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MAKING A CLEAR DIFFERENCE

Speech Presented by Governor Alex Otti to the Abia State House of Assembly on the Occasion of the Presentation of the Draft of the 2024 State Budget on December 12, 2023 at the House of Assembly Complex, Umuahia

Protocol

I stand before you, Mr Speaker, Honourable Members, fellow Abians, friends and well-wishers with a great sense of responsibility, grateful for the sacred honour to present the 2024 budget proposal to this Honourable Assembly and offer our people at home and in the diaspora, an insight into our holistic plans and programmes for the rebuilding and restoration of our advantages as a state, in ways that stimulate the economy, create jobs for our teeming youth population and set us on a new development trajectory, in line with the promises that brought us to power.

Twelve months ago, we were in your communities and clans selling our ideas for a New Abia to the electorates, making a strong case that we must take a new direction in order to fulfil the inherent promise of this great land. Three months later, precisely on March 18, 2023, you elected us to lead the state. The message of our electoral victory was direct: the people want a clear break from the past. They want a New Abia, a state where government works in service of the common people, and not just the privileged few.

We took office on May 29 this year with a firm resolve to commit everything at our disposal to the service of our great state. I consider the opportunity to serve our people at this time the greatest honour of my life.

It would be proper at this point to commend the leadership and members of the State House of Assembly for the smooth and harmonious relationship that exists between the executive and legislative arms of government. The judiciary in the state has also been very outstanding in the very challenging work of setting the tone for the New Abia, a land where justice would be the first condition of humanity. The understanding and respect that underpin our relationship as different arms of government have been very central to the modest progress that has been recorded across critical sectors in the last 6 months.

While it is true that we hit the ground running from the very minute the oath of office was administered, setting out the appropriate institutional frameworks for immediate evacuation of the mountains of refuse that had taken over the streets of our major cities, amongst other key deliverables, we were also not unmindful of the fact that the budgetary foundation of the government for the 2023 fiscal year did not come from us. We were therefore constrained in so many ways, even when we tried as much as the law allowed to redirect government expenditures to areas of utmost priorities to meet the immediate demands of responsible governance.

Mr Speaker, Honourable Members, we are fulfilled to announce that several roads that were previously impassable, including MCC by Old Express, Umuimo and Udeagbala roads in Aba have been completely reconstructed and opened for public use. To mark our first 100 days in office, we rehabilitated and commissioned Cemetery Phase 1, Shallom and Emelogu Roads, all in Aba.

In October, we made good our promise, shortly after our electoral victory, to contract a reputable civil engineering company for the rehabilitation of the long- abandoned Port Harcourt Road in Aba. Mr Speaker, Honourable Members and fellow Abians, it gives me great joy to report that for weeks now, Julius Berger, one of the biggest names in road construction and civil engineering projects have been at work on Port Harcourt Road, deploying the most sophisticated equipment and engineering professionals to the job because we made it clear that in the New Abia, we either get the best or nothing.

With a completion timeline of not more than 18 months, our expectation is that by the beginning of 2025, we shall see a boom in economic activities along that corridor, with many of the businesses that left years ago returning, in addition to several new ones.

In Umuahia, we are speedily completing the Ossah- Abia Tower/Okpara Square road reconstruction and expansion project for smooth flow of traffic into the capital city. It is our firm belief that the major entry points to the capital city should make a statement. It is in the light of this that work would soon start from the boundary in Onuimo to the Abia Tower. This is in addition to several palliatives works going on in most parts of the city to improve intra-city transportation, as well as support business activities along important economic corridors.

Beyond our modest progress in the restoration of urban road infrastructure, we are also working in several communities across the state to enable the seamless movement of our people and transportation of agro-commodities from the rural to the urban centres and improve travel experience from one part of the state to another. With the coming of the new mayors, we hope to see even greater progress in the rehabilitation of rural roads.

We are very particular about road construction because of our understanding that roads are major economic enablers, aiding trade and commerce, supporting agriculture as well as boosting the appeal of our major cities to both residents and investors.

Our ambition has been constrained by the very limited resources at our disposal but we have been very innovative in our approach to dealing with the challenges that confront us. To make up for the shortfalls in resources, we returned the core engineering team of the State Ministry of Works to the field, under the Direct Labour Agency, creating an environment that encourages them to deploy their professional expertise more practically and I can tell you that the results have been fantastic.

In addition to expanding the network of motorable roads in the state, we have also taken special interest in healthcare delivery services and education. In health, we have successfully renovated the long-abandoned Abia State Specialist Hospital and Diagnostics Centre, the Eye Clinic at the facility can now compete favourably with the best anywhere in the country and across the state, gradual renovation and rehabilitation works are taking place across the general hospitals.

Furthermore, access to healthcare in the state has improved especially with the free medical services initiative of the administration which will run until the end of the year in all public healthcare facilities. Thousands of Abians in rural and urban communities have benefited from this project which covers diagnostics and laboratory services, counselling and supply of drugs.

In the education sector, we are also making tremendous improvements in the teaching and learning environment with strategic investments in the renovation of schools across the 17 LGAs of the state. We are also working hard to return professionalism to the teaching profession through regular training and retraining programmes. We are determined to improve the competences of our teachers in tune with the demands of the modern world.

For our administration, the focus is to turn the schools into a fit-for-purpose environment for the training of world champions, young men and women with the skills to compete with their peers from all parts of the world.

We are working to phase out rote learning and over the next few years, we shall migrate to new learning platforms and methods that are designed to not just make learning more effective, but also prepare the pupils and students for the realities of the world they are living in.

In the education and health sectors, the morale of the personnel has been boosted with regular payment of salaries and other entitlements. Our teachers and health workers, like their counterparts in other sectors, now know when to expect their salaries and can plan accordingly. Not for once have they been disappointed in the last 6 months.

Umu nne m Ndi Abia, we have also made great strides in security through proper support to the security agencies including procurement of operational vehicles and other hardware necessary for effective security operations in all parts of the state, including prompt response in periods of emergencies.

