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[ilyassideburns]

to be honest idk enough about Homer's The Odyssey to have an opinion about (2026) as an adaptation but I do know that it was just a bad script. It was like no one had ever had a conversation before. And like I am ALL for modern language and not making everyone sound fake Old Timey but that guy running through Crice's house yelling "Okay! OKay!" was jarring and so was "Zeus's Law" like literally just "law of Zeus" would have sounded less absurd.

But also Elliot as Sinon was fucking awesome. Robert Pattinson is so incredible. I would probably go see it again just for the Underworld scene if I could text through the first hour again (dont worry I am always backrow and no one else was in my row or the row ahead of me)

[hashtagloveloses]

hearing that the trojan horse appears in nolan's odyssey as a representation of his part in the fall of bronze age civilization, and his greatest source of guilt that partially causes how hard it is for him to get home, and then seeing the movie studio make the horse into a popcorn bucket is like if they made a Little Boy popcorn bucket for fucking oppenheimer

[russianblush]

mr. uh.....landlord

[shaneposting]

FRESH DISCOURSE. GET YER FRESH DISCOURSE HERE

which hill are you dying on today monarch

the tuna melt scene glorifies the problematic and exploitative fishing industry

making actors film kissing scenes puts them at risk of contagious diseases

hayden pike literally ate my lunch

the show promotes bad oral hygiene bc we never see anyone brushing their teeth

shane never apologises for exacerbating the housing crisis

shane and ilya take a lot of flights and probably don't carbon offset them

jacob tierney's decision to cut the jackie le fay storyline is misogynistic

david and shane's relationship is unrealistic bc good dads aren't real irl

the scene where shane makes excess burgers makes light of the food waste crisis

the show demonises bald people by having ilya's dad be a dick

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

[littlegirlinvisible]

# (ALMOST) EVERY TIME SHANE MADE ILYA ROZANOV SMILE

CONNOR STORRIE & HUDSON WILLIAMS  as ILYA ROZANOV & SHANE HOLLANDER HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[biterminator]

Hudson Williams always having to deal with a slavic demon on canadian television

[knucklecurve]

hudson has to get naked and/or kiss a man onscreen every ~6 months or he dies. it’s like how sharks have to keep swimming.

[mistyisnotokay]

Unrivaled Ilya, also small hc but I'd like to think Ilya comes out with an underwear brand after retirement or something and says it's because he doesn't want another mans name on Shane 😋

[arianwyn-art]

hotd x hollanov but i literally just used jacegan as the reference

[duckduckhonk]

[everythinghollanov]

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[gaysie]

shane in episode two is soooo. he keeps trying to bring up russia and ilya’s family and ilya is going I Only Want Sympathy In The Form of You Crawling Into Bed With Me

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[userilyarozanov]

HUDSON WILLIAMS as HENRY PARK in YAGA (2026)

[ilyassideburns]

Henry Park where did you get the cardigan that youre jerking off in

[ilyassideburns]

just saw someone say they don't like shane's character very much. like okay yeah i am an #ilyagirl but how can you say you don't like shane. i think that is enough internet for today. it is time to imagine shane and ilya as knights as i slowly die in 30°C at medieval fest.

[toushindai]

they don't tell you this but when an event is advertised as "for all ages" they mean kids. they mean kids. if you, a grown-up, show up expecting to do the arts'n'crafts, you're the weirdo. even though they said "all ages."