Making a lil intro post to pin because I have oversharing problems and my bio is getting weirdly long 💕
I follow and interact from my main @szammy!
currently more active over on my Transformers/selfship blog @seeyouonsaturn
To my OCs whomst I love and cherish
The post that changed me. I never cared about Superman until I came across this post and it rewired my brain structure. Just. Oh. I get it. That is exactly the kind of person I want to be. It's so special to me.
Important stuff!
So waddup my name's Two, I'm 20+ and my pronouns are they/them. I love cats and Superman. I'm aroace / ficto-exclusive and I enjoy traumatized fictional men.
This blog contains any and all DC animation movie/series and comic content, as well as whatever else my hyperfixation will zone in on next week. It fluctates man. I have no control. I never had control. Smallville is my favorite as well as my most beloathed, I bought all the dvds and refuse to watch them out of dread. From what I've gathered, that's the normal reaction to the show.
This blog is also anti-harassment I DON'T CARE what other people ship or don't ship and I'm not gonna start drama. Tumblr's been so mean lately man. Also seeing as I am an adult there may be untagged nsfw if I so please so be advised of that! Curate your own online experience. If my existence offends you in any way don't follow, or even block me, I promise I won't take it personally. I love you. You're allowed to leave.
Other stuff
I'm a ✨shameless✨ self-shipper with an obsession for oc creation and then making said ocs smooch canons. My main blorbo is, if it wasn't obvious, Lex Luthor my beautiful my beloved my bastard. It started out with Smallville Lex but by this point I love all versions of him and yes I'm aware my taste in men is questionable. He's my horrible little husband and I'm biting him <3
Other beloveds include Orion my sweet boy with daddy issues and Earth-3 Harold Jordan my most pathetic sopping wet towel of a man. I ship them both with OCs but I am also holding them so gently.
List of faves
Lex Luthor | Earth-3 Harold Jordan [Forever Evil] | Orion
J'onn J'onzz | Ma'alefa'ak | Alfred [Gotham] | Razer and Aya my beautiful children
Superman is my best friend
Krypto deserves to be here too he's a good boy
Lastly please enjoy a picture of my beloved daughters Maddie [rip] and Aria as I am a proud single parent of a wonderful cat and I show her off every chance I get 💜
ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long it’s been since I last said that, let alone messaged.
I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.
So logically Superman has the krypton version of muscle atrophy right so like anyways I know that he’s super buff for aesthetic comic book reasons but I feel like he ought to be like really frail looking
just…the thought of being his safe space. being the only person he cares to turn to about all the happenings in his life—significant and mundane. being the first set of arms he runs to; the first smile he searches for; the first words of comfort he seeks. being the person he was convinced he would never deserve. and loving him in spite of all else.
"The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain."
-Ursula K. LeGuin, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
"Evil is boring. Right? I kinda believe in the banality and mundaneness of evil. Evil is just selfish impulses, which at the end of the day are really easy to understand. It’s easy to understand why people do bad things. It’s like “yeah, ok, you’re selfish and scared and cruel, I get it”. Being good is complex and beautiful and hard." - Brennan Lee Mulligan
I have had no unexpected large purchases (read: vet bills) this entire month, do i treat myself to this Orion figure that's been on my wishlist for over a full year
I should make a separate save in tomodachi life and fill an island exclusively with Johns from DC. I think they could fill an island. I think we might get low on space.
Whenever i post my selfship and oc ship art in a fandom's main tags and get zero notes, I always wonder if it's because people are worried about overstepping my boundaries, or if they just don't like my product.
The bracelet I made for Orion vanished yesterday so I made a new one and included the polycule this time too 🐈⬛🐕🌠
Genuinely I know with absolute certainty where I put the other one, because I put it on top of Orion the plushie dog's nose, told him to watch it for me, and gave him a lil kiss. Then it was no longer there. It just stopped existing. I have no idea what happened to it.
This is the only picture I have of it. I wasn't super happy with how it came out anyway so I've been meaning to redo it, but I'm a bit sad I couldn't reuse the letter beads because I didn't have enough of the same shade red ones to keep his name solid colored anymore (booo my aesthetic). But now he has his partners' colors in it too so I guess that's also nice
and the fact of the matter is, lex luthor makes such a good superhero, basically whenever he chooses to go that route, and it takes honestly, almost nothing to get him to do so (just. yknow. earth's assured destruction. but that's just an average tuesday in the dc universe tbh) but instead, he chooses to dedicate almost all his time and energy into being a cunt to superman. and that's the levels of petty i could only hope to aspire to reach
I saw this polyam ship meme from @ mcnuggyy and L1 is just THEM I dropped everything and grabbed my pencil so fast
Notes and reference under the cut <3
Orion is probably going to have a slightly different design every time I draw him until I settle on something because I have no idea what I actually want him to look like. All I know is that I hate the giant over-defined muscle look so much, please won't somebody hydrate the poor guy. Make him big you cowards
Lightray has red pants because I forgot to line his panties, started coloring on autopilot, and by the time I noticed it was too late and I had no choice but to commit. Don't throw rocks at me his other pants are in the wash
