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A Guide to Plagiarism <3
Hello hello chappies. Plagiarism of Tumblr work has recently become a lot more out in the open after countless Wattpad books have directly copied and pasted works over but as well as that; Tumblr writers taking ‘heavy inspiration’ from fellow writers.
Several writers and I have come together to create some general guidelines to outline what’s plagiarism, what is okay to use without credit and when you do and don’t need to give credit. Thank you in particular to @teawiththeweasleys for making my angry rants coherent ❤️
1. The Use of Tropes/Concepts/AUs
❗️THESE DO NOT HAVE TO BE GIVEN CREDIT FOR ❗️
No trope or au or concept is ever really going to be original. There are millions of examples of the same tropes, concepts and alternate universes used in every fandom. I’ve written a couple of ceo/mob au’s and I will never ask anyone to give credit for those nor will I ever have to give credit for the CONCEPT.
No one has copyright or ownership over tropes, concepts or alternate universes and it is unfair to expect others to credit over these. They are free to use for everyone and merely provide a prompt or a very small outline to create a piece of unique writing around.
❗️THE CONCEPT IS VERY DIFFERENT FROM THE PLOT ❗️
A concept is a prompt (as stated above, such as a trope, an au or a concept), some examples of this are as follows:
Any type of alternate universe (ex. Coffee shop, college, everyone is friends etc).
Any type of trope (ex. Only one bed, enemies to lovers, fake dating etc)
Any type of concept (ex. Perspective of another character, a story told through different means (ex. Letters, memories etc.))
A plot is personal to the writer and should NOT be copied. This involves things such as the intricacies of a story, some examples of this are as follows:
Key dialog points that are important to the plotline and story.
Key events and specific interactions that happen within the story.
The way the story begins and ends.
Incentives and motivations for characters and events to interact/take place.
Things that specifically happen to the characters.
Events that are involved in the story.
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CONCEPT AND PLOT LINE.
2. Inspiration
This depends on how heavily inspired you are by something. Below are some examples on when you need to give credit and what you don’t need to give credit for.
Examples of inspiration that do NOT need to be credited:
Use of a trope
Use of a concept
Use of an alternate universe
Use of a character
A story set during a specific part of the book/movie timeline
Examples of inspiration that DO need to be credited:
A specific dialog prompt that someone else created and released to be used by other writers
When you have written something loosely based off a blurb/imagine/drabble that someone else wrote
When you have written something that is inspired by someone else’s idea (but is not written the same way)
3. PLAGIARISM
The one we’ve all been waiting for.
This is when someone has literally COPIED someone else’s work. Which was the case yesterday.
Examples of plagiarism:
A fully copied piece of work.
Full scenes, sentences, multiple dialog pieces etc have been copied.
The scenes and dialog are not the same but have such a heavy parallel between them that it’s clear it was taken from the original piece of writing.
A copied piece of work that has a changed POV (for example, rewritten in first person).
A piece of work that has been copied either word for word but the characters have been changed (use of different characters in the fandom/use of an original character etc).
A piece of work with a copied plot line (same as above) but the characters have been changed
If you really are unsure about the similarities of your writing next to an existing piece written by someone else, ask a couple of your mutuals to read the original work and compare it to your own.
Most writers will try to sort this out behind the scenes however when someone is unresponsive, unwilling to take responsibility or politely discuss the issue with the original creator, that’s when people will make the issue publicly known.
