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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

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Hiii!! Do you have any fanfic recs of Jason Todd? Crack and Angst is extremely appreciated, thank youuu

oh, i have!! i made a little list for you. sadly, there are very little of funny fics, but-- well, you know me.

all-time favourite, my pookie's fanfic, Someday I'm Gonna Be Somebody People Want by HammyMammySaladdressing, aka. @ahoyimlosingmymind;

my second all-time favourite, a fic that healed something within me, i’d tell them (put me back in it) by doingthewritethings (@doingthewritethings);

A GRAVE FILLED WITH BOOKS by orpheusaki was exactly what i wanted to see in comics, when it came to Bruce and Jason confronting each other;

since i had read this fic it was my favourite trope/scenario with the batfamily for questionable purposes, hellhole by envysparkler;

if you want some real good read about Jason and his Crime Alley, then i would also recommend this one-shot: library card by mikkal;

the most satisfying read ever, featuring Alfred's centric - when the man comes around by julodinae_sunsets;

you want more of Jason's goons being the best family ever, while Jason mends relationship with Bats? here you go - leave the porch light on by ironfidus.

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we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

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surprisingly loved td:r 8. idk whats going on there but it looked cool

kinda based on this panel

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Batman having a recording of a heartbeat softly play in his suit so that Superman thinks he has two hearts to throw him off his scent because he's paranoid, but then one day it breaks and Superman freaks out, because "Batman where did your other heartbeat go?!!?!" and Bruce panics and says: "I split into two," like he's some sort of cryptid and everyone goes ???, luckily he has Robin to introduce them to. It's not until much later when they all reveal their identities that they learn that it's not true and all the bats and birds that are running around were not parts that ripped free from Batman. Though not before the whole family has had a whole lot of fun creating nonsense rumors just to fuck with people.

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what is your favorite eye colour for jason?

Heterochromia Jason all the way!

My headcanon is that one of Jason’s eyes was completely ruptured by the crowbar, so when he was...restored, the pit had to do a little extra lifting. I imagine Jason with one sea green blue eye(his OG eye color) and one, depending on how I’m feeling, Lazarus pit golden/honey brown or Lazarus pit glowing green.

While i do like Jason with cat-eye green that seemingly glow when Jason’s overwhelmed with emotion, the OG Lazarus Pit Jason went in was gold. So, while sometimes I like indulging in N52/Rebirth glowing green pit influences bc *Aesthetics*, other times I like playing with the idea of, instead of glowing green, Jason has a ring of golden fire around his iris when over come with strong emotion (again because *Aesthetic but in a different font*).

My main focus is how alive the colors are. Jason’s eyes have to be vivid to the point of almost supernatural. Not just because of zombie boy magic influence, but also to tie back to the idea the “windows are the eyes to the soul.” Jason’s eyes have to be alive 24/7. Completely full of life, fire, and emotion as that’s just who he is and I want his eyes to reflect that. 

[hugducks]

may the stars lead you while the glaze lilies sing

may the stars lead you while the glaze lilies sing by hugducks

Fandom: Genshin Impact (Video Game)

Relationship: F/F

Rating: General

No Archive Warnings Apply

Summary

They aren't always Tianquan and Captain, business partners and rivals. Sometimes, Ningguang wishes she could hold onto the moments in between and never let go.

A soft morning before Beidou leaves for Inazuma.

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I hope you don't mind me asking but i just went through all of your batfam/batman recommended fics and wondered if you had more? I'm super new to the dc fandom and finding good family/friend focused fics has felt like a challenge

Bestie it's not a problem, doing these lists has been loads of fun, I'm re-reading all my favorite fanfics and rediscovering all over again why I loved them in the first place

Let us begin

Of Bats and Robins (and Families) - is it too obvious that I fucking love fanfics where the league meets bruce's kids?

dying dream - Jason finds out what changed in the cave since he was gone

Trending - Tim is a sleepy baby

hit 'em up style - Bruce Wayne vs tampons: battle of the century

falling in love (is hard on the knees) - I know this sounds like smut but I promise it's not

Anything Like Me - Louis and bruce bonding

Reservations - The kids try to set bruce up for a date. Clark mopes.

I Measure Every Grief I Meet - What if Jason was not the one who died in Ethiopia?