We launched Operation Crush in August this year to deal with the menace of violent crimes. I am glad to report that our determination to make the state safe for residents and investors has seen us diminish the capacity of the criminals to strike in any part of the state. Although we still have pockets of challenges in a few places, the verdict is that Abia is now one of the safest places to live and do business.

Our Light UP Abia has seen us invest extensively in the procurement and installation of solar-energy powered lights for major streets in our urban centres. We have since extended the project to LGA headquarters across the state and the logic is simple: in addition to extending business hours for our entrepreneurs, proper street lighting also aids security as no criminal likes to operate under the light.

I promised on my inauguration that our government shall work to expand the frontiers of opportunities for our youth population. I am glad to report that in the last 3 months, we have, through the ministries of digital economy and SMEs, budget and planning and several other organs of the executive arm of government pioneered initiatives that are structured to improve the skills of our youths, especially their ICT skills, to enable them profit from the boundless opportunities of the new global economic system.

Working in conjunction with major partners including global tech giants, the state has successfully trained thousands of youths in various ICT skills to support their readiness for the global job market.

We are desirous to see a boom in the ICT space in the state and this explains why we have created a robust system that exposes our young people to the abundance of opportunities in the sector for gainful employment and successful entrepreneurship. The target is to steer our young people away from the temptations of dishonest living and offer them a platform to apply themselves to dignifying ventures.

Across communities, we have expanded the structure of our partnership programmes with multilateral organisations to promote transparency and accommodate more vulnerable households in the light of the continuing shocks of the post-COVID-19 pandemic and the removal of fuel subsidy by the federal government. We have committedly supported as many vulnerable households and individuals as our resources can carry in pursuance of the administration’s social support system aimed at reducing extreme poverty which continues to assault the dignity of our people in several communities.

Today’s budget presentation is therefore significant in many ways; first it is the first full year budget by our government. We have deliberately structured the key items in the budget to reflect the priorities of the administration on very important frontiers especially road infrastructure, human capital development, health and human services, social support initiatives, digitalisation of the service delivery mechanisms of the government for efficiency amongst other objectives which are strategically tailored towards opening up the economy to local and global investors.

Our goal is to consolidate on the modest gains made in the 2023 budget cycle, especially in the last six months where our strategic investments in public infrastructure and social services, in addition to consistently meeting our obligations to civil servants and pensioners have combined to enable us keep the economy afloat in what has been a very difficult season as a result of certain realities that are not of our making, especially the removal of fuel subsidy, massive depreciation of the Naira and the many other economic headwinds the country is grappling with.

As Mr Speaker and Honourable Members of this House are also aware, we have seen a steep rise in inflation which has no doubt distorted economic plans and projections made by businesses, governments and households at the beginning of the year. Adjusting to this sharp rise in prices of goods and services has been very demanding especially for a new government with immense responsibilities on its shoulders, working with a budget made by its predecessor on the basis of assumptions that no longer hold.

On the basis of facts available to my office, we have done quite well in the implementation of the 2023 budget of N160.5 billion and the projection is that we would go well past the 60% budget implementation mark achieved in 2022. We have remained transparent and open in the presentation of our budget performance report and this has helped in giving the citizens a good understanding of how public resources are being used. The target is to do better in 2024 by making the most of the feedback we got from the public over the last two quarters.

The 2024 budget proposal which we christened the “Budget of New Beginning” targets the expansion of our public infrastructure in line with our new development targets, scaling up access and quality service delivery in the social sector, with special focus on education and health where we are proposing to commit more than 20% and 15% of the aggregate budget spending respectively.

The State is proposing a total expenditure of Five Hundred and Sixty-Seven Billion, Two Hundred and Forty Million, Ninety-Five Thousand, Nine Hundred and Seventy-Two Naira (N567, 240, 095, 972. 00) in the 2024 fiscal year.

The above figure, in nominal terms, represents more than N400 billion rise from the 2023 estimate of N160.5 billion although when adjusted for inflation and fall in the value of the naira, the reality becomes starkly different.

The key distinction in the 2024 budget estimate, however, is in the direction of spending. While the 2023 projection allocated 53% of the entire budget for capital expenditure, our target in the 2024 fiscal year is to spend 84% of the total expenditure on capital projects and commit 16% to recurrent expenditure, as against 47% in the 2023 estimates.

Of the proposed figure, government’s estimated total revenue is N166,077,717,058 including earnings from our IGR channels, Federation Accounts Allocation Committee (FAAC), grants from multilateral organisations and income from other revenue sources that will be available to the state government over the course of the accounting year.

We plan to finance the deficit of N401, 162, 378, 914 partly by new borrowings estimated at N385, 271, 027, 214. 50% of this borrowing will be sourced externally, whilst the balance will be procured domestically.

It must at this point be stated that all borrowing in the 2024 fiscal year would be committed strictly to capital development projects with direct impact on the economy of the state, especially roads, schools and medical facilities. The projection is that the impact of these projects on the general economy in the medium to long term would generate the sufficient returns that would enable the state meet its obligation to the creditors smoothly and ultimately pay off the loans in due course.

The assurance I want to give Mr Speaker, Honourable members and to every Abian is that under my watch, not a dime shall be borrowed to finance recurrent expenditure. All borrowing will be negotiated on terms that are favourable to the state.

Rebuilding the state’s public infrastructure requires the sort of targeted financing we cannot immediately access within the state so there is the need to borrow to fund the projects that would kick-start the economy and make us competitive on a global scale.

More importantly, the citizens and other stakeholders would have the opportunity to monitor how the funds are being spent and the impact of the projects on their communities, from inception to completion. This is very important to guarantee transparency and as a listening government, your inputs would always be very important in our decisions.

In the 2024 fiscal year, the state proposes to commit 44.76% of the budget on the economic sector with the larger chunk of the resources going into works, (16.97%), land and housing (9.9%), agriculture (5.12%), and finance, (5.23%).

