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ok y’all if any of you aren’t watching Grease: The Rise of the Pink Ladies on Paramount+ you are missing out my friend. it’s got bops, babes (on all points on the gender spectrum), and is currently my new hyperfixation/obsession. GO WATCH IT ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE HSMTMTS THE VIBES OF THE SHOW ARE JUST IMMACULATE FRENCH KISSES ALL AROUND 

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ok so like 5 things about episode 5 [WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD FOR EPISODE 5]

1. the amount of times i said “bitch” (non derogatory) while watching this episode was so much let me tell you. the drama this episode i ate that shit up. full. course. meal. 

2. there is no documentation of this but i jokingly said that ej’s full name was Elton John Caswell before any season 3 stuff came out so to know that i was right stroked my ego lil bit 

3. i need Right Place to be written by Jet’s actor idk why i just do that song was beautiful!!!!!!!

4. my portwell heart was in my ass this episode but why did my rina heart grow back for a second during “What Do You Know About Love?” when Ricky had his arm up against the wall and Gina was leaning on the wall. was kinda hot ngl also EJ baby i’m sorry you had to witness that AND in that stupid ass costume too...double homicide 

5. not gonna lie this might be my favorite episode of the season maybe the show (not really) but definitely the season so far

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ok let me be honest for a second

i love ricky. i love gina. i love ej. i shipped rina so hard at the beginning of this show. but after all the drama that ricky unintentionally put gina through the past 2 seasons rina is a little bit dead to me. but that’s not what i wanted to talk about... spoilers ahead

gina is happily in a relationship with ej. there hasn’t been anything yet that proves otherwise. but ricky keeps inserting himself into their relationship as if they aren’t happy together. and i know people have been talking about the fact that ej has no right to be upset about gina hanging out with her friends (i.e ricky) but that’s not the case rn. ej has no problem with gina hanging out with her friends as we see when she hangs out with literally anyone else. it’s that fact that ricky and gina aren’t just friends yet that bothers both him and me. there is so much history there between the two of them. some angst some romance. so ej being not magically being ok with gina hanging out with someone who is basically her ex isn’t some wild unbelievable thing. we also have seen in the past that despite all efforts from ej ricky has succeed in driving a wedge between ej and his atm girlfriend (i.e nini). so ej being a little worried about ricky trying to steal his girlfriend once again (which is what ricky is basically doing you can’t convince me otherwise) is totally justifiable. 

also ricky inserting himself into ej’s relationship once again because he has feelings for ej’s girlfriend is so fucking exhausting for me. he did it in season one and now he’s doing it again. except this time he’s going with a “be friends first” approach. if gina wasn’t happy in her relationship with ej and ricky knew this i would be okay with what ricky is doing. sweep away my friend. but she’s happy and she’s not looking for a boyfriend cause she’s already got one. you said you wanted to be friends with her again and that’s what she sees your relationship as a friendship nothing else. if you have feelings for gina you should at least respect her, her relationship with ej, and ej enough to put some distance between the two of you until you can be friends in the way she wants you to be. so stop it. 

ugh i just needed to rant because all of the “ricky getting in between ej and gina” this episode left a bad taste in my mouth. ricky’s not a bad guy and he’s not trying to be a bad guy so please stop trying to put yourself in between two people who are to your knowledge happily in a relationship. like you can actually see the difference between how ricky and gina are “friends” and the way that val and ej are friends. like in ej and val’s talk about the letter a big focus of the conversation was the fact that ej needs to talk to his girlfriend about what’s happening in his life not her. and then ricky’s talk with jet just confirms that at some point ricky is gonna admit to either himself, someone else (maybe jet), or gina that he likes likes her in a way a friend doesn’t. and then during the movie night where we literally see ricky intently listening in on gina and ej’s conversation. like come on dude why must you only go after girls that in relationships??? specially in relationships with one ej caswell???? man’s is addicted to it by the looks of it. 

but i have no doubt in my mind that even if/when that^ happens gina’s going to want to be with ej. did you see how excited she got just by ej saying the word love??? like come on that was pure joy right there. i could feel it through the screen. 

