:
Tim who’s doing paper work for Bruce sneezes out of nowhere: huh wonder who’s talking about me now?
*Tim smiles at reader in goldfish form realizing it’s time to feed me opens the enclosures little lid or something dropping premium pellets in*
Tim: here you go some food! Huh it’s time for lunch for me too.
*goldfish! Reader who had been sleeping on a comfy rock perks up at the sound of fish pellets hitting the water*
Goldfish! Reader!: As much as I hate the fact that I’m like this these some really good freaking premium fish pellets *the words just come out in air bubbles*
*quickly swims to get them and eats the pellets going through the hoop that’s in the tank after that and decides to go to the filter bubbles bored swimming against the mini current letting it push them away having fun and than determined to not get pushed by said current so swims determinedly against it*
Tim watching this taking pictures that he’s definitely gonna print later: Wow look at you go!
ALSO WOW THE BIG GOLDFISH BLEW MY MIND!
Also another scenario Raccoon! Reader sneaking out and determined to get to the trash and is going through it when their picked up by an unamused Alfred who promptly squirts them with a water bottle as he carries them back into the manor taking and scolding them and the reader just chitters and screeches angrily at him but doesn’t attack him because he makes good food.
Raccoon! Reader: *chittering and screeching angrily in Raccoon speak* Alfred it’s in my nature to do this you can’t stop me! The other raccoons are doing it why can’t I?! You’re embarrassing me and ruining my street cred in front of them! *sees the other raccoons nearby and screeches louder chittering more embarrassed and angry* I’m not a cub / kit s not fair! *throughs up paws to cover themselves the face and grabbing their ears*
Alfred tsking carrying them by the scruff: We must take you a bath now and take out that raccoon book bag harness (like a kids child leash book bag thing) during the night! Who would like to have you first during the night to make sure you don’t escape hmm Master Richard or Master Damian? Or Master Bruce?
Raccoon! Reader: *screeches more*
SORRY FOR THE LONG ASK/ SCENARIO! IT JUST WOULDN’T LEAVE MY HEAD!
I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY/ NIGHT/ EVENING!!!!💜💚🩵💙❤️🩷💛🩶🖤🧡
⭐️anon
Hey ⭐️! I’m good, how are you?
These are so cute!! I love your little raccoon reader scenario. If they were more lenient yans who know that you’ll come back, then that would definitely happen.
Also, RIGHT??? Goldfish facts are actually crazyy
「SORRY FOR THE LONG ASK/SCENARIO! IT WOULDN’T LEAVE MY HEAD!」 ← anytime dude! I love these💚
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Raccoon tells her grandpa everything, maybe too much at a time. When she and Topper started dating, she would talk to her grandpa about him and how she thought he was a bit boring; her grandpa, being the #player he was back in the day, told her to get a second boyfriend. She obviously thought he was crazy, but nonetheless, she considered it heavily. Then she remembered how sweet Rafe had been to her before she and Top got together and started seeking him out. Thus began the relationship of Sneaky Link!Rafe and Raccoon!!!
this is kinda how raccoon dresses but imagine someone fat in these😁