We shall be committing major resources in the 2024 financial year to the reconstruction and rehabilitation of some of the most important roads along the major economic corridors of the state. The budget has provided for completion of some of the projects we started in 2023 including Port Harcourt Road Aba, Ossah Road, Umuahia-Uzuakoli-Abariba-Ohafia Road, Ozuabam-Ndi Okereke- Arochukwu Road, the dualisation of Umuikaa-Umuene-Omoba Road, Dualisation of Owerrinta-Umuikaa Road, Nunya-Eluama-Isuikwuato Road, Onuimo-Abia Tower Road amongst others as well as the commencement of new road projects in all parts of the state.

For housing, the state shall be partnering with reputable private developers to develop new mass housing projects in our major urban locations. We are not just looking to erect blocks of flats; our target is to develop sophisticated urban locations that answer to the housing needs of our upwardly mobile youth population, young families and diaspora population.

In agriculture, we are proposing to designate Bende, Ukwa and Umunneochi LGAs as Special Agro-Industrial Processing Zones (SAPZ). Our SAPZs will be structured to serve as major hubs for the production, aggregation, processing and distribution of major agro-commodities produced in these areas for improved value in the local and international markets.

The government proposes to commission Site-dedicated infrastructure in each of the zones including gas-solar powered energy plants, quality road infrastructure, optic fibre, water treatment facilities and ancillary support structures to drive the activities along these agro corridors.

In the same vein, 40.07% of the total budget is proposed to be committed to the social sector with the bulk of the resources going into education (20%), healthcare (15.04%), youth and sport development, (3.17%).

Items proposed in the social sector include the renovation of 300 public primary and secondary schools across the 17 LGAs of the state, infrastructure upgrade at the State College of Education, the retooling of 3 technical schools across the 3 senatorial districts, the procurement and installation of world class modern health facilities at 3 general hospitals across the 3 senatorial districts of the state, the construction of a standard medical village to stem the tide of medical tourism, the construction of the Nsulu Sports and Entertainment Complex, construction of community sports hubs in all the 17 LGAs of the state, construction of digital skills and innovation centres across the 3 senatorial districts and so much more.

Our intent is clear: we are prioritising the projects that have direct impact on the economic and social life of the citizenry in line with our commitment to using the levers of government to serve the needs of the common people.

Mr Speaker, I want to specially appreciate this Honorable House for the speedy passage of the Greater Aba Development Authority (GADA) Bill. I am also glad to announce that I have signed the bill into law and going forward, GADA will serve as the administrative vehicle to drive the social and economic development of Aba in line with my campaign promise to give priority attention to the rapid development of Aba and ultimately return it to its glory days. There has never been any doubt about what we intend to do in Aba and I am expectant that with the setting up of GADA as a legal administrative structure, developments in Aba will be better streamlined as we find in other major cities across the world.

As I promised at a media briefing earlier in the month, we shall be implementing a pay rise for our civil servants to reflect the present economic realities in the country. This shall be implemented in the New Year and provision for that has been made in the 2024 budget. The government will continue to prioritise the welfare of its employees even as we expect to see greater commitment from our civil servants who are major stakeholders in the implementation of our governance agenda.

We shall continue to support the conventional security establishments to improve the security of life and property in all parts of the state. Let me repeat my earlier warning that criminality in whatever guise shall have no place in the New Abia. We are open for business and any threat to this goal shall be met with the full weight of the law.

We understand the economic realities in the country and shall continue to do everything in our powers to support individuals seeking to make an honest living through hard work in legitimate endeavours. The government is already making arrangements to revive as many of our moribund industries as available resources and economic reasoning permit.

We are currently in discussions with those with stakes in these companies to see how we can restructure the existing agreements and have the establishments come back on stream because we are a pro-business government, committed to actively supporting the private sector to massively create jobs for our people.

Mr Speaker, Honourable Members and Ndi Abia, I invite us all to look to the future with great optimism. We are coming from a very difficult place but none of the difficulties of the past can diminish the potentials of this great land. A new beginning awaits us and I request everyone to come on board as we work to rebuild and restore the glory of our fatherland.

As I lay this bill before this Honourable House, may I reassure you Mr Speaker and the Honourable members that you will get all the necessary cooperation from my team as Abians look to the speedy and diligent consideration of the 2024 budget proposal.

Mr. Speaker, Honourable members of the house, distinguished ladies and gentlemen, thank you for listening and may our good God continue to bless you all.

- Dr Alex C. Otti, OFR.

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Nigeria's Multifaceted Journey

FROM GUNS TO BALLOTS AND THE CHALLENGE OF EMBRACING DIVERSITY FOR PROGRESS AND UNITY TOWARDS 99.9% FREEDOM, DEVELOMENT, ECONOMY AND FUTURE.

Written by Honsby Orji

In a land where over 250 ethnic groups converge, where myriad languages dance in harmony, and where the pulse of religious diversity beats alongside political tumult, Nigeria embodies a mosaic of contradictions and unexplored potentials; standing as a testament to the intricate tapestry woven by its multicultural ethnicity, regional disparities, religious differences, and political volatility.

The aim of this article is to unravel the layers of this complex nation, diving into the nuances that shape its identity and exploring the interplay of these elements in steering Nigeria's path towards freedom, development, a robust economy, and a promising future.

Understanding Nigeria's Diversity

Multicultural Ethnicity: Weaving Nigeria's vibrant tapestry of multicultural ethnicity is a testament to its rich diversity, embodied by over 250 ethnic groups, each contributing to the nation's identity with its unique languages, traditions, and customs.

Diverse Ethnic Groups and Contributions: Yoruba, Igbo, and Hausa: These major ethnic groups form the cornerstone of Nigeria's cultural landscape. The Yoruba in the southwest, Igbo in the southeast, and Hausa in the north possess distinct languages, cultural practices, and historical legacies that shape their regional identities.

