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90's Emo Bisexual Forrest Witch 

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[guardiantempest]

[sergle]

THESE TAGS KILL ME they really do summarize the experience

[parkchanwoohoo]

all classification systems are ultimately arbitrary because no matter how objective we try to be, our attempts at categorizing the world are fundamentally rooted in the values we hold.

which brings me to my next point about horses being reptiles due to Vibes

[podencos]

[unpopularopinions111]

Is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

we need blood

[unpopularopinions111]

You’re not helping..

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

*bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!

[lookataleaf3000]

me: *posts publicly*

others: *perceive it*

me: wtf... *delete*

[seashellronan]

all those posts like “don’t give yourself bangs during quarantine” “don’t dye your hair” “don’t shave your head” are honestly bullshit this is the Perfect time you’re literally not allowed to leave the house for god knows how long do something crazy who gives a fuck

[valtsv]

me listening to any song that slaps:

[bifacts]

Wyd?

Also if you feel like, follow me on Twitter.

[dumb-vampire-aesthetic-deactiva]

Defining event so far. ...

[bifacts]

is this a threat

[spaghettisaucerer-deactivated20]

tiktoks when u turn the sound off be like

[badndngirl]

just write a shitty poem, what do you have to lose

[badndngirl]

To everyone reblogging this and saying something like “my dignity,” may I submit this very good and accurate tweet

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

I used to be a teenager and that’s the root of all my problems today. Never should have done that.

[pingnova]

you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

[martindykewood]

it is technically true that in order to be “back” on your bullshit, you must first be off your bullshit. however, i am “back” on my bullshit in much the same way that sisyphus is “back” on top of his hill right before his boulder rolls back down to the bottom.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i found it. the best reductress headline

[jollygreengiantveggies]

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

[yugirimistwalker]

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

[spcrash]