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aceofsquiddles

This suddenly got a bunch more notes. You must all be enjoying The Lion King.

nyctosaurid

dust bathing on main

nyctosaurid

nesanica007

i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at this

ihatecispeople

actually it’s perfect proportions and god made a great job

tsarnicholasxii

he Feet too big for he gotdamn Him

mothisdustinthewind

BABY!

pussylightlytoasted

I’m really enjoying the fact that there is an article and people are trying to figure out how it happened in the first place lol

exeggcute

for reference, the nearest in n out to queens is in fort worth, texas. honestly if I found a perfectly-wrapped double double lying in the street more than a thousand miles from the nearest in n out location, I'd eat it. that's a sign from a higher power. sucks without fries though

galentines

also can we PLEASE discuss this chihuahua/italian greyhound my mom and i found tonight

i could NOT stop laughing at this photo, this is the most awkward dog in the world and i want to put little sneakers on him

cryoverkiltmilk

I love him

friarlucas

one thing i hate about media is how there’s no sort of representation for how badly friendship break ups fuck you up. like there are a million and one films about romantic break ups but i have yet to see a film or television show that accurately depicts how difficult friendships falling apart can be and how that stuff can really leave you with wounds and behaviors that take ages to heal

rebornmaggot-deactivated2019102

if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

dankmemeuniversity

meangirlnurse

i love dogs who are obsessed with licking people

meangirlnurse

“this human is pleasing to me. i have to put my tongue on it”

advanced-procrastination

Dogs treat us like we treat cool rocks

meangirlnurse

your relationship to rocks is apparently very different than mine

consultingfujoshi

the worst part about good omens getting popular is that it has now convinced thousands of people that those stupid sunglasses that crowley wears are actually cool

consultingfujoshi

this picture is worth one thousand words

texidorstwinge

those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat themselves

sneakyfeets

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

sneakyfeets

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

sloppystyle

forbiddencronch

! a little thief

turbofetus

Sometimes i remember that time a girl left herself logged into pinterest on a class laptop and i made a whole board of satanic imagery and when she found it she almost cried

turbofetus

And also the time i replaced all the thumbnails on one laptop with pictures of shaq's face and also made it so all internet browsers used on it would open 6 tabs that were just different .png's of shaq and then like 2 weeks later i saw it set aside with a note that said "shaq virus?"