Minority Ethnicities: Beyond these major groups, numerous minority ethnicities contribute to Nigeria's mosaic, each with its languages, traditions, and historical heritage. Groups such as the Ijaw, Kanuri, Tiv, and others enrich the cultural fabric of the nation.

Regional Socio-Economic Disparities: While Nigeria's diversity is a source of strength, it's also accompanied by socio-economic disparities among regions, leading to contrasting developmental trajectories.

North-South Divide: The northern regions often face disparities in education, healthcare, and infrastructure compared to the more developed southern regions. Factors such as historical legacies, resource allocation, and governance structures contribute to these disparities.

Urban-Rural Divide: Urban centers experience infrastructural advancements and economic opportunities, while rural areas often grapple with inadequate access to basic amenities and limited development prospects.

Impact on Nigeria's Identity and Progress

These diverse ethnicities collectively form Nigeria's cultural identity, contributing to its art, music, literature, and national ethos. However, these differences also underscore the need for inclusive policies that address regional disparities, ensuring equal opportunities for all citizens irrespective of their geographic or ethnic backgrounds.

Addressing Nigeria's Disparities for Unified Progress

Efforts to bridge these disparities involve equitable resource distribution, inclusive governance structures, and policies fostering socio-economic development across all regions. Embracing the richness of Nigeria's multicultural ethnicity while addressing regional disparities is essential for steering the nation towards a future where diversity becomes a unifying force, propelling collective progress and stability.

Religious Diversity and Harmony

Religious Diversity. Nigeria's religious landscape is a canvas painted with the hues of Islam and Christianity, portraying a narrative of coexistence and occasional tensions. With Islam dominant in the northern regions and Christianity prevalent in the south, Nigeria epitomizes a nation where these two religions intermingle, at times harmoniously and at times amidst strife.

The north of Nigeria resonates with the melodic calls to prayer, mosques punctuating the skyline, and the rich tapestry of Islamic traditions woven into everyday life. Contrastingly, in the south, vibrant church congregations and the cadence of hymns echo the devoutness of Nigeria's Christian communities.

Yet, amidst this coexistence, historical and socio-political factors have intermittently sparked tensions, often fueled by political ambitions, economic disparities, and ideological differences. Instances of conflict and occasional outbreaks of violence have marred the harmony, highlighting the fragility within Nigeria's religious fabric.

However, it's essential to recognize that despite these tensions, vast segments of the population actively work towards fostering interfaith dialogue and cooperation. Numerous initiatives and grassroots efforts seek to bridge the gap between these religions, promoting understanding, tolerance, and peaceful coexistence as pillars of Nigeria's social fabric.

Ultimately, Nigeria's religious diversity stands as both a source of strength and a challenge. The harmonious interplay between Islam and Christianity embodies the nation's spirit of resilience, while the occasional tensions underscore the ongoing need for concerted efforts toward unity and mutual respect among its diverse religious communities.

Cultural Intersections. Nigeria's religious tapestry intricately weaves threads of cultural exchange and harmonious intersections between its diverse religious communities, showcasing moments of unity and shared traditions that transcend religious boundaries.

Festivals and Celebrations: Throughout Nigeria, cultural celebrations often blend elements from various religions. For instance, during Eid al-Fitr, Christian neighbors might join in the festivities, exchanging greetings and sharing meals as a symbol of solidarity. Similarly, Christian celebrations, such as Christmas, often see participation and well-wishes extended by Muslim friends and neighbors, fostering a sense of shared joy.

Interfaith Dialogue and Collaborations: Initiatives promoting interfaith dialogue, education, and collaboration have emerged across the nation. Interfaith forums, seminars, and workshops facilitate open discussions, fostering understanding and mutual respect. Religious leaders often come together to address common societal issues, emphasizing shared values of peace, compassion, and community development.

Cultural Fusion in Art and Music: Nigeria's rich artistic landscape is a testament to cultural fusion. Traditional art forms, music, and literature often intertwine elements from both Islamic and Christian heritage, creating a unique cultural tapestry that resonates with diverse audiences.

Educational Institutions and Social Initiatives: Schools and social initiatives frequently serve as melting pots of religious diversity. Many educational institutions emphasize inclusivity and respect for all faiths, fostering an environment where children from different religious backgrounds learn, play, and grow together, cultivating bonds that transcend religious divides.

These instances of cultural exchange and harmonious interactions serve as beacons of hope, illustrating Nigeria's potential for unity and collective progress. They highlight the resilience and shared humanity that exist within the country's religiously diverse communities, underscoring the possibilities for a future built on cooperation, understanding, and mutual respect.

Political Volatility and Challenges

Nigeria's post-independence journey has been characterized by political volatility and a multitude of challenges, rooted in its complex historical context. The nation gained independence from British colonial rule in 1960, with high hopes of steering toward democracy, stability, and progress.

However, Nigeria's transition to self-governance was marked by a series of political upheavals. The country faced immediate challenges in consolidating power among its diverse regions and ethnic groups, leading to a power struggle that, in part, set the stage for subsequent political instabilities.

The First Republic (1963-1966): Nigeria's first attempt at democracy was short-lived. Political instability, ethnic tensions, and power struggles among regions and leaders culminated in a series of coups in 1966, leading to political assassinations and ultimately plunging the nation into a devastating civil war.

Military Rule and Instability (1966-1999): Military coups became a recurring theme, leading to years of military rule and intermittent civilian governments. This era was marked by corruption, economic mismanagement, and ethnic tensions, perpetuating a cycle of political instability and economic stagnation.

Nigeria has experienced several coups since gaining independence in 1960. Here's a brief overview:

January 15, 1966 Coup: Major Chukwuma Kaduna Nzeogwu led a group of mostly Igbo officers in a coup that resulted in the deaths of political leaders including PM Abubakar Tafawa Balewa.