Tagging some moots below, no pressure to reblog but I thought this might be useful in light of recent events ❤️ any questions, let me know x
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Ask for a sirius request and you shall receive. I've been thinking about this idea for a while (and your writing is perfect for it ily) but how about a ravenclaw reader who is friends with james or remus and they introduce them? The one in my head was remus going to her dorm for a sleepover and bringing sirius and just being like "isn't she neat :)" and sirius immediately falling in love 🥺 no pressure if you dont vibe with it 🥰 ily bunches
i went to ravenclaw tower and all i got was this lousy stained shirt
pairing: sirius/reader
word count: 3.9k
summary: james and remus play matchmaker for you and sirius
content: ravenclaw!reader, fluff, it gets awkward (some of this was hard to write... 😭😭), dialogue heavy, you and sirius are very back-and-forth-y and witty (you’ll see what i mean), i know the title is long but i thought it was funny and i can do what i want
this was such a fun request!! i hope you don’t mind i took some liberties because i just immediately imagined remus and james secretly trying to match the two of you up for a while!! also i turned the sleepover into a party at ravenclaw tower!! (also also i came up with some cute ravenclaw girl ocs just for this, they were supposed to be minor but ended up having their own sideplots because i get carried away with everything. but they were fun to write! i gave them backstories and everything so if anyone wants to know more about them just ask :)
omg this is adorable
can i get a ship im a shy hufflepuff who overthinks everything still sleeps with a baby blanket hahaha i only read when it’s fanfics my favorite color is yellow which is ironic bc four months ago i hated the color just shows how i indecisive i am lmao
i ship you with ron hardcore. ronald fucking weasley.
okay so like stay with me on this.
YOU ARE A SHY HUFFLEPUFF AND A PRIDEFUL GRYFFINDOR?!?! like it just works. i don’t make the rules
okay okay okay ron hates reading too, but he thinks it’s cute when you get obsessed with something and start to read fan fictions. who doesn’t like trying to alter the way events happened?!
okay so you and ron had some classes together and you never really payed any attention to him. because honestly ron is easy to overlook.
one day though he is moved away from harry for messing around too much in class, and he gets sat beside you
he thought it was cute how your face would turn red when he would talk to you. it wasn’t because you were into him it was because you were so shy that someone giving you attention like that was uncommon.
talking to you backen ron’s favorite thing
he would go out of his way to see that blush creep onto the apples of your cheeks.
soon he would start to compliment you, “you are so bloody brilliant” he would say when you guys were partnered for an assignment, “yellow really is your color”
ron also notices your love hate relationship with yellow, he thinks it’s ironic because of the fact one of your house colors are yellow.
ron asks you out randomly during class, you said yes this time your face achieving a new shade of red.
you guys went to the three broomsticks to just sit and talk. when it came time to ordering you were so indecisive and that’s when ron realized how beautiful you were.
your face scrunched up trying to decide what you want?
perfect
when dating ron he would do everything he could for you. which to him was anything and everything. nothing was too out of ron’s reach.
MOLLY WEASLEY LOVES YOU! SHE DEADASS FIXES YOUR CUTE BLANKET IF NEEDED OR SHE MAKES YOU A BIGGER ONE. omfg i’m dying with this.
ginny adores you bc you’re literally like a sister. his siblings like to talk and talk and talk to you because you’re new and they like ragging on ron.
🐻 with me
ron
gets
territorial
you are his, and that’s final. v protective he is.
he is always complimenting you and hyping you up because he loves the blush on your face.
that’s his thing.
i stan this so fucking hard.
hi bb, i hope you liked this!!!!!
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OH MY GOD 😭😭❤️
You’ll soon find out some families are better than others, Potter.
𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑅𝑒𝓂𝓊𝓈
↳Three words,
Y/n’s thoughts about Remus Lupin, written in first person.
𝒯𝒽𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈
𝑅𝑒𝓂𝓊𝓈 𝐿𝓊𝓅𝒾𝓃
They say statically, that a women would know if she was in love by the 134th day of a relationship which is oddly specific, but it didn’t take nearly as long for me to know I was in love with you.
I knew from the moment you kissed me that I was in love.
Do you remember the romance novel we read? More importantly do you remember the scene we made fun of? It was the first kiss scene. The author described it as sparks flying across the sky.
We laughed our arses off at this all day.
“Sparks flying? Really? That’s the best description she could have came up with!”
When you kissed me it finally made sense. With metaphorical electricity pumping through my veins at the contact, sparks are the only description.
When you kissed me your lips heated me, it filled my soul to the brim with all of cliché giddy feelings.
Everything made sense. The world had meaning when you kiss me.
As I lay here my hair sprayed out onto your lap, while your softly curling the strands around your finger, I think of these thoughts.
Did you feel the warmth too?
I could easily voice this question out loud to you. You’re right next to me, giving me sweet smiles every time you glance down at me from your novel.
