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[oiimoi]

Shane Hollander, Bathroom Scene, Cross-Stitch

Hi guys I’d like you all to meet myshane. He was forged from ~20,000 stabbings.

[oiimoi]

my(baby)butchilya liked to sneak drinks into clubs by stuffing a bottle of vodka down her pants and calling it her cock, and it would only take a few shots before she would start asking if people wanted to taste her cum. if someone wanted a drink she would make them go into the bathroom with her and get on their knees while she poured vodka into their mouth with the bottle still half in her pants.

basically this pic:

[oiimoi]

on at least one occasion the bottle was finished like that, and ilya pushed the empty bottle in just a bit further, and when they seemed into it she pushed it in further until they chocked a little, and then they fucked in the bathroom stall. somehow shane finds out about at least part of this, and mybutchshane gets soooo dizzy horny about the idea of teenage ilya with her vodka-packer, and the idea of getting shoved into a bathroom stall with her, and ……

anyway so one night they go clubbing together and even though they’re rich child free dykes ilya sneaks a bottle of vodka into the club. they get on the dance floor and they grind up against each other, and ilya keeps calling the bottle her cock and rubbing it against shane’s ass, with her mouth on shane’s ear asking if she wants to taste her cum. then they end up in a stall, and shane is on her knees on that dirty bathroom floor, and ilya’s unzipping her pants and pulling out the bottle and spinning off the cap. she tips it forward so the vodka starts drizzling into shane’s mouth, but she says “don’t swallow”, so shane tries her hardest and lets the vodka pool up in her mouth, and eventually it starts spilling out the corners and dripping down her face and onto her clothes. ilya pours it until the bottle’s empty, then tells shane to swallow, and once she does ilya starts fucking her mouth with the glass bottle until she’s drooling and moaning around it, while ilya asks, “did you like the taste of my cum? does my cock feel good?” and shoves her boot forward so shane can hump it until she comes on ilya’s boot with her mouth full of the glass bottle.

[oiimoi]

my(baby)butchilya liked to sneak drinks into clubs by stuffing a bottle of vodka down her pants and calling it her cock, and it would only take a few shots before she would start asking if people wanted to taste her cum. if someone wanted a drink she would make them go into the bathroom with her and get on their knees while she poured vodka into their mouth with the bottle still half in her pants.

basically this pic:

[savedgame]

A tortious is sponsoring posts

[hollanderthoughts]

“Shane are you gay” this “Shane are you gay” that like idk man it depends

[hollanderthoughts]

If my schedule lines up with his that week, obviously

[probablily]

last rb, not my usual prey blog but itll do

[hollanderthoughts]

Something about gay sex in Vegas leaves you feeling like a neurotic prey animal

[thearmandthinker]

sometimes I just wanna be a big dog tied to a leash at a groomers getting hoses down

[naturalpr3y]

Dogshane :)

[wilmvandrr]

slurp

[eddiesstabwound]

the inherent romanticism of prev and having conversations in tags

[olympain]

I know.

[penandinkprincess]

delighted by the idea of ilya "trapping" shane into having late mornings in bed now and then

because normally shane has A Schedule that has him up and out of bed at the optimum time to complete everything he needs to get done-

-but ilya is trapping him (literally just has an arm over his chest and a leg over his thighs), so he CAN'T get up (ilya literally just said "you are trapped" and shane gave up immediately) and has no choice (he could get up with like. NO effort.) but to be TORTURED (ilya is nuzzing at his neck and shane is practically purring) by having to be kept PRISONER (they're going to have soft, half-effort morning sex and then have another lil nap)

[themoonandmyman]

every time Shane bends over there’s a Non Zero percent chance Ilya will creep up behind him, grab his hips and start fake thrusting and groaning. which should be funny except he’s too good at the noises and Oh Shane is hard now. great. Looks like he’s loading the laundry After they fuck on the counter

[oldmanpusspuss]

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

[oldmanpusspuss]

is the person you reblogged this from a euthanizable mutual

yes

not yet

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

[steveyockey]

shane hollander’s nonsuicidality is awesome not because he has any particular reservoir of like “life is worth living” joie de vivre he just doesn’t see it as an option. he would survive a 127 hours type scenario and get asked how he didn’t just give up and be like Well I Had To Succeed. I Saw It As A Task I Was Given

[knucklecurve]

i know she pegs him