[FULL OF LOVE]

i - alex - they/them

[noirlac]

[3000s]

i don't really care if being fat is "healthy" or not, i just do it because its cute

[isuggestgetfatterv2]

Besties. It's cute. It's literally cute.

[newporters]

hairy armpit summerrrrr

[skenpiel]

you can make him transparent, if you want to

[skenpiel]

wwth the powar of technology u can do anytbing

[piipisroom]

can someone please please make his tail wag thank you

[skenpiel]

wagga wagga wagga

[kabaks]

Jail

[kabaks]

Reading this article was pretty depressing btw, everyone’s going to therapy allegedly but the emotional cowardice of this as a concept lmfao

[segamascott]

that's because they're only going to therapy to learn new words to explain why they're never in the wrong lol

[capacity2]

Did I not say we are in a ghosting epidemic lol

[lavinia-pfigg]

The kids. Didn't dodge the bullet.

[bbcwhereareyou]

This reminds me of the AAM letter about the guy who just... packed up and moved out on his girlfriend of multiple years that he was cohabitating with? while she was away and then had to face her again years later as his new boss.

It was a real doozy and I was like "surely this is one of the fake ones" but damn that's a depressing Wired story.

I ghosted my ex, and she's about to be my new boss

A reader writes: I was hoping you would be able to help me with a conundrum I got myself into. I have been an expat since graduating and hav

update: I ghosted my ex, and she’s about to be my new boss

Remember the letter-writer who had ghosted his long-term girlfriend 10 years earlier and just learned she was about to become his new boss?

[kabaks]

Incredible. Men when they obviously need to just apologize and make amends with a a woman they have mistreated

[lamignonette]

[footlongdingledong]

we have a laugh about it but you do genuinely need to go outside and play toys every once in a while

[winged-void]

flap flap flap get gravid

[nonlynear]

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you

[barstoolblues]

WIMO = world is my oyster

[willgrahamscock]

me and the mutuals

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Unicorn

Book of hours.

MS M.358, fol. 12v. Morgan Library, ca. 1447.

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[desk-drawerr]

To everyone who was concerned about ducky, he's doing just fine after his melon-nap.

getting all cleaned up in the baf

[dallydewdrop]

strength training my pinky finger so i can make better promises

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

[blackcatsinart]