July 29, 1966 Counter-coup led primarily by Northern officers, resulted in the overthrow of the govt and the assassination of Gen. Johnson Aguiyi-Ironsi, the military head of state after the January coup. Although Yakubu Gowon was not directly involved in the July 1966 Counter-Coup. In fact, he was a lieutenant colonel at the time and was not part of the group of officers who carried out the counter-coup, be became involved in the leadership of the country after the July 1966 Counter-Coup, when he emerged as the compromise candidate and was appointed as the Head of State.

July 29, 1975 Coup: General Murtala Mohammed overthrew General Yakubu Gowon while Gowon was away attending an OAU summit.

December 31, 1983 Coup Attempt: A coup attempt led by Mamman Vatsa against the govt of President Shehu Shagari was foiled, leading to the arrest and execution of Vatsa and others involved.

August 27, 1985 Coup: Major General Ibrahim Babangida overthrew General Muhammadu Buhari in a bloodless coup.

December 31, 1985: A coup attempt against Babangida was foiled.

April 22, 1990 Coup Attempt: A failed coup attempt against Babangida led by Major Gideon Orkar was suppressed.

April 22, 1993 Coup Attempt: A coup attempt to stop the transition to civilian rule after the annulment of the presidential elections was foiled.

Key figures and participants in these coups varied, involving high-ranking military officials and civilian politicians. The political landscape of Nigeria experienced wanton instability due to these coups and attempted coups, impacting the country's governance and development.

Democratic Struggles and Transitions: Despite the eventual return to civilian rule in 1999, Nigeria continued to grapple with challenges such as systemic corruption, electoral irregularities, and governance issues, hindering its progress towards stability and sustainable development.

The historical context of Nigeria's political volatility underscores the persistent challenges faced in establishing stable governance structures, fostering national unity, and overcoming deeply entrenched issues. Ethnic rivalries, resource distribution disparities, and governance inefficiencies have remained recurring themes, contributing to the nation's political turbulence.

Acknowledging this historical backdrop is crucial in understanding the complexities that continue to shape Nigeria's political landscape today. It serves as a reminder of the hurdles Nigeria has had to navigate while striving for political stability, economic growth, and social cohesion in the pursuit of a brighter future.

Nigeria's contemporary political scenario is a tapestry woven with both aspirations for progress and persistent challenges, notably encompassing issues of corruption, governance, and their profound impact on the nation's trajectory.

Corruption: Corruption remains a significant hurdle impeding Nigeria's growth. It permeates various levels of society, hindering economic development, eroding public trust in institutions, and exacerbating inequality. Despite efforts to combat corruption through anti-corruption agencies and reforms, the issue persists, affecting sectors such as healthcare, education, and infrastructure.

Governance Challenges: Governance inefficiencies, bureaucratic red tape, and institutional weaknesses pose substantial obstacles to Nigeria's advancement. Challenges in public service delivery, inadequate infrastructure, and a lack of inclusive policies contribute to social discontent and hamper the country's overall progress.

Ethnic and Regional Dynamics: Nigeria's political landscape is heavily influenced by ethnic and regional dynamics, often impacting decision-making processes and resource allocation. Balancing power among diverse ethnic groups and regions remains a delicate challenge, sometimes leading to tensions and disputes.

Impact on Progress: These challenges have tangible repercussions on Nigeria's progress. The country grapples with inadequate healthcare infrastructure, educational disparities, high unemployment rates (especially among the youth), and infrastructural deficiencies, all of which hinder its ability to fully capitalize on its economic potential and harness demographic dividends.

However, amidst these challenges, there are signs of resilience and determination. Civil society organizations, activists, and some governmental efforts strive to address these issues. Incremental reforms, technological advancements, and youth-led initiatives are fostering a sense of optimism, indicating a willingness to break free from historical constraints and forge a more prosperous future.

Navigating these complexities requires sustained efforts in tackling corruption, enhancing governance structures, fostering inclusivity, and promoting economic diversification. The quest for improved political stability, effective governance, and socioeconomic development remains pivotal in shaping Nigeria's path toward a more prosperous and unified nation.

Economic Development and Future Prospects

Nigeria's economic landscape is a juxtaposition of strengths and challenges, shaped by its vast resources, diverse sectors, and persistent hurdles that impact its growth trajectory.

Economic Strengths

Natural Resources: Nigeria boasts abundant natural resources, notably oil and gas, which historically formed the backbone of its economy, contributing significantly to government revenue.

Agricultural Potential: The agricultural sector holds immense promise due to fertile land, favorable climate, and a large labor force. It has the potential to drive sustainable economic growth and alleviate poverty, with sectors like cocoa, cassava, and palm oil showcasing substantial potential.

Youthful Population: Nigeria's large and youthful population represents a demographic dividend, offering a dynamic workforce and consumer base that, if properly harnessed, could fuel economic growth through innovation and productivity.

Economic Challenges:

Overreliance on Oil: Nigeria's heavy dependence on oil revenues has made the economy vulnerable to fluctuations in global oil prices, exposing it to volatility and hindering diversification efforts.

Infrastructure Deficiencies: Inadequate infrastructure, including power shortages, inadequate transport networks, and limited access to basic amenities, hampers productivity and increases operational costs for businesses.

Unemployment and Poverty: High unemployment rates, especially among the youth, coupled with widespread poverty, present social and economic challenges, impacting human development indices and social stability.

Key Sectors Contributing to Growth

Oil and Gas: Despite the need for diversification, the oil and gas sector still significantly contribute to government revenue, export earnings, and foreign exchange reserves.

Agriculture: The agricultural sector holds immense promise for sustainable growth, with initiatives aimed at modernizing farming techniques, improving value chains, and enhancing productivity.

Technology and Innovation: The tech sector, including fintech and e-commerce, has seen rapid growth, leveraging Nigeria's youthful population and embracing digital advancements to drive innovation and entrepreneurship.

Moving forward, diversification away from oil dependency, investing in infrastructure, enhancing human capital development through education and skills training, and fostering an enabling environment for businesses and innovation are key strategies to unlock Nigeria's economic potential and pave the way for sustained and inclusive growth.

