𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖

[ harry styles for hollyweirdhq, not the real harry. ]

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iMessage 💌 daniel

dan: thought so.

dan: damn. i'm not that lucky. i wish i could throw the whole 'i'm harry potter and i need a goddamn cuddle' out there and have a million offers spread along the table. normally, i just get free desserts at restaurants. which, hey, that's always nice.

harry: i'm expecting you to flirt with me now

harry: you get free desserts at restaurants? i kind of want that...i mean i love cuddles to and all but free dessert? though part of me wants to call bullshit because i think you'd get tons of cuddles if you said exactly that

harry: you're a looker mate

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iMessage 💌 tom

tom: of course! thank you

tom: please, you could pull anyone you want. that handsome face of yours?? you'll be fine

tom: i'd swear to god, i'm texting with owen wilson right now. he says the same thing regarding his character. guess you two will have to square up. but undoubtedly, harry styles and loki?? i better get a call for that music video, mate.

harry: i hear that a lot that i can pull anyone i want and you might be right but still. they're not going to be you

harry: oh so owen wilson wants to fight is what you're saying? i can make that happen and i can take him...possibly because aint no one stealing my man!

harry: already vision boarding it was we speak and you'll be the first i call

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iMessage 💌 barbie

harry: hows the most beautiful girl i know doing?

harry: it's been ages and i feel like youve been ghosting me

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iMessage 💌 tj

tj: ....yep, pretty much.

tj: who's jon snow??

tj: see! you have the basics down. what else is there to know?

harry: i feel like you're fuckin with me right now

harry: are you fuckin with me?

harry: ah so that's the whole sport? good to know!

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iMessage 💌 brendon

brendon: that's mildly concerning

brendon: may i ask exactly what happened?

harry: i thought so as well!

harry: so there was this puppet with creepy eyes and he kind of reminded me like jigsaw? and you were partners with him and chasing me around

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iMessage 💌 sophie

sophie: well, willa does go to joes in a few days

sophie: and my house will be empty then, if you did come to la 😉

harry: oh does she? well that's good to know

harry: i guess i'm heading to la it would seem 😉

harry: i'll let you know when i'm on my way

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iMessage 💌 david

david: not really... I mean there has been about me. That i dont get ... but that's another story.

david: it was a very nice day of doing nothing while i get ready for a tour.

david: ohh sh you can not be boring ever man.

harry: there's been gossip about you that you don't get?

harry: i've got nothing going on tell me said story

harry: when's your tour start?

harry: i think people assume i have a far more exciting life then i really do, mate

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iMessage 💌 luke

luke: you're .5 seconds from being blocked

luke: how dare u

luke: shit i visted nyc for new years but thats about it

luke: been in la for the most part

luke: can't believe ur avoiding me across the country :'c

harry: you'd never block me

harry: oh i dare

harry: thats so fuckin rude you could have visited me?

harry: i'm supposed to be coming to la for a visit maybe i could make time for you?

harry: especially since you think i'm avoiding you

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iMessage 💌 shawn

SHAWN: cause you weren't watching hockey, obviously!!! let's make it happen, styles

SHAWN: me? kill the king with a hockey stick? never would dream of it

harry: why are you so violent to people that don't watch hockey though? work on your anger mendes!

harry: good to know you wouldn't take me out with a hockey stick though and did you just call me the king?

harry: i could get used to being called the king

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iMessage 💌 harry

harry k: I know what you mean. I realized that so now I am Harry K.

harry k: Good job we don't have the same initials.

harry k: I am glad to hear that.

harry: lol i should change mine to harry s to make it easier as well but i strive being difficult

harry: was watching a bit of footie earlier and caught your game shame you didn't win mate but it was nice seeing you out there

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iMessage 💌 david

david: I don't know. There are some people out there who prefer the others.

david: It was a lot of fun making the first one.

harry: really? i can't believe that since you were the best though i did love matt smith as well

harry: you'll have to keep me updated when its out so i can watch!

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[lovbender]

you’re so golden 

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iMessage 💌 tom

tom: i've just tied the knot on sunday, yes.

tom: oh, harry. i'm so sorry. i had no idea. had you said something sooner...

tom: you /can/ still marry loki, you know. much superior by comparison than boring ol' tom. also a better match for a larger than life bloke like yourself. that right there is a power couple if i ever saw one.

harry: all teasing aside i'm happy for you, mate!

harry: it's alright, i'll get over you i spose...it'll be rough though

harry: see i knew you'd have the same vision as me with this and fully understand just how powerful of a couple loki and i would be!

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iMessage 💌 tj

tj: i'm the worst person to ask, i don't watch it haha

tj: honestly though, where should we start? do you know /anything/ about it?

harry: you play the sport and you don't even watch it?

harry: i'm like the jon snow of hockey and know nothing

harry: there's a stick, some skates and a puck that's my knowledge!

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iMessage 💌 joe

joe: hmmmm

joe: depends, if i say yes - does that make me your FAVORITE jonas brother?

joe: kidding, of course you are man! best there is, and ever was.

harry: you've been my favorite jonas brother since camp rock! shane was my first fictional crush

harry: thank you though needed a bit of a stroke to my ego its been one of those days

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iMessage 💌 daniel

dan: i don't know. should i try it out on you and see where it gets me sometime? 😉

dan: serious answer; hopefully none at all! i don't do well with special attention

harry: why mr. radcliffe 😉 that's exactly what it means

harry: i'd like to say same but i'd be lying if i said it wasn't nice sometimes having a little more pull because of my name! especially on cold lonely nights