Daddy Issues™

boyblogging about men old enough to be my father 18 he/him

[itsolie]

i can’t endlessly retweet the original since i uninstalled stupid bird app, so i’m posting it here to endlessly reblog instead

[confessionsofadiabetic]

You know what absolutely boggles my mind? That healthy people exist. Genuinely healthy people. No mental illness, no physical illness, no chronic illness. Just healthy. What a life that must be. 

[binglam]

Get down mr president

[relelvance]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[thequinnfluence]

[driver8takeabreak]

HalloWEEN, 2017, The Bomb Factory, Dallas TX

[fortnitehypemomentsandaura-deac]

im like rfk jr but the worm in my brain is alive and kicking and very brown mang

[dom-girl-brained]

whys everyone obsessed with my post about being normal about tboys?? is it better if i say i want to tear a tboys faggot cunt open with my girlcock and make him think im god by abusing his gspot and cervix all night?? How many tumblr likes does rhat one get me?

[hubris-flavored-elfbar]

Scooby-Doo Typo

[vintagegeekculture]

1947

[dat-soldier]

kid had a great week

[cultivating-wildflowers]

happy 77 years to the best week of this kid's life

[20thcenturystarlet]

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

[thepeelingrenoir]

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

[thepeelingrenoir]

My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography... I've just never seen anything like it.

[thundergrace]

There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

important to note he is also offering to eat more worms as a test of valor

[headspace-hotel]

THE TWEET IS REAL??!?!

[thisusernameisunique]

At that point its the worms talking

[the-cosmic-yeet]

girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,

[impossiblepackage]

Replace "reddit" with "reveddit" in any reddit url to reveal deleted or removed comments. If the comment/post was deleted too quickly after it was posted, it may not pull it up, but it works most of the time

[the-cosmic-yeet]

girl after reading a post on tumblr dot com with a reblog by user impossiblepackage, moving her cursor over to the url of the aforementioned reddit post, using her mouse to highlight the word “reddit”, typing out the word “reveddit” in its place, hitting enter, waiting with bated breath as reveddit loads, finally content as the deleted comment is displayed in front of her eyes containing the information she sought for so long.

[luidilovins]

1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!

1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.

[valtsv]

Nail 'n screws are great because you can hold 'em in your mouth and rp as your father without the risk of lung cancer from cigarettes

nails and screws are great because you can hit them with a hammer as hard as you like and they can't feel pain

[valtsv]

you can imagine they're your father too if you want

[lelelego]

[l3irdl3rain]

lovers on the swing together

[hubris-flavored-elfbar]

So Spring Awakening- I Believe core

[caats]

[flamesfrenzied]

I went digging to find the source for this precious animal, and tracked it down to tttttmaggie on little red book/xiaohongshu. What a cat of all time!