Nigeria's future outlook and development hinges on a strategic amalgamation of technology, innovation, and global partnerships to unlock its vast potential and navigate the challenges impeding its growth trajectory.

Technology and Innovation

Digital Transformation: Embracing digital technologies can revolutionize various sectors, from finance to agriculture. Fintech innovations, digital payment systems, and e-commerce platforms offer avenues for financial inclusion and economic empowerment, especially for the unbanked population.

Tech Entrepreneurship: Nigeria's burgeoning tech ecosystem presents opportunities for startups and innovators. Encouraging entrepreneurship, fostering incubators, and providing supportive regulatory frameworks can spur innovation across various industries.

Investment in Research and Development: Prioritizing investment in research and development (R&D) can propel technological advancements. Collaboration between academia, industry, and government is crucial to drive innovation and develop solutions tailored to Nigeria's specific challenges.

Global Partnerships

Trade and Investment: Forge strategic partnerships to attract foreign direct investment (FDI) and facilitate trade agreements that support economic diversification. Such collaborations can enhance infrastructure, boost key sectors, and transfer knowledge and technology.

Knowledge Exchange: Establish partnerships with global institutions, fostering knowledge exchange, capacity-building programs, and technical expertise to address Nigeria's development priorities, particularly in sectors like healthcare, education, and renewable energy.

Technology Transfer: Collaborate with international entities to facilitate technology transfer and skills development. Leveraging global expertise can accelerate the adoption of sustainable practices, enhance local capacities, and drive economic growth.

Challenges to Address

Infrastructure Development: Prioritize infrastructure improvement, particularly in energy, transportation, and telecommunications, to provide a conducive environment for technological advancements and business growth.

Policy Reforms: Implement policies that encourage innovation, protect intellectual property rights, and create a conducive regulatory environment for technology-driven industries.

Skills Development: Invest in education and skills training tailored to the demands of a technology-driven economy, ensuring that the workforce is equipped with the necessary expertise to thrive in evolving industries.

Nigeria's future prosperity relies on its ability to harness technological innovation, forge strategic global partnerships, and address internal challenges. By leveraging its youthful population, abundant resources, and embracing a culture of innovation, Nigeria can chart a path toward sustainable and inclusive development, positioning itself as a hub of innovation and economic prowess in the region and beyond.

Nigeria, a nation teeming with diversity, faces a myriad of challenges and opportunities on its path to progress. Its multicultural ethnicity, regional disparities, religious differences, and political volatility shape a complex tapestry that embodies both strength and fragility. This complexity is rooted in a historical context of political turbulence, economic ups and downs, and social intricacies.

Embracing this diversity is not just a moral imperative but a pragmatic necessity for Nigeria's progress and stability. The coexistence of various ethnicities, religions, and cultures represents a reservoir of potential that, when harmonized, can drive innovation, foster resilience, and propel the nation towards prosperity.

Call to Action/Reflection:

As observers, stakeholders, or citizens, it's crucial to recognize that Nigeria's diversity is its strength. Embracing and celebrating this diversity while fostering unity, tolerance, and mutual respect is a collective responsibility. Encouraging dialogue, supporting initiatives that promote inclusivity, and advocating for policies that bridge divides can propel Nigeria towards a future where diversity is not a source of division but a catalyst for growth.

Let's envision a Nigeria where diversity is not seen as a challenge but as an asset, where differences are celebrated, and where collaboration across ethnic, religious, and regional lines is the cornerstone of progress. As individuals and as a collective, our actions towards embracing diversity can shape a future where Nigeria's rich tapestry of cultures and beliefs becomes a catalyst for unity, innovation, and sustainable development.

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What would you do if your wife looked you in the face to tell you the man that raped her does it multiple times better than you?

I have been settling a fight between a couple (names withheld and replaced) who were robbed and raped. Ben and Cinďy have been married for more about 13 years without a child. They have carried out several medical tests and nothing seemed to be wrong with either of them. They even visited spiritual homes, yet no solution. The families of the Ben has not made things easier for Cindy as they have threatened fire and brimstone if Cindy do not give them a grandchild. Then this happened.

Here's the husband's narration:

"Armed robbers broke into our house. After robbing, the lead robber asked his boys, four in number, to put a gun on my head, pin me down to the wall and make me watch.

He ordered Cindy (my wife) to our matrimonial bed. He pounced on her. Raped her. Ride on her, she struggled at first to let go. Suddenly she stopped struggling, opened her eyes, looked at the robber and grinned.

Moments later she moaned, groaned, twist her waist, rode, pushed so hard in complete harmony and sweating to my dismay.

After the robbers left, it became hard for me to say a word or look at my wife's face for months because of the rape experience. My wife has been moving on as if nothing ever happened. Eventually I found my voice, break the silence and asked my wife what really happened in there on our bed with the robber?"

Listen to their conversation:

Cindy: "Why are you behaving like a child. I can't continue to baby sit a full grown adult! I am the one who should feel more hurt. We're not only robbed, I was raped."

Ben: "Did you call that rape?"

Cindy: "What else is it. What would you rather have me called it? What would you have done or have me do in that situation, especially at gunpoint, do you want them to kill you?"

Ben: "Rape in deed. Who was doing the killing You or them? You that was busy having a nice time, pumping, grinding so hard, enjoying yourself and having a swelled time with you call 'that rape'?"

Cindy: Very angry she replied, "why won't I, when he does it better than you? You can't even do it half as good as him." She immediately reached out into her bag, brought out a piece of paper and tossed it to Ben. It was a medical diagnostic report.

Hearing this my jaw dropped and pen fell off my hand. Please can someone help me settle this fight with a worthy advise. At this point, I don't envy my counselling table.