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Casting Frozen for EJ & Val

i was just on youtube and i saw a sneak peak for the next hsmtmts episode and i thought i would take it upon myself to do val & ej a favor and cast the show for them. you’re welcome. it is currently 12:34 AM. i will come back after watching the auditions episode to reevaluate my guesses and then again after the cast list is posted to see what i got right. 

Elsa: Kourtney 

There’s literally no need for me to explain this it’s so fucking obvious I will die on this hill. Kourtney is a powerhouse and Elsa is a powerhouse role so come on!

Anna: Gina

Once again dying on this hill too. Come on! Use your brain! It’s literally her season!!! 

Hans: Jet or Ricky

I say Jet purely because of his broody bad boy attitude and Hans being one of the villians of Frozen. I also said Ricky because of the clip in the trailer where he dips Gina cause why else would they be dancing together if not to practice for “Love Is An Open Door”?? But if Jet doesn’t audition I legitimately don’t know who would get this role cause I said Ricky is gonna be Kristoff and he can’t play both roles. 

Olaf: Carlos

I think this cause of when he played Lumiere for Beauty and the Beast in my brain the roles are kind of interchangeable. Idk why but it feels right in my gut tho.    

Kristoff: Ricky 

I mean what other option do we have??

Duke of Weselton: Jet?

This could be Jet if Jet doesn’t sing and somehow gets roped into doing the show. But I feel like this is a stretch. 

Oaken: Maddox

So in episode 1 Maddox sings Shallow Lake which kind of has the same vibe as “Hygge”, the song Oaken sings in the musical so that’s where I get this from. 

Bulda: Ashlyn 

I would die on this hill cause this just makes sense. I mean think about it Ashlyn singing Fixer Upper to Gina makes sense cause Ashlyn is the one who is always giving Gina boy advice and the person Gina goes to for boy advice. It would be so cute!!

Young Elsa: Alex 

This comes from the new cast member Aria Brooks literally looking like a mini Kourtney in the trailer. So… and it works with having Kourtney be Elsa so.

Young Anna: Emmy 

Also coming from the new cast member Liamani Segura looking like a literal mini Gina in the trailer. I really want Gina to play Anna please!!!!!!!!!

so that’s it see ya after the new episode drops

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So..... SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THE NEW EPISODE I SUGGEST YOU DO BUT I DON’T GIVE MUCH AWAY BUT A WARNING IS ALWAYS NICE.

Anyways, first of all very interesting episode. I loved it. I think my guesses for Elsa, Anna, Kristoff, Hans (being Jet cause I kinda want it to be Jet now), Bulda, Young Anna and Young Elsa are right. I don’t think Carlos got casted now cause of the final events of the episode and since Maddox didn’t audition obviously she isn’t going to be Oaken even tho Saylor Bell Curda has a beautiful singing voice which I hope they use this season. But I am totally looking forward to what happens next!!

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to the lovely ricky bowen:

happy pride🌈🏳️‍🌈😉

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okay so here’s what i’m thinking: i think Carlos saw that him and Jet were up for the same role and erased Jet’s name OR saw that he didn’t get cast for a role but Jet did so he erased Jet’s name for a role and is gonna pull some kind of stunt to get him in the musical. Cause he said it himself he wants to get a lead role this time and also he REALLY wanted to me in Corbin Bleu’s show. i don’t think this has anything to do with portwell or rina i think he’s being selfish and messy

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CARLOS!!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO??????????

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Casting Frozen for EJ & Val

i was just on youtube and i saw a sneak peak for the next hsmtmts episode and i thought i would take it upon myself to do val & ej a favor and cast the show for them. you’re welcome. it is currently 12:34 AM. i will come back after watching the auditions episode to reevaluate my guesses and then again after the cast list is posted to see what i got right. 

