Heyo! You can call me Hubris or Hubaria, I use They/She Pronouns mainly but im fine with any pronouns. This is gonna be a writing blog, I might accept requests, maybe (If youre feeling bold go ahead and send one but I wont garuntee anything). This is gonna be a lot of OC writing, Might do some fandom stuff if im feeling it and I might also invest in setting up my damn A03.Tips/Coms: ko-fi.com/hubris0100
Who in your OTP is the serial butt-slapper and who is constantly getting their beautiful butt slapped?
Who wants to be immortal and who wants to die before they’re old?
Who smokes and who pulls the cigarette from between their lips every time they try to light one?
Who always has cold hands and who is always warming them up for them?
Who plays candy crush in important meetings and who elbows them in the ribs to make them pay attention?
Who can fall asleep anywhere (and does) and who has to put them to bed?
Who is the genius procrastinator who wings every test but still comes away with straight As, and who takes preparation and conscientious work very seriously?
Who takes their coffee black and who likes it with milk and two sugars, getting called a pussy by Person A?
Who initially seems shady but turns out to be a cinnamon bun, and who initially seems like a cinnamon bun but turns out to be shady?
Who moans and talks with their mouth full whenever they eat good food, and who tells them to stfu but can’t help laughing?
Who gives the bear hugs and who is always sidling up to them and snaking their arms around their waist?
Who still buys juice boxes and fruit snacks to put in their lunch?
Who packs the other’s lunch and who repays them in sexual favours?
Who leaves notes in the other’s lunch and who tells them they’re dumb (but secretly has a collection of every note Person A has ever written them)?
Who unconsciously holds their breath the first time they kiss, and who pulls back and says, “Breathe…”?
Who gets arrested for a petty crime they committed by accident and who bails them out?
Who grabs the other’s hand just as they’re getting out of bed and pulls them back under for cuddles?
Who gets mad about something unrelated to Person B and punches the wall, and who patches it up and kisses it better?
Who has the plain black phone case and who ordered one with cat ears off ebay?
Who likes to drive with the music blaring and who is too shy to sing along?
Who’s the fantastic kisser and who has the beautiful eyes?
Who has the sunshine smile and who has the seductive gaze?
Who gets offended by the intensity of the other’s crush on a celebrity?
Who is embarrassed that they have to wear glasses sometimes and who wants them to wear them in bed?
Who cheats on the other then immediately begs for their forgiveness?
Who is the jealous one and asks why the other was being so flirty all night, and who is oblivious to their own charms?
Who orders a milkshake with their food and who orders a soda?
Who runs their battery down to 1% and who feels the need to charge theirs at 80%?
Who has the excellent singing voice and is always singing around the house (and for Person B), but has no interest in going professional?
Who would rather be barefoot if the setting is appropriate, and who has the huge and spectacular shoe collection (possibly also socks)?
Who takes their liquor on the rocks and who likes it neat?
writers will literally put out the most heart-wrenching and devastating piece of fiction that’s a million times better than the source and go haha hope you liked :)
writers will have a life changing event happen to them (married, natural disaster, accident etc etc) and then still manage to put out an incredible fic and go ‘sorry this was 0.394838373 seconds late guys :(‘
New Oc alert, this is about an NPC from a one-shot I ran and my players subsequently liked her so much that now she's a staple, yes she will be in the comic
Beta’d by my darling Bsob Buddies
Warnings: Sparring Violence, mention of smut but there's no like... descriptions
"Come now I know you hit harder than that"
Sienna chuckled under her breath as she bounced the hilt of her wooden sword against Oz's shield, his face was flushed, but honestly so was hers she brought her sword down on his shoulder the wood thunking against his armor.
"And I know you're going easy on me"
Another breathy chuckle from Sienna as she dodges out of the way of Oz's own practice sword.
"I can play dirty if you want me to, but I thought you only played Fair"
"I do, but it's not like you'll kill me"
"How do you know that"
and with a devious grin, Sienna smacked the flat of her sword against Oz's thigh, a shock of divine might surge through the Satyr sending him stumbling forward.
"Now that just ain't fair"
Oz stands at his full height again, only an inch or two shorter than her, Meeting her gaze he reaches out and bumps his fist against her shoulder, sending a jolt of pain through her in return, when she didn't react he huffed and stepped away brushing his bangs out of his face, Sienna extended the same courtesy to herself, she was sweaty as well standing out in the hot sun and sparing was never a clean affair, the both of them could use a break.
"Wanna head inside?"
