Assigned Gladstone Kin

huey |23| fucking lesbian | ducks | witch | goth | twit: @absolutehuenit

[blackpyrefly]

fondly watching my harem of fully armoured knights loudly clank around and boast of their valour to one another and feast heartily at the dinner party i've prepared for them

[transxfiles]

cant talk rn obsessed over the design concept of this 2017 production of pinocchio as a stage play where pinocchio is the only character played by a human actor and the rest of the cast are portrayed as puppets ,,,

[transxfiles]

like. how insanely poetic is this . you are a boy and you are made of wood but you know so entirely that you are more than wood, you are as human as anyone made of flesh and bone and it's not your fault that you came into the world with sap running through your veins instead of blood. and your entire life you are searching the world for what it means to be human but the dramatic irony of it all is that none of them know how to be human either. you keep reaching out for humanity and they seem so big and powerful but they are just puppets of a greater design too performing for an audience you cannot see. and whether you know it or not you are more human than any of them even if they are convinced you are just wood and paint and magic. im on the floor .im losing my mind over here. gimme a second guys hold on. wait a minute guys wait a goddamn minute like. wahta a good fucking design concept. head in hands !

[modmad]

okay but what company is this. what is the name of this. is there a video of this you can't just leave us hanging without credit

[modmad]

THANK YOU BASED ANON

[pangur-and-grim]

pangur causes so many issues. she expects me to gently scoop her up and carry her to bed at night, where she'll sleep tucked into my arms like a teddybear, but last night I was dying of flu and crawled into bed early, alone. AND SO she spent 2.5 hours roaming my parents house screaming at the top of her lungs. she knew exactly where I was the entire time. she kept popping her tiny head through the doorway to peer at me with her huge black eyes & see if I'd heard her & was paying attention. and when I continued to die from the flu and not do anything, she'd leave and resume screaming like a banshee. what I was supposed to do was get out of bed, find her, pick her up, kiss her on her tiny inbred forehead, and say "ohhhhh poor sweetheart, ohhhhhh," and because I failed in this duty, everybody in the house had to listen the loudest, highest pitched screams a cat can produce for multiple hours into the early morning.

[pangur-and-grim]

imagine. finally, the screaming stops. you feel blessed relief. then you look up and see this in the doorway

she looks at you. you look at her. then she turns, and walks away.

the screaming resumes.

[pangur-and-grim]

it's how she looks!!

[peteneems]

[pure-plum]

Smoosh the face!! A gift for @zus-a-fungi for all the cute drawings and the sweetheart that is Pufferfish Sun, I love that little guy. I tried to keep him in your style, I hope you like it! <3

[hueylesbian]

AHDHDHS

I DIDNT KNOW U HAD A TUMBLR AAGGKK

[sabertoothwalrus]

this idea came to me in the shower and I actually doubled over because I was laughing so hard

[toskarin]

tumblr migration isn't necessarily bad. imagine all the new people mistaking parody accounts for official company accounts again

[blog-493629846]

:(

[ilovedirt]

[ilovedirt]

[whitetyger123]

[colanom-deactivated20220521]

Ducks part 2

[cuddleslover1738]

woo-oo!!

[disneytoonland]

[relatablepicsofdonaldduck]

[you-big-palooka]

Romantic Donsy

[dirtyriver]

Topolino 1527, March 3, 1985, original cover art by Marco Rota

[weirdkev27]

Scrooge: You can’t kill me, I have a family!

Magica: Like I care!

Scrooge: Oh, that wasn’t a plea, it was a threat

Magica: Wh-

The Duck family:* kicks down the door*

[hueylesbian]

Uhhh,,kinda nervous to post this here but I'm looking for a scrooge rper to do a kinda long termish rp with me involving my oc. Shes scrooge's adopted daughter. Her story is mostly based on the timeline of ducktsles 2017,,I have a document with her backstop I can send before the rp if anyone is interested. The rp would be about her story (like starting at when scrooge meets her and such)

Here are a few commission pieces and edits of her from some friends

Please dm me if interested

[hueylesbian]

Au

Okie okie hehe okie so it all starts when donald and della first move in with scrooge and they start adventuring with him They take a trip t

I'll go ahead and link her backstory doc here

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ze_J6vHRkso-ssrBVHTxPOxG0e7-lR1_n-A4MOcoiBM/edit?usp=drivesdk