Books and internet.

19 year old local resident asian on the pavements, keeping away from the streets follow me on insta: sachi_mochi

[awwww-cute]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

every young republican looks like this and talks about how hot their step mom is

[jumex]

‪anybody else want to sit in a big bowl of rice like a wet iPhone ‬

[sailorbrazil]

[wzzd7]

[nullifiedneet]

my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him

[ubercream]

[wistfulmoonchild]

Peter: its never going to happen

Also Peter:

[5hrskypecalls]

If Hayley Kiyoko crashing her car because she was too distracted by a hot girl lying on top of her isn’t a lesbian mood 20gayteen I don’t know what is

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[bpdvoid]

i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

[kitty]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

my future husband: stop crying you foolish little man just tell me what’s wrong:

me: I,, ,,,, hnnn,,, hhwhghhhh,

husband: *grabs my waist* TELL ME! *tearing up, pleadingly* PLEASE! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

me: *shakily hands him this faded photograph* yyyy’’’mnnf hhfhg,g,,

[powerarmor]

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]

[cryptidz]

i made my dad dress up as a ghost for my art project

[dont delete my caption]

[rupertgayes]

why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold

[wombshaker]

Friendly reminder: Someone holding you accountable is not the same as someone “attacking” you

[creamynut]

*inserts hard pill to swallow meme*

[garbage-empress]

good takes on tumblr are the best because everyone’s URL on this site is terrible.

thank you for the life lessons, booty scientist and creamy nut

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.