"We should take a break"
Sienna and Oz Spoke at the same time, causing a bout of awkward chuckles between them
"How long have you been out here, you've been sparring since before we left"
Cyr and Levi approach together, drinks in hand, Alba must have been somewhere inside.
"Feels like it too"
Oz pipes up taking one of the drinks Cyr offered him, it was a pretty light purple color and he seemed apprehensive to try it out. Sienna thanked Levi when he handed her the second one he had, swirling it around before taking a long sip of the cold beverage.
"Good Lemonade"
She offered Cyr looked up at her with a grin.
"Thanks"
"What'd you get at the market"
Oz asks after taking a long drink of his own, starting toward the door. Cyr started talking about the things she and Levi had gotten for dinner, walking with Oz back towards the house.
"Thank you for letting me stay, by the way, I dont remember having said it"
Sienna said finishing off her drink.
"Oh, dont worry about it, it's nice having you around"
Levi offered back smiling at her, taking a few steps ahead of her towards the door, following his friends.
"Honestly I'm glad I didn't die in that cave, I am, not fond enough of spiders to die for that cause"
Sienna chuckles again, reaching for the door before Levi had the chance, to hold it open for him.
"It's a good thing you didn't Kill Oz or I would've put you in the ground"
Cyr responds with a chuckle of her own
"I have no doubt about that"
"I dont appreciate that you would've let me die before you tried to save me"
"I didn't say that, besides you were doing your little Paladin honor duel or whatever, I like you enough to save you before you're in dire"
Cyr jabbed Oz in the leg with her fist.
"I'm going to check on Alba"
Sienna said, leaning into Levi for a moment before splitting off from the group. Checking her bedroom first, Sienna did not find the group's beloved wizard, checking the library next, finding her buried in a stack of tomes, was not an abnormal occurrence by far.
"Cyr and Levi are back from the market"
Sienna says causing Alba to jump, slamming closed the book in her hand, for a porcelain doll she looked shocked.
"That is good to hear, are they asking for me"
"No, but I figured you'd want to see them"
Alba stared, or what Sienna amounted to staring, at the taller elf for a good long while.
"Would you like to come downstairs or should I tell them you're busy reading... The Rangers Quest"
Sienna could count on her fingers the number of times she had seen Alba flustered of all things, It was harder to tell with her, but with the right words, in the right situation it could happen, and Sienna considered herself lucky to have witnessed it more than once. Shoving the book under a pillow on the sofa beside her Alba stood hands gripping her skirt.
"I was doing no such thing, and I will, come down and see them"
Sienna grinned as Alba stepped past her own head Lowered, Ollie still perched on her shoulder. Sienna followed her down the stairs, probably overall for the best, if she hadn't who knows what would have happened to Alba when she rolled her ankle on the stone stairway.
"Woah there careful"
Sienna said Hoisting the Porcelain woman into her arms with ease after she stumbled on the stairs.
"Dont want you getting hurt"
If it was possible for Alba to be flushed Sienna was almost certain that Alba would be it, when they reached the bottom of the stairs the elf set the doll gently on her feet and followed after her towards the kitchen in search of their friends.
Alba sat at the small table off to the side, greeting the others as they resumed their conversation, Sienna herself making her way towards Levi at the counter.
"Need help?"
Sienna offered leaning against the counter, besides where he was chopping vegetables for whatever soup he had water boiling for,
"Yeah, I still have to dice the carrots and Potatoes"
"On it"
Grabbing a knife from the block Sienna got to work chiming in every once in a while to the conversation when it felt right as she worked away, peeling them dicing, and so forth.
"So uh, how did you get hired by those Lolthites"
Cyr asks leaning on her hands, as watches Sienna drop potatoes into the soup.
"Saved a caravan of them from Bandits, they probably could've handled it themselves, but y'know, protect the innocent, the leader decided the extra muscle would be valuable even if I wasn't with their beloved spider, and paid me handsomely to get them to the cave and to guard them against anything that wanted in or out, Got preached at a few times, but overall not the worst thing I've done for money, though it was better before you came and carved me up a bit"
Sienna shrugged, Oz laughed a little, leaning back against the counter, staying out of Levi's way as he finished up prepping the soup.
"Fair enough, I'm glad you're here now, Oz could use the help"
"Hey, at least I can hit something half the time"
"Hey at least I can heal the whole party of all their aches and pains with a single spell, and can give us a delicious and extremely good breakfast at almost the drop of a hat"
"Hurtful"
Sienna chuckled to herself and moved to take a seat next to Oz patting him once on the back.
