[babushkaat]

[segamascott]

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[lonely-space-ace]

long distance friendships are terrible what do you mean I can’t hug you or sit with you or lay on your floor when I’m bored what dO YOU MEAN

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

[y1p-y4pper]

“There is no platonic explination for this” give me a word document and 5 minutes

[keplercryptids]

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[7777777awawawa7777777]

these things keep stealing ancient coins from my catacombs

[mr-deep-downer]

[doumeki]

[makingtrouble]

I initially read "he's changing his name" to mean that Taylor Swift is transitioning to male. Congrats to Travis Jared Kelce-Swift-Fogel on his transition

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[sceptixfakemon]

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

[sceptixfakemon]

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[icaseybaybee]

[tatwaffel]

dachte als bundeskanzler lernt man irgendwie, dass man die arbeitende bevölkerung nicht zum arbeiten motiviert, indem man sie faul nennt und per gesetz nötigt basically nie wieder krank zu sein, aber dann sehe ich fickarsch merz an und merke: man lernt es wohl nicht.

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it