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[epitome-of-an-openbook]

Doubt the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt that Shikamaru was super fucking in love with Naruto.

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

ive always preferred rarepairs over popular pairings bc i like to think about dynamics but shikanaru from the start has always been such an obvious choice for me. the way shikamaru urges to protect and guide narutos path and wants him to follow his dream and the fact he was one of narutos first friends. like who else but them could there ever be. 

[milkshake-fairy]

shikanaru should’ve been canon. like if shikamaru basically saying he has to live to be by naruto isnt a confession then what is?? huh? also, the minute sasuke left the village again naruto would turn around, and there would be like four different men kneeling on the ground with rings out…and i do believe hed pick shikamaru 

[quotesnarutoincorrect]

Naruto; hey, wanna help me commit a crime?

Shikamaru; What the hell?!

Naruto; Oh, sorry, my bad.

Naruto; (whispering) wanna help me commit a crime?

Shikamaru; (whispering) of course, Naruto, what do you need?

[sophie531896273240810891]

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

[sophie531896273240810891]

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

[sophie531896273240810891]

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

[lew-basnight]

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

[ir0n-angel]

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[oldblog-batsyheere]

The "me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic" except it's Shikamaru smug and Naruto talking to someone else behind him

[hs-drowninh]

i miss writing, so baddd. it’s been too long