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[htthomas]

I don't think I'll ever be good enough in life. It seems that no matter how hard I try to be a good person and get good karma it never really helps with anything. I feel like my life will never go anywhere I want to go. I'm the farthest I'll ever be, and this is the best my life will ever get. it's kinda sad

[htthomas]

I only did a truth is on Facebook to see how many people would like it. I can't be the only one.

[23jan]

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

[htthomas]

You know, stuffed animals give us false hope that animals are nice when in reality they're assholes and they just want to kill you.

[htthomas]

Detective Mullins: [looks in jacket pocket] Nope. Not in there.

Captain: There's nothing I can do Mullins. The FBI has jurisdiction.

Detective Mullins: [ruffles through folders] Maybe they're in here? Nope. [shakes coffee mug] Nope they're not in there.

Special Agent Ashburn: What is she doing?

Captain: She's looking for my balls.

Detective Mullins: [opens door to the other officers] Hey has anyone seen the Captains balls, let me know? They're about this big, but a lot tinier. They're like a pea, or like a ball bearing, or like if you've ever seen a mouse ball, about half that size. Incredibly tiny, they're like really really tiny little girl balls, if little girls had balls. So if you find little tiny girl balls, that are so fucking tiny and shriveled up let me know cause I'll put right back up his scrotum.

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[htthomas]

Tattle tits, definitely going to use that one.