You’re probably think I’m bloody mental staring at you, but I can’t help it.
“You’re very handsome, Remus.” I tell you softly. You a chuckle escape your gorgeous red lips.
“Thank you, darling.” You tell me.
I don’t reply to you. I don’t know what I would say. My heart beat simply rises at the sound of your loving voice. I never told you I loved you and neither have you.
Do you know I love you, Remus?
Do you know I absolutely adore you?
Your hazel orbs catch the gaze of mine. My mouth gapes upon, just slightly. The three words seeping it’s way to my tongue.
When you raise your eyebrow at me in question. I shrug, swallowing the three words down my throat.
I’m 95% sure that you love me back, but I can’t bring myself to be that vulnerable with you.
Not yet.
Hey hun! 💕 I must say i thought your james imagine was wonderful and lovely! I would enjoy a part 2 and also wanted to let you know there’s nothing to be ashamed about your writing. I couldn’t even tell if there was any grammer and I think you got the characters down and correctly! I do hope you stay on here!
Ahhhh thank you so much. I was not expecting that reaction at all that gave me so much motivation to keep going 🥺
thank you thank you thank you ❤️ And don’t worry, I’m not planning on leaving tumblr anytime :) I’m just dramatic sometimes :)
𝒜 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝓁𝒾𝓁 𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉
I do school from home, but there’s still some people going in person. The zoom would be a live view of the people in class learning
I mostly do zoom because I don’t want to deal with people. I take creative writing tho because I need .5 credits more to graduate. I love writing, but I don’t want to write for people to be graded on to be critizied for. I only had the option of creative writing and photography but only if i owned the camera...
Creative writing stresses me out. I don’t know what we are doing in that class. I can never hear what she says. I hear her say, “Y/n and Destiny we are doing...” but she speaks to fast and i can’t comphrehend the words or it’s a mumble.
She pointed the camera at the ceiling today on top of the poor audio, so I ditched the class and left. Ik if i have questions, I should just ask. There is no chat in the zoom to write in a reply. Last time i unmuted and spoke out I got laughed at by the class. I feel so ashamed immediately after speaking in public and i just hate it. I hate sharing my thoughts out loud.
The class stresses me out. I showed my mother figure the class and she said that’s ridiculous just leave.
This is what it looked like. She told me to record too.
and so i left and texted my other mother figure what happened and she’s upset, so she wants to call the school. I just want to be out of this class. It’s stressful. I don’t want any drama with the teacher or anything.
20 mins later the teacher emails me
I didn’t reply or anything. I’m not joining back. I’m probably being childish or ridiculous and she probably hates me now. I tried taking creative writing sophomore year and i dropped out of that class, too becuase i was scared of sharing anything i wrote with the whole entire class.
I already feel ashamed that I made this into a whole ordeal lmao I’m just stressed. I hate this class. I tried asking the other kid in zoom what’s happening over a dm but he has me blocked since middle school for having a crush on him 😐 he looked like a target movie version of harry potter with no glasses and blue eyes.
𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝐻𝑜𝑔𝓌𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈
A collection of different masterlists for different characters.
𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒥𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒫𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇
Amortentia,
Y/n and James get partnered up to work on an amortentia potion. James expects to smell Lily not Y/n, and Y/n expects to smell anybody other than potter
𝒜𝓂𝑜𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝒶
𝒥𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒫𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇
“Did you burn something in here, Professor. Something smells... burnt?” You struggle to find a word to describe the smell.
The classroom had a mixture of smells, all that didn’t match each other. The strongest smell, according to Y/n was the smell of burnt firewood.
“Burnt? What the bloody hell are you talking about? That’s vanilla.” Argues James Potter from across the room.
You turn around your seat sending a harsh glare his way, “Vanilla! Are you serious? Vanilla isn’t even close. I would understand if you said-“
“I smell popcorn.” Another voice pipes in.
“What? It’s honey.”
Arguements erupted around the classroom debating against each other over what the smell was.
Professor Slughorn shakes his head at the conversations, and raises a glass vial, silencing everyone.
“It is all those smells, perhaps.” He smiles kindly, “Can anyone tell me what is in this vial?”
