cool patrol

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📱— open .

SAWYER: do you ever just read a script

SAWYER: and you aren't sure whether to throw yourself off a bridge

SAWYER: or disappear on a lengthy bender bc that's me rn

BANDIT: YEET I DONT HAVE SCRIPTS HAHA FUCKER

BANDIT: but also yes yes i have proofread for some frands of mine and it was ? cringy

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AUTUMN: yep, don’t have either of those. AUTUMN: well ,,, at least i tried.

BANDIT: Olaplex is cheap :3

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AUTUMN: wow jealous ,, teach me ur ways AUTUMN: my hair is literally dead tb h.

BANDIT: the secret is olaplex and good ass genes

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BANDIT: Dis hair be poppin wit dem highlights @autumnkassis

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@banditwho hello mtv and welcome to my lipstick

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text ➺ the man the myth the legend

theo: whom'st'd've?? idk her

theo: do u want me to fight

theo: bc i can (ง'̀-'́)ง

theo: wait you're not upset? even a little bit? b...

bandit: tbh i'd kill to see you fight anyone ever

bandit: lowkey sobbing my eyes out and binge eating potato chips, highkey don't give a fuck about that bitch and want to wreck her life on applause.

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favorite characters/impressions to do?

“I do a mean Tomi Lahren.”

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do u think ur the prettiest girl in ur cast? if not, who is?

“Oh, definitely me. Or Theo.”

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text ➺ daddy

Cody: truuuuuuue

Cody: I know, I'm the best

Cody: we gotta reference this on social media later the fans are gonna eat that shit up

Cody: bruh I'm always the man for the job i gotchu that's what friends are for

Bandit: yes yes get the viewsss

Bandit: you right

Bandit: Ily cody :)

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text ➺ daddy

Cody: I know how has he not moved out by now

Cody: aww, father/daughter bonding 👨‍👧

Cody: Lit, under my care you'll get so fucked up tonight, don't you worry

Bandit: your devilishly good looks

Bandit: dad goals

Bandit: yyyyyyyyyyyes i knew u were the man for the job :D

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text ➺ daddy

Cody: not just you, it's the whole squad but it's just dependent on who is around me at the time

Cody: most of the time it's Max

Cody: i feel honored

Cody: you're still Bandaid tho

Cody: so is this just us or is the squad coming

Cody: also how fucked up are we looking to get 👀

Bandit: poor maxipad

Bandit: bless

Bandit: i was thinking just us? could be fun, out of the ordinary, yknow?

Bandit: SO FUCKED UP

Bandit: cody. i need to be blackout smashed, dude. you can do your thing, but i'm looking to not remember anything from today.

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text ➺ daddy

Cody: I gotta save the good jokes for Applesauce bicth

Cody: anyways i think i found a few clubs we could go to in case they're shitty and we want to hop around

Bandit: so i get the weak jokes? how honest of you

Bandit: changing ur name in my phone

Bandit: YESSS WOOOOO

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text ➺ moonbutt

Cody: it was right there i had to

Cody: it's still Iconic

Bandit: glad ur humor is remains in sex jokes cody

Bandit: u right

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text ➺ moonbutt

Cody: Nah but I'll be daddy 😉

Cody: hold up i gotta stop you right there why the FUCK would you send me that and not history of japan?????

Bandit: ewww

Bandit: everyone has seen that

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message → bandit.

autumn: pls u love it

bandit: i do

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text ➺ moonbutt

Cody: k

Cody: do you know any clubs in orlando cause i don't but i'll start looking

Cody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

Bandit: i dont :/ be dad for me cody?

Bandit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUs1Popfd8g

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text ➺ the man the myth the legend

theo: ??????¿?¿???

theo: ummmmmmm wtf

theo: she couldnt even tell u in person tho?? damn that's cold need me to come over?

theo: low enough to be buried tbfh 🤷🏻‍♂️

bandit: no she couldn't apparently

bandit: and it was that rowan bitch too like ??

bandit: >:(

bandit: it's not like i'm upset but if you came over i wouldn't complain