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@huffledpuff
every young republican looks like this and talks about how hot their step mom is
anybody else want to sit in a big bowl of rice like a wet iPhone
my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him
Peter: its never going to happen
Also Peter:
If Hayley Kiyoko crashing her car because she was too distracted by a hot girl lying on top of her isn’t a lesbian mood 20gayteen I don’t know what is
Date someone who will date you
Need me a freak like that
i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord
my future husband: stop crying you foolish little man just tell me what’s wrong:
me: I,, ,,,, hnnn,,, hhwhghhhh,
husband: *grabs my waist* TELL ME! *tearing up, pleadingly* PLEASE! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
me: *shakily hands him this faded photograph* yyyy’’’mnnf hhfhg,g,,
me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love
me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live
You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”
“Surrounded by friends”
Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:
why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold
Friendly reminder: Someone holding you accountable is not the same as someone “attacking” you
*inserts hard pill to swallow meme*
good takes on tumblr are the best because everyone’s URL on this site is terrible.
thank you for the life lessons, booty scientist and creamy nut
me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming
my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.