"Eh, When you get to my level your lay on hands is pretty good, not to sneeze at what Cyr can do, a good and proper Cleric is a rare commodity"
Levi moved around to sit with Cyr, waving Alba over to sit with the rest of them it took her a second, giving each of them a passing glance, before moving her chair to sit at the end, between Sienna and Cyr.
"So Alba..."
Cyr started, an almost cat-like grin spreading over her face.
"What uh... what were you reading, you were *very* engrossed by it when I went to check on you earlier"
Alba looked Shocked again, and quickly looked between Sienna and Cyr, Sienna chuckled to herself and leaned back in her seat rocking back onto the back legs of the sturdy wooden chair.
"I think I saw something about a ranger on the cover"
Levi and Oz seemed to put it together at the same time, the two of them suddenly more interested in the conversation, Alba on the other hand looked like she wanted to run, maybe set the floating keep on fire in the process.
"I have no idea what you are talking about"
Alba said looking intently down at her lap, fidgeting with the ends of her skirt to straighten it out,
"did... did you buy that... romance novel when we were in Clydesdale"
Oz spoke up leaning his Elbows on the table,
"From what I gather its less romance more... Intimacy"
Sienna postured looking over at the Satyr, with a wolfish grin of her own on her face, Levi stood to go stir the soup, effectively exiting the awkward conversation.
"I would never purchase such... vulgar material, and I would appreciate it if we didn't speak about such things before supper"
"Suppers still a bit out Darlin, fess up, you were reading that trashy, horribly vulgar, smut book"
Cyr pressed leaning closer to Alba in her seat.
Alba looked to Sienna and Oz for assistance, Sienna simply shaking her head, Oz seeming more interested in his drink overall.
"Fine ill go find it later, I *just* wanted to know if I could borrow it after you're done"
Cyr said with a chuckle shrugging her shoulders, reaching for her own drink, still grinning.
Sienna suddenly felt a pang in her chest, it hurt ever so slightly to see them all happy like this despite what they had to face, and what they have faced, she felt a bit guilty herself over the happiness battling back the feeling in her own chest, Smile barely faltering for a moment, she took a long sip of the drink on the table in front of her and waved away her guilt, allowing herself to enjoy the moments with them, to enjoy the calm before the inevitable storm they would face, and she hoped she would be there to get them through it.
I live in a universe where I don't have to introduce my OCs, I can just write about them and people will love them. But Uh... Here we are... I guess.
I've got stuff for Keiran and Finch, I also have some new Couples For myself I guess, Amos Kathrine and Elfinnia, (though I might not write for Elfie as much at first I'm still figuring her out... I see you looking, i will figure her out, that is a promise and a threat). I might... I might write some fanfic (Various fandoms) for reader inserts, I'm not afraid no sir, that'd be ridiculous...
Anyway Oc stuff under the cut I guess
Keiran and Finch, my beloveds.
Art For Keiran is done by my dear friend @koi-n-central-rp we dont have Finch art because we dont, he's handsome I promise...
Either way
Keiran is an Immortal elf man who likes to cause mischief for the people around him, he's had a very rough past and is still working through his issues. He doesn't know he's an Archfey, I dont quite remember how he finds out that he is one but for the most part he kind of just lives his life thinking he's cursed with something akin to true immortality and deals with that by committing crimes and sleeping with your local government official.
Finch darling, is the High Mage of Aetheridge, which doesn't mean a damn thing to anyone but my friends, and not even to the folks reading the comic yet, but either way, He is your local government official is what I'm getting at, he's the youngest member of the council and drowns himself in work, he's a wizard we all love a wizard, and he's just kind of a guy, just a human guy, his romance with Keiran caught everyone by surprise cause, 'That guy? falling in love with the devilish rogue that pisses off Lavinia, insane' yet here they are making out on your counter, sorry it's true, I was the toaster.
Kathrine Elizabeth Ward, Amos Adler, and Elfinnia Mildew
I love them so much your honor, I made Amos up on accident, and I've hit the point in my relationship with him where I'm hurting him mentally and physically for the plot, the average life cycle of a Hubris oc I know.
Better yet, yall will get the hang of it when we get around to it, cause there is a pattern and I will *never* fail to follow it because I'm not a coward.
Moving on
Kathrine Elizabeth Ward was a player character for a Cowboy dungeons and Dragons campaign, she is a Warlock, she had a pact Weapon (a hunting rifle) and her patron was a shadowy demon thing that first introduced itself as a mother for Kathrine, and they've been together for 12 years. Kathrine's, unique situation is that Mother came to her after the death of her actual real mother and offered to take the pain in exchange for teaching Kathrine how to take care of herself, Kathrine agreed not knowing that along with the pain Mother took everything else with it, and feeds off of her emotional energy, rendering Katherine, Literally emotionless. I love her Immensely your honor.