You slowly raise your hand. Slughorn nods towards you.
“Is it amortentia?”
“Yes! Can anyone tell me what amortentia is?”
Lily Evans raises her hand, eagerly.
“It’s the most powerful love potion in the world. Incrediably dangerous too. It’s suppose to smell different to each person’s attractions. For example I smell...” She lists her different smells slowly as if she was questioning herself, “new parchament paper, wood, and I’m not quite sure...”
Her eyes widen at the end of her speech, but quickly she replaces her shocked face with a face on confidence.
Slughorn smiles brightly as a response to her answer. He turns to the rest of the class with the same kind smile, “Today I will be assigning you partners with them you will make this potion.”
He receives several groans as a response. He easily ignores the complaints of the class, and assigns the students their partners. He quickly assigns you with James Potter.
Running your hand through your wild locks, you sigh. It’s not that you had any hatred towards Potter. It’s just he tends to heavily annoy you, and he’s always goofing off! How are you suppose to get a good grade when he’s too busy cracking jokes to help you.
“Please help me this time, Potter. No games like last time.” You lecture the boy, quickly. Before you even sat down you spoke these warnings. His eyes glance up to your standing stature and rolls them.
“I mean it. Last time-“
He abruptly cuts you off, “I know. I ruined the potion. I’ll go get the ingredients.”
You smile at his retreating figure, and begin opening up your text book. You turn the pages slowly until you land on the recipe.
James returns back and places each ingredient on the table. You mutter a small thanks to him.
Long chaotic minutes passed, before your potion was almost done. You only caught James staring at Lily a few times, which was surprising since just last week during a potion assignment, you would have to slap his arm at least 17 times before he would pay attention.
“I don’t think we did this right.” James says.
He leans into the cauldron slowly and smells it, shaking his head when the aromas fill his nose. Vanilla, fresh parchament, and mint.
Those smells were almost the complete opposite of Lily Evans, the girl he had a massive crush on.
“That can’t be right.” he whispers. You ignore his thoughts, and lean into the cauldron next to him.
“Definitely can’t be right.” Y/n says nodding, the aromas hitting her.
Firewood, freshly mown grass, and citrus.
She only knew one person who wore citrus scented cologne and that one person was deeply in love with her best friend. She has no feelings for James.
She doesn’t.
Right?
She catches herself staring at James in thought, and quickly shakes her head at him when he raises an eyebrow in question. She watches him shrug his head, his spectacles slowly sliding down his face.
Her heads tilts to the side like a lost puppy, when she continues watching his movements. He reaches his hand up to push back his glasses. Unknowingly, James has the same thoughts.
Could Lily not be the girl he was destined to marry. Was she not his soulmate? Was Y/n his soulmate. Has all his years pining over Lily been for nothing.
The pair of teenagers break out from their thoughts when Professor Slughorn approaches them.
“Very good you two. The potion could use a sprig more of peppermint, but it works all the same.”
“So, it works. The smell of this potion is what we are attracted to?” James asks. Slughorn gives a simple nod of his head as answer.
“Do you smell Lily?” Y/n asks shyly.
James eyebrows furrows. She spoke so quietly, it was hard for him to process what she had said. For a moment they stare at each other in silence before James sighs.
“No. I don’t know.”
Y/n nods, “I didn’t expect to smell who I smelled either.”
“Do you believe in soulmates?” James asks. His hazel orbs piercing into yours. You hesitate to answer, so he continues, “Do you think who we smelled in this potion is are soulmate?”
“This potion is suppose to smell like our hearts desires, so maybe. I would hope that true love exists, but of course I don’t know the absolute answer to that.”
James nods pleased with your answer. He opens his mouth to speak, but the sound of Slughorn’s raised voice cuts him off.
“Well, I think that’s all we have time to do for today. I will see you guys next class. For homework I would like a well written 6 pages or parchament explaining the dangers of Amortatoria.”
You leave the classroom after his speech. With every step you take out of the classroom, another thought appears in your head. These thought are random, but they all are conjoined with one common topic:
James Potter.
How could he have not smelled Lily Evans?
Was it you he smelled?
Was it him you smelled?
