Free-thinking Amphibian

[hubert-the-toad]

So these were fun

[gfriend]

me coming to my senses: wow he was ugly

[theladyjojogrant]

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

[isnt]

The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror. 

[excuse-my-thoughts-deactivated2]

I don't get "disappointed" anymore, I just be like aw again? ok lol

[fizzgig]

*feels myself dissociating and staring off into space*

*shifts my eyes to try and snap out of it*

*starts staring off into space in the new direction*

[howdoiputthisgently]

WALKING OUT OF AN EXAM

FRESHMAN YEAR:

SENIOR YEAR:

[stephenstrvnge]

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.

[gaygothclown]

These are so night vale I can’t

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

you ever been so stressed that youre calm

[gordacrybaby-deactivated2017090]

this is my constant state

[mrllarchive]

my chill is fake

[pungent-petrichor]

“How are you so calm?!” “I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

[swordie-deactivated20140131]

i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation

[locallyloved]

Does anyone actually have their shit together cause I feel like we’re all just faking it

[difficult]

I hate this feeling of not knowing what to do in life.

(via only-thoughts-on-my-mind)

[so-pale-girl]

[africugh]

[audreyhepbuns]

[susieqbone-deactivated20160615]

Don’t let everyone get the privilege of getting to know you.

(via nyu-tah)

[sidestepup2thestreets]

why does every social interaction with someone new feel like taking a test i didn’t study for