[hsboss]

AN OPEN LETTER FROM THE HAUSA CHRISTIANS FOUNDATION (HACFO) TO ALL OUR IGBO, YORUBA AND SOUTHERN CHRISTIANS RESIDENT IN NORTHERN NIGERIA

WHAT WILL BE YOUR LEGACY IN THE NORTHERN NIGERIA?

(We Know that Saying this truth can be costly, but we chose to say it still, because only the Truth in Jesus Sets Free)

To all our Igbo, Yoruba and Southern Christians resident in Northern Nigeria, today we specially write to sympathize as well as fellowship with you in your pains over the attacks, assaults and killings you suffer from over your lives and properties. We want to make it clear that we detest to see how you are always treated despite the development you brought to Northern Nigeria.

Hatred for the Igbo, Yoruba and Southern Christians living in northern Nigeria is one of the fundamental teachings every northern Muslim receives right from an early age. This teaching has nothing to do with the cultures of the Northerners but their religious teachings. Almost Every Muslim in Northern Nigeria is raised and indoctrinated to believe that you people are infidels and half bred humans (although that's how all the indigenous northern Christians are seen and treated as well).

These people laugh and relate with you when they want something from you but mistreat you when you want something from them. They burn your businesses, houses and kill people at the slightest opportunity with or without any provocations. They believe that "Sabo da Kaza baya hana yanka", in other words your friendship with them is as good as that of a chicken. A chicken is rared only for the day of slaughter. No matter how big or good it is, it is only good for slaughtering no matter how long it takes.

It pains us to see such continued. We cannot relate why shops and business are always plundered, burnt down and lives killed over and over again. This has been the fate and experiences of the Igbo, Yoruba and Southern Christians living in Northern Nigeria.

The principal sponsors of this evil are mostly their religious leaders who glory in brainwashing their followers. They hate to see their people empowered, educated, and liberated, because that is a threat to their status.

Even thought the Igbo, Yoruba and Southern Christians are not the problem of Northern Nigeria, they are always attacked, killed and their investments destroyed just to distract the attention of the people from the main problem.

In reality, the Northern Nigeria cannot stand and survive without the contributions and investment of you people. If not for you, there wouldn't have been quality education, and any significant development in the northern Nigeria.

We are aware of the facts that many of you are threatened and taxed beyond the normal. Many of you were taxed just so as not to get your businesses burnt or closed down, yet they were burnt down. We cannot Imagine a day without you people in the north, we really don't pray for that. We cannot count the number of people you empowered and mentored and the business that started because of your love for the north.

Having observed the event of things as they keep unfolding, you are always the first target of any assaults by the Muslims in Northern Nigeria even before the Northern Christians. Here are our observations however; many of you prefer to relate with them than the Northern Christians. You sponsored schools, and even mosques but you hardly build schools and churches for the Northern Christians. Majority of you are surrounded by them even in your houses as your most trusted fellows, yet they turned against you and betray you in favour of their religion. We understand that you do so as to at least protect your businesses, but Never you forget that "Sabo da Kaza baya hana yanka". They keep you when they need you, and kill you when they don't need you. So many of you even sponsor their political candidates but you can't support the services of a lawyer who stands to fights for the rights of the Northern Christians.

Here is our question, what legacy do you want to live behind in Northern Nigeria. We are proud of you as our fellow Christians, but you mostly leave us stranded when we need you to stand with us.

At the moment, Missionaries are stranded in many places for lack of food, medical facilities, schools and resources to further the gospel, but most of you abandon us but do sponsor that of those who always cause you pains.

There are about 90 million Hausa Speaking People in Northern Nigeria yet no radio and TV stations broadcasting the Gospel 24 hours to reach them, yet you sponsor their political and religious campaigns with millions of Nigeria.

What will be your legacy? Why did God send you to Northern Nigeria as Christians?

We acknowledge that a very few of you are really making a huge difference in the Kingdom, but majority of you are not supportive of the Gospel in Northern Nigeria.

The Hausa Christians Foundation and all the Northern Christians are not a party and can nevery be a party to the abuse, assaults and destruction you suffer daily in the North. We see you as our precious family in Christ. And we want you to remain in the North, but we have to live with the Kingdom Advancement Mindset. Now is the best time and opportunity we have to invest heavily towards the Gospel. You are all our Brothers and Sisters in Christ and Jesus must be lifted up in Northern Nigeria through us.

We really want you to partner with us in the Hausa Christians Foundation (HACFO) and any other ministry the Lord lays in your hearts to to ensure that the Gospel moves on no matter what.

Truly, the harvest is not just plentiful and ripe, but it is destroyed and stolen for not been harvested.

Your Partnership no matter how little will make a huge difference and Jesus will be proud of you.

Let the Souls won to Christ in Northern Nigeria be your most treasured legacy in Northern Nigeria.

BE OUR KINGDOM PARTNERS TODAY

Keep Partnering with us to advance the Gospel of the Kingdom throughout Northern Nigeria.

YOU CAN SEND YOUR PARTNERSHIP TO:

Hausa Christians Foundation

0261749307

GTBank

Thank you and God bless you.

FOR MORE INFO.:

email: [email protected]

www.HACFO.org

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[hsboss]

There's a #NewNigeria coming like a tornado to build a resilient society that cares and protect irrespective of tribe, region or religion. Whosoever stands on the way shall be swept off like dust. Its #5for5 or nothing.

It's the lack of thinking at the political levels that got us to where we are, and I hope history do not repeat itself. The elders have been docile, that's what got us into this mess in the first place. The youth have resolved not to be as docile because #NoMoreOffYourMic.

This protest is not just about the youth, what is being experienced is about making our system work for us as a people. The men and women of the police and other armed forces including other members of the general public, young, old and senior citizen are exposed to this same problem being clamoured.

Its time to change strategy and tactics, finding ingenious ways to sustain actions, realise objective as quickly as possible. It's time to do things to compel our government representatives by being extremely strategic because like we know, politicians and those benefiting from the institutionalised abnormality are already positioning to fight back by destabilizing this struggle. PLEASE LET IT BE EMPHASIZED, PLEASE #NoVIOLENCE, #NoBloodShed #NOKILLING OF ANY SORT. LETS SHAPE OUR FUTURE, NOW.

