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[httpwalt]

braxtonthebeta:

“I may not know shit about art, but this surely ain’t it.” He huffed, “Why couldn’t they at least draw something cool, like.. i don’t know, spongebob.”

Walt slightly cringed at his definition of cool. “I’d prefer this mess to spongebob. Maybe something gym related or an inspirational quote.” He offered still giving the other a judgmental look.

[httpwalt]

astronomiicals:

     “ i would, ” she said, her voice sugar coated ever so heavily. “ uhm, you know. the usual. cheated on me. so, time to, you know, murder him. ”

“Another story for another time.” Walt was the king of cliff hangers, he knew just what to say to make others think he was more interesting than he probably was. “But, I mean if you want to go that far, I’m sure you can find someone better in prison.”

[httpwalt]

lclianaiisms:

╰☆⊰;   “Well, I know what I want, and I am willing to work for it,” Liliana chuckled, giving Walt a large grin. “And well, the problem is it doesn’t like me. My computer, I mean….” she giggled again. Blushing. “But yes. A drink. A drink sounds good. And I trust you to pick something for me.” @httpwalt​

“It’s got no reason not to.” Walt’s head was in overdrive as he wondered if he’d been looking at her too long, when was the last time he blinked? Was he smiling enough? He glanced at the table then back at her to rejoin the conversation “Oh I don’t know anything about alcoholic beverages, I stick to my small realm of beer and tequila.” She didn’t seem to be the beer type of girl so he thought he’d give her another shot to choose her drink.

[httpwalt]

lclianaiisms:

╰☆⊰;     Liliana had actually tried to make a joke and tease Walt a little when saying he was very curious, though, she could not say if it really worked out, or not. “I also have to study here, yeas, if that is what you mean. And working on the side so I have the money to do so,” the mermaid shrugged and grinned at him. “And, really? Cool! Maybe you could help me with my computer then?” Liliana knew she needed one to study, but she didn’t exactly manage to fully understand everything. Not to speak about how she had always killed it once by accidentally pouring a lot of water over it. @httpwalt​

“You must be pretty busy, I’m honored you’re wasting time on me.” He nodded at her computer request “Sure, what’s wrong with it?” Walt shook his head at his overwhelming work ethic and stood at the edge of the booth. “Before you answer that, how ‘bout I get us some drinks? What’s your poison?”  

[httpwalt]

astronomiicals:

     “ well SOMEONE seems to have a lot of experience in setting fire to metaphorical relationship bridges. do i wanna know HOW you know? “

“You’d probably love to know” He said smiling at the memories with a small chuckle “B-but we’re talking about you right now. What’d assface do to push you to the dark side?“

[httpwalt]

Consider this a contained bubble of secrecy: Your crush likes you back, what do you tell them?

“Ok so, I’d suggest we watch the matrix together, cause if they can’t get through it there’s a nice make out session, but I know there can never be anything real between us. Whereas if they’re engaged the whole time, I’d ask them to go exclusive. Cause ya boy’s standards are low and he craves companionship.”

[httpwalt]

BEST BUDS?

“Buds plural, implies multiple so the answer to that question would have to be no, but also Marcus... sometimes.“

[httpwalt]

astronomiicals:

        “ did you KNOW that if you want to slash someone’s tires, you gotta slash THREE of them?? “ a pause. “ ‘cause if you slash four, insurance will PAY for them, but if you slash three, the person has to pay out of pocket. and now, i’m not saying anything, but you and me should TOTALLY go out and slash my ex’s tires. ”

“You can buy three tires, it’s inconvenient but not hard. I suggest fish chunks in the car vents for maximum bridge burning satisfaction.“

[httpwalt]

braxtonthebeta:

“I get that Pride was fucking amazing and all, but whoever the fuck vandalized my wall in the back alley better watch it. If you’re going to draw something, at least make it pretty.”

“Well it’s uh, It’s got a very... You know abstract art is a thing.“ Walt failed once more at stringing his words together but in his defense it was a confusing and over all unappealing piece. 

[httpwalt]

jamiewarrick:

“Hey–I think you dropped this…weird…trinket. What is that?” 