There was no way this could be accurate.
You were friends. Not soulmates.
Unbeknownst to you James was having the same thoughts about you.
𝒩𝑜𝓉𝑒
𝒮𝑜 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓃𝑜 𝒾𝒹𝑒𝒶 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝒾𝓇𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒥𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒫𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇. 𝐼𝓉'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒻𝓁𝓊𝒻𝒻𝓎, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒶 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝟤 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒻𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈?
𝒾'𝓂 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒻𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓈, 𝓈𝑜 𝒾𝒹𝓀 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓂𝒶 𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒻𝓊𝓃. 𝐻𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑒𝓃𝒿𝑜𝓎𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉.
ahh omg i loved your sirius black daughter post!!! can i request some remus lupin and sirius black with a daughter reader? i was thinking maybe they find out that the reader is dating george weasley? thank u love <3
Pranksters Paradise || s.b. & r.l.
Summary: Request above; Reader gets into a relationship without either of her father’s knowledge.
Pairing: Remus Lupin & Sirius Black x Daughter Fem!Reader and George Weasley x Fem!Reader
Warning/s: fluff, idk two present dads instead of none. (LMAO DAD JOKE I HATE MYSELF) for those of you who don’t know, I call myself father marty because my dad was absent.
Word Count: 758
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“Y/n honey, the owl is here for you again!” Your father Remus hollers up the stairs for you as he examines the fourth letter that had arrived for you that day.
“Coming!” You say with a huge smile on your face, you know it is another letter from your boyfriend George. You guys started dating at the end of your fourth year, and now you are going to start your sixth year along with George and his twin brother Fred. You guys started off as friends but over time it became more, the rest is history — or so you thought.
When you get down the stairs you see your other father, Sirius, standing with his arms crossed glaring at you. “Who’s scratchy handwriting is this? Who is he? Why has he sent so many letters?”
One thing you haven’t accomplished while in your year-long relationship with Georgie was telling your dads that you have a boyfriend. See usually this would be fine, well it would be with your dad Remus, but with Sirius… Poor George. Sirius was very, protective….
“Umm well, it is George?” You say as more of a question, “George Weasley.” This time you say clearly not breaking eye contact with Sirius. When he wants you to tell him something he will stare at you with what you call the “dad stare” and it makes you talk.
The intense eye contact is broken by him turning his head to your other dad,“Weasley, where have I heard that?” Sirius turns to Remus, “Well hon that is Molly, remember her? The Prewett’s sister Molly married Arthur Weasley.”
Suddenly something clicked in his head, “YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU ARE CONVERSING WITH THE BLOODLINE OF GREAT PRANKSTERS! THE ONES WHO GAVE US A RUN FOR OUR MONEY?!” Your father Sirius’ voices booms through the house. You stare at him with eyes wide, unsure if he is mad or excited. The expression he is wearing is beyond confusing.
“Um yeah? He and Fred are pretty known for pulling some good pranks.” You say as you shift from foot to foot as your father's gazes get to you.
“Sweetie, is there something you’re not telling us?” Your father Remus takes your hand as he takes a seat beside Sirius who still has a questionable look on his face.
“Well, I may or may not be datinggeorgeweasleysincemyfourthyear.” You say quickly as you try to stand up and walk away, but much to your demise your father Sirius grabs your hand to keep you put.
“Okay, y/n/n try one more time,” Remus says as he rubs circles into the back of your hand. This has been something he has done since you were younger to calm you down. It was a small gesture that always made you feel grateful to have Remus as your father.
“Well I started dating George at the end of my fourth year, and we are still dating,” You start but stop when you see your dad tense up. Similar to how he was holding your hand, your father Remus grabbed your dad's thigh and rubbed small circles into his leg.
“I really like him, he is so nice to me and he-” You are interrupted by Remus;
“Is he nice to you?” You nod before it was Sirius’ turn;
“Does he respect you?” Again you nod.
Now it was your turn to stare at your fathers with questioning glances because it seems like they are having a conversation with their eyes. You begin to get worried about the quiet but then father Sirius starts speaking.
“Okay well I guess it is time for the talk, so the birds-” You interrupt him by throwing your arms up;
“NOPE NOPE NOPE NO NEED I KNOW!”
