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jaxscnmcnrce !

“First of all, no said anything about you getting that close,” he pointed out, a smirk already tugging at the corner of his mouth, “Second off, the whole point of planning ahead on something like this is to not get caught. I hardly think you’d be able to ‘beat his ass’ in a restaurant and not have someone rat you out.”

     a frown came to her lips. “ i mean, if i’m going to get caught, i might as well...” a pause, “ beating his ass is much better, ” she said with a simple sigh, almost as if it were dreamy. “ i mean, a night in a holding cell can’t be that bad, can it? right? “ oh no, she’s already making PLANS.

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nyalamoretti !

“Fine. If you get in the way of my staff I’m going to tell him you’re back here so watch yourself. Don’t upset anyone and if they ask just say Nyala gave you permission. At some point you should probably figure out your shit with this guy.”

      “ um, yeah, no. i’d rather just you know, ignore my problems until it goes away. like that guy. guys are gross, my problems are gross, and i don’t plan on confronting either in the next few years. ”

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hcllbxvnd !

“ but i’m not your dad or else you wouldn’t even think about slashing tires. “ the hunter rolled his eyes. what was wrong with these kids ? “ so you’re worried about drinking at your age ? newsflash. slashing tires is illegal too. even if they are your ex’s. “

     “ ---honestly, i’m sure my dad would slash my dick of an ex’s tires for me if given the chance, ” she said with a laugh. “ uh, I’M not. but i got into an accident after drinking with a friend, so he doesn’t let me drink without his supervision, ” she said nonchalantly, a chuckle tumbling from her lips.

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httpwalt !

“You’d probably love to know” He said smiling at the memories with a small chuckle “B-but we’re talking about you right now. What’d assface do to push you to the dark side?“

     “ i would, ” she said, her voice sugar coated ever so heavily. “ uhm, you know. the usual. cheated on me. so, time to, you know, murder him. ”

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ofthecurrent !

“I’m not boring, I’m… cautious,” she corrected, although some people might argue that the two adjectives were synonymous. “Are you sure that’s even a thing? Because it doesn’t sound right.” Sierra groaned, not wanting to disappoint Bryanna, but not wanting to spend the night in jail either. “It’s such a bad idea.”

     “ it is boring, come on, admit it! it’d be fun, live a little in your life! “ bryanna cried out, clearly only teasing, but a hint of exasperation behind her words. “ yes. it’s a thing. some people win in insurance, some people lose. and i always win. ”

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braxtonthebeta !

“White paint?” He snorted, “No, I am not going to have a plain wall after this fiasco. I need to up this. It has to be art.”

    “ again. i’ll paint a stick figure, hey, i’ll paint a DICK for you on your wall for twenty dollars. my offer still stands --- either way, i want a twenty out of it. ”

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me: (whispering) i really like you and want to kiss you lots them: huh? me: i said you suck

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If you wrote a book, what would the title be?

anon night. // accepting ! 

     “ it would BE ... why my life totally, and completely didn’t suck. it would be about me and my TWO best friends. ” she grinned happily, her white canines shining as they did so. “ and how i kicked ass and and i got these new KICKASS abilities from one of them, and how we’re gonna kick ass all together. ” 

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Consider this a contained bubble of secrecy: Your crush likes you back, what do you tell them?

anon night. // accepting !

    “ i would thank my lucky stars that they like me back, and go make out with them in the hottest way possible. ” a pause. “ i’m only kidding. i’d only make out with them if they wanted to. i’d probably thank them, and tell them i’m the most BLESSED person in the universe, because i have the cutest person beside me, and then i would ask if they wanted to be my significant other. ”

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One person u'd die for

anon night. // accepting ! 

   “ anybody. please shoot me. ” my best friends.

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What's with u and Dante

anon night. // accepting ! // @hombrclobo

     " eat my entire ass. ” why don’t you ask THAT asshole what’s with us?? stupid mutt. half the time, i can’t tell if he’s JOKING or not. he’s a dick, and i’m going to kick his ass the next time i see him. he better watch out. dickhead. he left me to die in that bar during pride. i’m gonna jump his dumbass and he’ll never see it coming. not only that, but he never fucking responds to my MEMES i send him. like, i sent him fifty pepe the frog memes and he blocked me on imessage. it took me weeks of begging to get him to unblock me. this is why i have trust issues.

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hcllbxvnd !

“ i’m not going to slash any tires. neither are you. why don’t you just sit down , have a drink and get that thought out of the head , hm ? it’s on the house. “

    “ ugh, boring. you sound like my DAD. and i can’t drink anymore. dad cut me off after the PARTY ;; so i can’t drink. ---besides, it’s still kind of illegal at my age. ”

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ofthecurrent !

“That’s such a stupid rule,” Sierra said with a confused expression. “How do they justify not paying for three slashed tires, but not four?” The mermaid’s eyes widened when she suggested they both go out to slash someone’s tire. “That sounds like an extremely bad idea that neither of us should execute.”

     “ booooring, ” bryanna called out, before placing a hand on her hip, looking towards the other. “ i don’t know. i’m not an insurance person. i just reap the benefits, ” she said with a shrug. “ come on, man!! i don’t want to do it all alone! “

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nyalamoretti !

“Yeah, alright kid. I’ll do what I can. Good luck with the not existing then?”

     “ but i don’t really want to LEAVE just yet. would it be possible for me to hide behind the back counter or SOMETHING?? “ bryanna asked, before motioning to the guy who glanced around the floor awkwardly. “ just until he gives up. ”

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httpwalt !

“You can buy three tires, it’s inconvenient but not hard. I suggest fish chunks in the car vents for maximum bridge burning satisfaction.“

     “ well SOMEONE seems to have a lot of experience in setting fire to metaphorical relationship bridges. do i wanna know HOW you know? “