For those older than 50 years of age, you are part of this struggle. Go all out to support our youth in this struggle with everything you can, food, water, shelter, medical, sanitation, toiletries, legal counsel, anything you can afford. #EnsSARS #EndSWATS #EndPoliceBrutality #NoToInjustice.

[hsboss]

Shatter your shackles, break barriers and soar. Only the smartest skill and thinkers conquer and dominate. How ready are you?

The whispers may be true. Ravaging numbers evolve everyday as lives get plucked and snuffed out one at a time like bugs. Our loved ones, young and old, families, friends, colleagues, are all snatched from us untimely. The claws of our common enemy burrowed deep under our throats and lungs. We grieve, panick and shake helplessly seeing the scourge is novel. We wish it's all a dream and that it goes away so fast, even as it continues to slaughter more and harder.

Genuine life saving crusaders have refused to throw in their towel, shouts at the top of their professionalism, enough is enough, emerges and marches the forefront, fighting ernest and wholehearted battle putting their lives on the line to ensure we're not completely consumed.

The lives of some of these our heroes have been cut short leaving us with even more pains.

Others use the scourge as political bargaining chips to mount latches on our necks, goad us to sell their trades, get us intertwined into irrational thinking, waste use of our skills and expertise.

This has now become our new reality. We are locked away from our loved ones and people we care about. We're compelled to live in fear because our world has changed. We are pitched against one another. Things that are ordinarily normal has suddenly ceased from what it used to be and we're not ready for such an abrupt emotional change, commercial and economic activities have all grinded to a halt, places of faith and religious worships are shutdown, houses are foreclosed, stock markets collapses, banks, airlines shutdown and awaiting downsizing. Workers are laid off, unemployment figures soars, companies bailed out, wealths destroyed due to economic contraptions, life savings drained out, many lose focus, purpose and direction. Truth is, hardship is evolving and circumstances pose serious difficult antics and danger.

Should we continue to pamper our ordeal, allow things deteriorate, get out of hand or face it head on to survive? If we stay here we die. If we allow our thinking cap unmask and unleash solution building tendencies, we will survive or die trying. We have to do something. Fuel our dreams and passion. Determine to rebuild our lives and businesses, start now even if you have to take one leap at a time.

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[hsboss]

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While we reject the notion that indulging in champagne toasts, habitual beer consumption and holiday cookies qualifies as "overdoing it," we also get it: After several weeks of merriment, it's easy to feel a little sluggish, bloated, and in need of a little detox.

"One negative effect of poor eating and drinking over the course of time is a broken metabolism," says Sarah Asay, a registered dietitian at BistroMD, a doctor-designed and chef-prepared healthy meal delivery service. (Yes, it is possible to break it, after all.) "Metabolism dysfunction may present as weight gain, increased blood pressure and cholesterol, less energy, food cravings, and trouble sleeping." Sound familiar? Well, lucky for us, there are healthy (yes, healthy) ways to detox your body—in just 24 hours to boot.

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Sarah Asay is the Director of Nutrition and Product Development at BistroMD in Naples, FL. With eight years of experience, Asay focuses on providing dietary and nutrition advice that caters specifically to the bodily needs of her patients.

"The good news is these symptoms can be reduced or alleviated with lifestyle changes," Asay says. But who wants to wait six months to patch their metabolism back together? No one. Fortunately, there are a few simple changes that you can make today to kick your body into detox mood fast. Read on to learn six easy ways to detox your body in 24 hours or less. These tips are for you if you want to live a healthy lifestyle to the Max.

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2. Binge on sleep

"Giving yourself a good night's rest is one of the best ways to detox your body and reset," Asay says. "Sleep has been connected to weight loss, reduced cortisol levels and stress, and improved overall health." The best part about sleep is that it takes absolutely no effort—just make sure the temperature of your room is cool, and give yourself a 10-hour block to snooze.

3. Drink a big glass of water right after you

…and right before you go to sleep. And throughout the day. "When you think about it, while our bodies are asleep, we go seven or more hours without any hydration," Asay says. "By providing your body with hydration upon waking, it refreshes and energizes our cells."

4. Take a lot of stretch breaks

"Take a break once an hour, even if only for five minutes, to stretch and move around!" Asay encourages. "This will decrease fatigue, get your blood flowing through the muscles, and get your heart rate up, burning calories." (Plus, a quick stretch break is probably one of the most enjoyable ways to detox your body, no?)

5. Reach for bloat-busting beverages

At the top of the list of nutritionist-approved drinks: herbal teas, mineral broths, and (you guessed it) good old H2O.

6. And avoid alcohol while you're at it

How to Detox If You're Feeling Bloated. Sadly, that "hair of the dog" mimosa is not detox-friendly. "To our bodies, alcohol is a toxin, which means when we ingest it, our bodies will work to metabolize the alcohol before other sources of energy," Asay says. In other words, while your body is busy working on the alcohol, the other calories in your food or drink will store as fat.

Alcohol will dehydrate and fatigue you. If you're serious about detoxing quickly, lay off the stuff and drink more water.

7. But don't deprive yourself

When your body feels gross, your gut reaction (no pun intended) might be to swear off everything but green juice and water. But Asay says this type of thinking can be a mistake. "No single food or drink should be considered off-limits," she says. Instead, picture the foods you love on a spectrum, from those you should eat a lot of to those you should eat more sparingly.

"Some examples of items to consume sparingly would be deep-fried items, sugary beverages, unfulfilling snacks like candy or chips, and highly processed meats such as hot dogs or bologna," Asay says. But if 7 p.m. strikes and you find yourself desperately craving chocolate, don't stress. You can still have a few squares of the stuff or a handful of chips. As long as your choices are mindful, your detox will still work.

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