“Oh, it must’ve fallen off my key chain.“ Walt pulled his keys out and nodded. “Yeah, it’s my little lego mario man.“ He explained like it was the most normal thing in the world.

[feelboss]

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

[httpwalt]

kasey-holloway:

“Cute.” She started, “You think I’m a magician.” The witch turned on her heels and walked up closure to the man before her. He was taller but it didn’t stop her from shifting her weight onto one side, crossing her hips and staring him right in the eyes. At that moment, she decided he didn’t deserve to see anything she had to offer, to her, he sounded arrogant, and she hated the type. 

“Are you not?“ Walt was utterly confused. His knowledge about the supernatural aspect of fort belmount was barely existent so when she spoke of magic his mind went straight to david blaine and the like.  

[httpwalt]

lclianaiisms:

╰☆⊰;     Liliana had for sure not expected to have a drink with someone during the event. She had slightly hoped for it. Maybe. But still. With still being all giddy from the alcohol in her system, she was grinning almost constantly, looking over at Walt now and then as they walked. “Hm, you are a little curious, it seems,” the redhead chuckled. “Well, I am working in the veterinarian clinic right now, as an assistan to become a vet one day myself.” It was surpriseing that she could still talk that easily, without stumbling over her own words. “Oh, and I love to swim! Very, very much, actually! What about you?” @httpwalt​

Walt’s brows furrowed he didn’t think his question was anything out of the realm of small talk but maybe she was just a private person. An amusing thought considering how they met. “That’s cool, are you going to school here? To become a vet that is.” Walt lead her to a booth and sat across from her. “What do I do? Um I’m an IT tech, normally for schools or businesses but I freelance too.” 

[httpwalt]

Walt walked with his hands in his pockets, his eyes switching between the pavement and the side of liliana’s face as they made their way to Black Hollows bar. Walt was confident in a lot of things computers, math, pop culture trivia but girls was not one of them, at least not when they showed an interest in him. He was so hyper aware of himself and his own awkwardness, he forgot to make conversation with the red head. Or at least not until he opened the door for her, “What do you do? You know for a living or hobby.” 

@lclianaiisms

[httpwalt]

hvmxnc:

“It’s NOT SO BAD, Wally,” Marcus chuckled softly as his head bobbed a little from side to side. On some level, the PE teacher could understand the shorter male’s avoidance of large groups of people, but if Marcus had to endure it then so did Walter. It was only fair. When the cup was offered to him, the brunette handed over the candy floss to the other so he could take the cup. Without thinking much about it, he took a short sip before coughing slightly. “This is good,” he smiled, then took another drink. “Remind me to get myself one of these cups before it finishes.”

“Well I’m not dying or anything, but I couldn’t do it sober.“ He laughed with a mouth full of cotton candy, when Marcus coughed, probably caught off guard by the vodka. “Yeah, Sure whatever you want bud. But keep your paws off mine.” he said taking it back with a chuckle.

[httpwalt]

hvmxnc:

“I’ve NEVER really seen this kind of thing before,” Marcus spoke moments after swallowing a mouthful of rainbow coloured candy floss. “I was TOO BUSY back home and then stuff happened and I moved and this – this is so cool.” Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves and the atmosphere was quite positive thus far, which helped alleviate the stress he had about attending a LARGE EVENT merely an hour before. “Want some?” he offered the candy floss to the person next to him.

“Good cause good people, just too many of them, I hate crowds.“ Walt took the offered cotton candy without hesitation, washing it down with a sip from his novelty rainbow cup. It was filled with cola and a bit of liquor, it was a celebration after all. Walt silently offered Marc the cup with a raise of his brow

[httpwalt]

lclianaiisms:

╰☆⊰;   At his question, the mermaid shook her head with a chuckle. “Nope. No boyfriend or girlfried, I swear. No bet, and no one I am trying to make jealous…” she was speaking faster than normally, thanks to all the alcohol in her system. “I just wanted to try out something new tonight. And you wre cute, so I decided to give you a kiss.” @httpwalt​

“Oh that’s a relief“ he finally smiled “Well that’s one way to meet people I guess.” he was still slightly skeptical but decided there was nothing to loose at an event like this. Walt crossed his arms and shrugged “Do you maybe want to get a drink... with me?“ he clarified pointing to the nearest bar.