Elsa: Kourtney 

There’s literally no need for me to explain this it’s so fucking obvious I will die on this hill. Kourtney is a powerhouse and Elsa is a powerhouse role so come on!

Anna: Gina

Once again dying on this hill too. Come on! Use your brain! It’s literally her season!!! 

Hans: Jet or Ricky

I say Jet purely because of his broody bad boy attitude and Hans being one of the villians of Frozen. I also said Ricky because of the clip in the trailer where he dips Gina cause why else would they be dancing together if not to practice for “Love Is An Open Door”?? But if Jet doesn’t audition I legitimately don’t know who would get this role cause I said Ricky is gonna be Kristoff and he can’t play both roles. 

Olaf: Carlos

I think this cause of when he played Lumiere for Beauty and the Beast in my brain the roles are kind of interchangeable. Idk why but it feels right in my gut tho.    

Kristoff: Ricky 

I mean what other option do we have??

Duke of Weselton: Jet?

This could be Jet if Jet doesn’t sing and somehow gets roped into doing the show. But I feel like this is a stretch. 

Oaken: Maddox

So in episode 1 Maddox sings Shallow Lake which kind of has the same vibe as “Hygge”, the song Oaken sings in the musical so that’s where I get this from. 

Bulda: Ashlyn 

I would die on this hill cause this just makes sense. I mean think about it Ashlyn singing Fixer Upper to Gina makes sense cause Ashlyn is the one who is always giving Gina boy advice and the person Gina goes to for boy advice. It would be so cute!!

Young Elsa: Alex 

This comes from the new cast member Aria Brooks literally looking like a mini Kourtney in the trailer. So... and it works with having Kourtney be Elsa so.

Young Anna: Emmy 

Also coming from the new cast member Liamani Segura looking like a literal mini Gina in the trailer. I really want Gina to play Anna please!!!!!!!!!

so that’s it see ya after the new episode drops

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why couldn’t disney+ be like netflix and drop the entirety of a new season for an original show in one night??? this waiting a week for a new episode of hsmtmts will be the death of me and it’s only been a day

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i have no words all my little portwell heart keeps saying at 3:46 am is “all i wanted was a japanese soda and i got starbucks AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AND A CAKE POP A 2 DOLLAR AND 50 CENT CAKE POP”

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it didn’t happen the way i thought it would but i loved it anyways ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️...iykyk

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also what the heck is going on with kourtney and howie?? like i love them together but if they keep this up i’m going to have to stop shipping which i really don’t want to do

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SHE LIKES YOU EJ SHE LIKES YOU SHE REALLY LIKE YOU I PROMISE

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i didn’t need portwell angst in my life all i needed was fluff and that’s it ! fluff FLUFF FLUFF

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i swear the next episode better resolve this portwell angst or i am suing

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tim just stabbed my portwell heart and twisted the knife this episode

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Rating Gina Porter Outfits: Season 2

Episode 1: New Year’s Eve

“Something In the Air” Performance

i absolutely love her hair. God she’s so pretty.

anyways back on topic lol

i love the leather jacket, very Christmas.

i’m not the biggest fan of the pattern of her shirt but Sofia Wylie can make a trash bag look good. it looks amazing on her!

nice classic black joggers- perfect for our dancing queen!

same goes for the gold sneakers- very Gina!!

Score: 8/10

“Welcome home, roomie!”

like i said i love her hair...just wanted to make sure my point came across

i love the loud jacket with a very tame/basic outfit

I WANT THOSE BOOTS i’m a sucker for boots

Score: 7/10

“It’s a Period Piece” lol

i absolutely hate disney fashion from the 2000s. the layering. the random mix match everything. the belts. SO MANY BELTS!! and patterns. SO MANY PATTERNS!! and all this on just ONE PERSON!!!!! NO THANKS

anyways...

the outfit is very appropriate for trying to dress like a disney character from the 2000s

i hate it tho

but i LOVE her jeans

Score: 4/10