Now it was Remus’ turn to flip out; “WHAT IS THAT PREWETT COPY TEACHING OUR PRECIOUS BABY!”
Sirius grabs your father's hand and pulls him back onto the couch. “Hon she is a teenager, it is expected.” Your dad just huffs.
“I remember when you were a little baby, it seems like so long ago.” Both your fathers take your hands in theirs. “We love you.”
“I love you guys too, thank you for being so cool about George.”
“Woah Woah Woah we aren’t cool with a carbon copy of the Preset twins dating you, but it appears that he means a lot to you,” Remus says with a smile.
“Is this a bad time to tell you that George and Fred are twins?”
“THE PREWETT'S REINCARNATED, MOONY I-”
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I always think it is so fucking funny when people request the guys to be dads. Y’all do know I didn’t have one? You guys probably know and just do it to fuck with me. It’s fine. This makes me soft and makes me wish I had at least one dad.
thank you for requesting!
xoxo, father marty
also song rec, i am currently listening to 45 by shinedown. shit slaps
the prewett’s reincarnated line *dreamily sigh* loved this!
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sirius black x fem!reader
summary: sirius takes care of you when you’re sick
word count: 1.03k
warnings: throwing up, dizziness, cough and cold, medication, joking mention of dying and mentions of sirius’ asshat family
a/n: so this was a request but instead of adding it to my drafts i accidentally posted it, oops.
so does anyone else ever think about the level of post-war wizarding celebrity the Weasley-Potters would have had? like
this is an entire family of war heroes that also contains the chosen one, two heads of Ministry departments, the Minister for Magic herself, a professional Quidditch player and later editor at the Prophet, an extremely successful wizard entrepreneur, an international curse-breaker, an ex-Triwizard champion, and an eminent dragonologist and they definitely all hold an Order of Merlin of one class or another
you can’t tell me they weren’t featured in wizarding papers and magazines every damn week they try to avoid it but it’s no use
trying to go to Quidditch matches or anywhere really as a family is a tricky business because of the paparazzi
eating Chocolate Frogs is a weird experience for all their kids because their family are on so many cards like ‘oh look i got Uncle Charlie again’ ‘here’s Aunt Ginny, I’m still missing Mum though’
Bill keeps being given Witch Weekly’s most charming smile award he’s won it like 9 times even with all his scars. one time Ron won it instead and he teased Bill about it for ages
a good portion of the people who rock up to George’s shop come not just for joke items but also to shake his hand (and later Ron’s) and pay tribute to the portrait of Fred that hangs in there
there’s a Hermione interview in the Prophet at least twice a week. if anything vaguely significant happens ever in wizarding politics everyone wants a comment from Hermione, even if it has nothing to do with her
George loves making up wild rumours about his family members and ‘leaking’ them to the press, like when he told them Percy and Fleur were having a passionate affair (this one backfired a bit because it was shortly before Percy’s actual divorce. the public excitement and interest was nothing compared to what happened later when it got out that Percy was seeing Oliver Wood, and then there was another professional Quidditch player in the family and it just got worse)
Harry finds it weirdly comforting that the wizarding world is now obsessed not just with him, but his extended family too - they all get it now
all the kids get hounded towards the end of the year because everyone at Hogwarts want to be invited to the Burrow (very heavily warded and impenetrable to the press) for the summer to witness the annual Weasley-Potter family Quidditch match, which is legendary
if there’s no new gossip the magazines just put in stuff like ‘recipes from the Burrow! Molly Weasley’s favourite dishes! how to feed a family of heroes!’’ or ‘losing track? here’s the Ultimate Guide to the Weasley-Potter family!’
it’s ridiculous
ok but ron teaching you how to masturbate, he has you in between his legs and your legs are open 🥺 he keeps calling your cunt your princess parts :((
princess parts || r.w. x reader
word count: 1.7k
warnings: smut, masturbation
a/n: i hate this
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“are you ready, princess?” ron asked, running his hands up and down your thighs as if to warm you.
you turned your head up, kissing the column of his throat chastely before facing forward. with your back against his chest, tucked between his legs, you could feel his heartbeat. you let it wash over you—calming as you quickly threaded your fingers with his.