Elfinnia Mildew, was @koi-n-central-rp 's character for that same cowboy campaign, she is an elven ranger/fighter, and She is the oldest in the group obviously, her mother passed away long before the campaign started from, illness if I'm remembering correctly, and she was left to fend for herself, (with her trusty companion Sally Mae) Ms. Elfinnia is out of touch, and has trouble reading, but she's learning, and she's literally the sunshine of this romantic situation.
Amos Adler... need I say more your honor,
I will, dont look at me like that, Amos Adler, is an Orc Blooded Bounty hunter from a small nowhere town, he's our 'outlaw with a heart' and he's been doing this since the ripe old age of 16. Despite his Orc blood Amos looks rather human, one could mistake him for a half-elf, with the short point of his ears, He doesn't know his parents and doesn't care to, prefers to spend his time alone with his horse Pearl, that being until he's forced to work with Ms. Finny, and Ms. Kathrine, he takes to them more than hed ever imagined he would, Regardless he's our 'Bad Boy' romance option your honor.
I know I haven't introduced them but hey, I never turn down the opportunity to talk about my favorite boy(s).
CW: Brief mention of Blood, Mentions of a Stabbing, Cigarettes mentioned.
686~ Words
Looked over by some friends on Discord!
Might do a part 2 if provoked...
Unforgiving rain poured from the sky, making the roadways slick and reflective, perfect for a drunk, upset, unwitting archfey to get himself lost and hurt.
Finch huffed as he pulled his coat tighter against his body, he was soaked through and a chill was setting in 'If I don't find him soon ill have to head home and hope he's ok' his breath turning to a short-lived mist as he peered around a corner. 'Do I even have what I would need for a location spell?' Finch paused and rummaged through his pockets. Some lint, his spellbook, a pen, a pack of cigarettes, his phone, and the note Keiran had handed to him, not even a week ago during Lavinia's lecture.
"That'll do" he murmured heading for a thin stretch of covered walkway in front of a store, igniting some fire in his palm Finch pulled the note from his pocket. It was a crude drawing of Keiran himself blowing a raspberry at Lavinia, with a little doodle of Finch in the corner looking dreamily at the little Keiran, rubbing his thumb over the corner of the page with a small almost amused huff Finch lit the note and cast his spell.
A cold breeze whipped around him as he muttered the words the faint glow fading from his eyes as he stopped looking around waiting for his sign. It was dark, the pounding rain filled his ears and all he could see was the reflecting streetlamps and buildings. Finch was startled when a bright little wisp rushed up to him, nearly bumping into his face. He watched it a moment and it bobbed in the air before rushing off down the street. Shoving his hands in his pockets, Finch followed after it being careful not to slip. The rain once again beat down on his head as he did his best to keep pace with the wisp as it dashed around a corner several feet ahead of him. "Keiran!" Finch called turning another corner almost tripping over someone as the Wisp disappeared.
"Hey" his voice was so quiet that Finch almost missed it under the rain, with a sigh Finch looked down at the legs he had nearly tripped on but a moment before. "What happened to you?" Finch asked crouching down to look him over, he was holding his side, no doubt soaking wet, and he just quite frankly looked upset. "I got stabbed" he mumbled lifting the hand from his side. "You Got Stabbed?!" Finch almost yelled "why didn't you call someone" his knees hit the pavement with a small splash causing Keiran to flinch.
Finch took hold of his hand, the blood slowly washing away with the rain, using his free hand he went to pull out his phone, Keiran giving his hand a squeeze drew his attention back to the Idiot. "I already took care of it" he shrugged pulling Finch's hand to his chest "why are you laying in a dark alley, while it's pouring down rain?" Finch asked "got stabbed, fell over, wanted to lay down for a bit, its pretty simple really" Keiran chuckled "Cute that you came looking for me though, does my prince want a reward for saving me?" Finch scoffed "nows not really the time to get flirty, did you even bring a coat with you?" Keiran shook his head and sat up reaching to brush some loose hair off of Finches face.
"We should get you somewhere dry," he said with a sigh moving to stand so he could help Keiran up but was cut short when the elf pressed a kiss to his forehead "thanks" he started, pressing his forehead to Finch's "for finding me" he mumbled, avoiding eye contact, "Course" the mage mumbled standing before helping Keiran up "Can I stay with you again?" the question was soft, his voice gentle, scared at the notion Finch wouldn't want him. Finch squeezed Keirans arm gently "Yeah, I have some stuff you can change into too" he offered, pulling the shorter man close.
