“right? i’m proud to say i am a faithful chipotle fan.”
“good, it warms my heart to hear that good news.”
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“right? i’m proud to say i am a faithful chipotle fan.”
“good, it warms my heart to hear that good news.”
“Chipotle doesn’t have as many ride or dies like they thought. However the line is a lot shorter and the staff seems to be more accommodating, especially after all the press happened. That’s a major plus for people who aren’t gonna be bitches about this.”
“yeah, i mean, it’s a fine line between enjoying short lines and over friendly employees and them not being able to support themselves and closing down. and i just don’t know how i would go on without my burrito bowl every monday thursday and sunday.”
“ i always say we give std’s too much of a bad rep. other than the stinging, they’re really not that big of a deal. ”
“i couldn’t agree more. plus, about half of them are now curable so i don’t understand why people lose their shit over it.”
“—– didn’t think that i’d ever hear a comparison between salmonella and gonorrhoea. clearly i was wrong. chipotle is still my life, though.”
“good, good. sometimes you have to go to extreme measures in order to get your point across. we have got to make chipotle great again.”
“totally uncalled for. Though I’ve never had chipotle, so I don’t really know what to say to this.”
“wow, you have never had chipotle before? that’s a crime against humanity.”
“Dude, you’re a hundred percent accurate.”
“i know. people need to stop the chipotle hate 2k16.”
“i always feel enraged whenever someone says that they don’t trust chipotle anymore. so what they had a couple of cases of salmonella? that’s like saying you’d never trust someone who has had gonorrhea before. rude and uncalled for.”
“How about setting one of the classrooms on fire? I’m kidding. Although many students would probably love you for that.”
“yikes that seems a little bit too risky for my tastes even though i am sure it would elevate me to hero status.”
“you know, it’s just kind of settling in that i am going to be graduating in three months. i feel like i need to do some iconic shit before i leave and cross items off my yale bucket list. any ideas?”
“Even though I never got that coffee, I still spent like half my life in the library throughout the past three days. I’m pretty sure the Starbucks guy knows my Debit Card number by heart.”
“oh that’s not good if the starbucks guy actually has it memorized by heart. did you have midterms or something?”
“ um, it’s totally worth it ?? i would have done it if i thought of it. wasting such a precious condiment is a small price to pay for such a beautiful and fantastic result. I’d do it any day without a second thought. ”
“wow okay. i see where your true allegiances lie. you know what, santos? you are one hundred and ten percent pure evil and you are going to feel the mighty wrath of aiden miguel martinez for saying that. this is war.”
“Maybe they were leaving you a message that you looked tasty. I’d just go with it, rather than complaining.”
“wow, look tasty? that’s a new one but food is basically a turn on for me so i am going to go ahead and take it as a compliment.”
“I did see a few pledges walk in the house with Walmart bags before I left so maybe that’s the solution.”
“wow that’s kinda fucked up but okay. thanks for the info, man.”
“You’ll survive, but if you fall sleep on me again like this I can’t promise you will.”
“wow, now that sounds like a promise that is going to be pretty hard for me to keep, but i’ll do my best.”
“you could just lie to woman and tell them that it’s because you eat so much salad and not tell them that you woke up with dressing all over yourself. healthy lies for the win!”
“yeah maybe. i just feel like i have been seen eating fried foods way too much to be able to get away with that lie”