“please,” you whispered, quieting your nerves and relaxing into his body. his erection poked into your spine, but you knew tonight wasn’t about him.
gathering the courage to approach him about this took the most work. he had been your first everything, but it had gotten to the point where you wanted to learn how to take care of yourself.
and at the end of the day, ron had seen right through you. the words didn’t have to be spoken for the message to be received. that’s how you found yourself seated between his legs, spread as you leaned back against him.
you had long since discarded your underwear, allowing unobstructed access to your cunt. his hands engulfed yours as he rubbed the insides of your thighs—the skin was soft, delicate as he made a certain fire creep along it.
vaguely, you realized you were trembling—almost scared for what was to come. because what if you didn’t feel anything? merlin, what if you just sat there, unsated?
“s’alright, darling, we’ll go slow. it’ll feel good—” he brushed a kiss behind the shell of your ear, and the action alone had you arching, “—i promise.”
you nodded, swallowing the clots and gatherings of anxiety and insecurity down. “can you do it with me?” you broached, blushing as you realized how pathetic you must seem. how terrified you were of yourself. “just the first time?”
another kiss, goosebumps erupting. “of course, princess. whenever you want to take over, you can. alright?”
your response came in the form of you gripping his hand tighter, drawing it down to your aching cunt.
but ron seemed to have other ideas, instead adjusting your hand so the back was in his palm, rubbing—almost tickling—circles on the inside of your own. you relaxed again, letting yourself go limp as he raised your hand to his mouth, dragging his tongue along the pads of your index finger and thumb.
“trust me,” he said at your confusion. then, wasted no time in slipping under your shirt, finding your breasts.
you silently thanked every star that you had forgone a bra, blessing your inability to sleep with one on and the timing that had this late-night lesson occurring after you changed.
“start at your tits,” he whispered, the seductive drawl that had you falling to pieces every time without fail. “get your nipples nice and hard—it’ll feel good later.”
he brought your hand to the right peak, pushing your fingers together in a mimic of a pinch. a subconscious gasp left you, buried deep in your chest as you shut your eyes, rolling the apex.
“and don’t ignore the other one,” he continued, drawing your free hand under your shirt so you could knead your left breast. “just a bit of foreplay to get yourself in the mood.”
you followed the directions, the nipples hardening so quickly that it could almost be considered comedic. there was a distinct dryness in your mouth, a flutter down below that had heat blooming in your cheeks.
maybe you weren’t quite so unresponsive. even worse, maybe you were too responsive.
and while you worked on your breasts, alternating both hands between massaging and pinching, ron laid a few kisses to your throat, which you bared the second he hit your pulse point.
“how is that?” he asked after enough time. “ready to go on?”
you nodded, adding more and more pressure to the ministrations until you were practically drowning in need.
“ready,” you sighed, letting him drag your hands down your abdomen, the skin sensitive and excited.
“keep your eyes closed. put yourself wherever you want. hell, get off from the sheer thought of pleasuring yourself. whatever feels good.” he kissed your jugular slowly, sucking a bit on the skin. “this is all about you.”
“does it make me....” you winced at the implication. “like...like a whore? or—”
“of course not.” he ghosted your right hand along your cunt, the wetness already smooth on your fingertips. “it’s more than natural to want it. it’s your body responding to you—that’s all.”
you bit your lip, giving him a quiet, “okay.”
at the first touch to your clit, you flinched. ron had touched you there before—it was one of your favorite places—but you had never done it yourself. it wasn’t quite the same as having him in control; you knew what you were going to do next, so the surprise was lacking.
nonetheless, the first few circles had you whimpering.
“clit’s always a good place to start. you can rarely go wrong there.” he helped you massaged it, bringing your thighs further apart to reach untouched nerves. “and it helps if you—” he used the free hand to bend your left leg at the knee, shifting your body, “—find new angles.”
you moaned, leaning back so your head rested on his shoulder as shudders ran through you. your hips itched to move, to buck, to make some sort of request for more—but you seemed to be incapacitated, utterly pliant.
you started moving on your own, almost teasing certain areas in the way he often did. he stopped you, however, and before you could openly question it, he was sliding your hand down, circling your entrance.
