hsitposts

My typos are my momst attractive feature

FUCK

fuck what. fuck you? at least let me buy you dinner first

casgirl

They made British people up for doctor who

Whenever it’s late at night and I see a spooky video or picture on my phone, I lean forward and kiss it right on the lips and honestly it’s worked so far

#shitpost #i mean it's true #how could they not 😩🧍‍♀️

this is a great approach until the void develops feelings for you

starlight788

Bitch ya ain’t gonna be hearin anything after that

#just give yourself an ear infection so your ears wont work AT ALL

True love is syncing up everything in your lives from periods to mental breakdowns

well well well. if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.

#shitpost ?

i am going to spam you with every thought i have for the next 2 minutes. then die.

Can tell if the “then die” is a threat to me or yourself

good.

Stop putting periods at the end of ur sentences pls

instructions unclear. some guy in jail just got a period.

Oh no why

im gonna be honest with you i dont really know where i was going with that but i love you

i am going to spam you with every thought i have for the next 2 minutes. then die.

Can tell if the “then die” is a threat to me or yourself

good.

Stop putting periods at the end of ur sentences pls

#like the blood one.#it's everywhere #really just a run on disaster #unfortunate that his grammar couldn't help #really had to punctuate his jail life in such a bloody manner

instructions unclear. some guy in jail just got their period.

i am going to spam you with every thought i have for the next 2 minutes. then die.

Can tell if the “then die” is a threat to me or yourself

#shitpost #God had a purpose for me and it was saying literally EVERYTHING i think #hashtag overshaing

good.

i am going to spam you with every thought i have for the next 2 minutes. then die.

#this is what i feel like when i dont drink water #there's also a slight blurring of my vision #not in a 'get medical help' way but definitely like a 2016 pinterest aesthetic selfie way

like shii bro!! someone feed me grapes fr no cap juilius could never Caesar my salad. Subway™

sorry i’m the hottest funniest coolest person you know. must be hard being jealous 24/7.

Being hot and funny and cool is so out right now. Inconceivable concepts are in.

spoon-in-the-garbage-disposal

i am inconceivable. i don’t exist. i am the illusion of all illusions.

#my WIFE pulling up yall

someday i swear to GOD i will pet a cow

#ominous animal love... 😟#shitpost

I am not sorry for making this

Source???

eyess

^^^ source

he do not fuck

He can speak and move thats fuckable

eyess

questionable ethics there, (bestiality??) but my point still stands:

average fox: 2 ft long (so if it stood up, 2 ft tall) nick wilde: 4 ft tall

nick wilde is 2x the fox, but look up fox anatomy. even if you doubled the amount of fox d*ck, it wouldnt really be fuckable.