“do you like touching your princess parts? does it make my princess feel good?” he collected the arousal on your fingers, and when he brought them back up to your knot, a much louder moan made its way out.
“y-yes. feels good.”
you could feel the smirk tinging the air, even more as he brought your free hand back up to your breast, still rubbing and pulling.
still, it was nothing compared to the feelings on your clit. the added lubrication opened you up even more—wet as you sped up, a familiar itch growing.
“wanna try somewhere new?” he helped drag your hand down, still touching all your sensitive spots before reaching your entrance. “should be ready for you by now. try one.”
you did as he said, slowly pushing your middle finger into the hole. it was uncomfortable at first—practically numb. you rocked the digit in and out, sighing as the feeling came back. it truly was nothing like what he could do to you—the pleasure some far-off thing that your smaller hands weren’t able to reach.
the positioning was good enough for you to only barely graze the ribbed spot that ron always loved to attend to. you started pumping with a bit more vigor, and every touch to your g-spot sent waves of feeling scattering through you.
“how is that?” he asked after a minute of letting you test yourself out. “good?”
“s’okay,” you mumbled, brow furrowing as you tried to decipher why you couldn’t copy his actions.
carefully, he helped you extricate your hand, holding onto it once more. “not everyone can feel the same when it’s themselves. you usually need clit stimulation anyway.”
you nearly laughed as you realized how much better he knew your body than you did. but instead of taking you back up to the knot, he drew circles around the hole again. a shudder went down your spine, much more sensitivity there.
then, he dipped your fingers in the arousal again, bringing it to your clit and guiding you to massage it. you used your index and middle, knee still bent up so you had access to hidden nerves.
“you ready, princess? wanna do it yourself?”
you opted to take control without further warning. the nub was a bit more swollen now, practically pulsating as you went to work. ron continued your left-hand movements on your breast, and let you play with yourself how you liked with the other.
the nature of the moment had a delicate itch renewing, bucking against your own hand as you tried all the patterns he had performed on you; circles, figure-eights, up and down, side to side.
eventually, that feeling of the tide drawing in, an edge approaching, had you gathering more arousal, bending both legs up to get as close as possible.
“that make your princess parts feel good?” he asked as you went much faster, the pursuit of a heady desire. “you’re making a mess of yourself, baby.”
you whimpered in agreement, wanton moans still slipping out against your own volition. ron seemed to be enjoying it—made clear by the hardness pressing into you—so you let yourself go.
a gasp fell out as you found the right spot that had the edge coming into clear focus. there were small noises now, needy ones as you got closer and closer.
“you got it,” ron encouraged you, taking to sliding his own hands onto your breasts, letting your free one down to the sheets, gripping them tightly. “earn it.”
you felt as you tumbled over the edge, fireworks exploding in your stomach and accompanied by a warm flame tickling your insides. there were minor spasms in your legs, body tensing as you rode the orgasm out.
your fingers didn’t give up until you were numb of feeling, more waves than you expected coursing through you. and when you were done, you leaned into him entirely, arms falling to your sides as you closed your eyes.
“would you look at that?” he breathed, running up your slit and gathering the cum onto his fingers. you cracked your lids as he held it up in front of you. “all by yourself.”
you smiled against the praise, then slowly turned to curl further into his body, sudden exhaustion hitting you. “thank you.”
“was it good?” ron began taking your shirt off, prepping you for a nice bath that he sincerely hoped you wouldn’t fall asleep in. not that he wouldn’t enjoy it the slightest bit.
“not nearly as good as you,” you murmured, catching onto his pride the second the words came out. you grabbed onto your strength as you fully turned around, sitting up and looking him in the eye. “but gets the job done.”
and he wouldn’t have time to respond, because you crept a hand down his abdomen, landing on the hard erection still present under his sweatpants. you didn’t imagine the grin that quirked his lips, the mood changing.
“can you give me another lesson?” you questioned, sliding under the waistband. “perhaps how to take care of someone else?”
𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒪𝓊𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒷𝒶𝓃𝓀𝓈
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