We Alley Kids - Jason gets recognized and returned to where he belongs

Billionaire Down - Bruce and Oliver are asshole best friends

and it comes back around - Sometimes Brucie is a hero too

Bundle of Joy - Damian is a baby. Literally

sneaking into the Batcave seemed like a good idea until a bunch of bats glare at you - Guess what bitch, it's another fanfic where the JL meets the kids

Waynes? More like Wayne-kers - The Waynes are assholes and I love them so much

A Children's Story - No better words to describe it other than what the author said "Four batkids walk into a bank"

Hearth - Angst in my rooftop tag? It's more likely than you'd think

A Touch of Concern - Cuddle piles and overprotectiveness

The Bedtime Chronicles - Bruce figures a way to make Jason go to bed

Perils of a Job - Dick gets hurt, bruce worries

what a privilege to love you (to teach you all that I know) - A fucking masterpiece, beautiful and perfect, a story about the word "dad" and what it means to the batfamily. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL GO FUCKING READ IT

Their Five (Unexpected) Dates - The kids try to get bruce set up, fucking guess how well that goes

Clark Kent Reports - Brucie Wayne my beloved

Photos - Damian's baby pictures are found, feelings happen

The Arrangement - Bruce Wayne supports sex workers

Put My Money Where Your Mouth Is - Batman hears the league talking about bruce Wayne, pranks happen

A Day in the Life: Gotham's King - Lois lane writes about bruce Wayne

children of dust and ashes - Bruce avenges Jason

...And To All, A Good Night - Happy Chrismis, merry crysler

That the Ripest Might Fall - reverse robins short story about dick and his tendency to climb chandeliers

bad people don't live in our house - Baby dick is adorable

things kept hidden - Meta!dick Grayson is a ray of sunshine

The Superman Onesie - Dick Grayson owns my heart

What would you do, if it all came back to you? - Bruce makes video diaries after Jason's death, Jason finds them

The Jason Project - Bruce finds the bucket list of a dead child and finishes it

No Matter What - Queerness? In my Dick Grayson? It's more likely than you'd think

Hi Bi, I'm Dad - Bisexuality? In my Tim Drake? Its more likely than you'd think

Dad...I’m Bilingual - Bisexuality? In my Dic... Okay you guys already got the idea

Thinking back to the Season Before - Alfred is a fantastic grandpa

Proof - The boys meet each other before ever meeting bruce

Running Headlong into My Arms - In another universe with no superheroes, bruce Wayne still finds his family

In For a Pound - What if Damian entered Bruce's life much earlier. A GODDAMN MASTERPIECE BY @cdelphiki

I walk the streets at night (with monsters in my mind) - Bruce Wayne is a dragon, his hoard? Children

The Dark Knight Strikes Back - Bruce finishes Minecraft and the boy figure out how much he changed

Bat Out Of Hell - The batfam are a bunch of weirdoes

the lost sidekick society - The obligatory group chat fic

Slumber - sleepy robin

one shot, two shots in the night - Bruce writes a memoir, it makes me cry so hard, fuck, best shit ever

a hat fashioned from tin foil - conspiracy theories straight from Gotham

Anti-Social - Social media is a blessing

Not All Kidnappings are Bad - Bruce Wayne kidnaps a kid, no biggie

I'll Make the World Safe and Sound for You - Robins and band-aids

Built Together - Pillow forts! Pillow forts!

Oh god this list is way longer than I thought it would be, anyway enjoy my rec, just so you guys know I still have 4 more pages of bookmarks

Here are the links to the other ones I made: first part second part

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shout out to ekko and his funky purple boyfriend i hope theyre having a great day

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Can we please just get something nice for our fav characters?

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Imagine if Jason was never found by the league of assassins when he was living out on the streets after his resurrection and over time his mind slowly healed itself but he never regained his memories leading him to eventually work dead end jobs as a means to survive so he’s just working at Burger King or something trying to get by and eventually Dick or someone goes into that Burger King and acts normal but internally is flipping out because why is a older clone of his dead baby brother working at this random ass Burger King what the fuck but it just looks like this

[hugducks]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Gen

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There’s something meditative in the crunch that comes from his latest instructor’s neck as he tears the C1 and C2 vertebrae apart.

Jason tries to ignore the twist in his stomach as he wipes the blade clean on the sleeve of her robe, already searching his pockets for the satellite phone Talia left when she threw him to this place.

It's time for him to go home.

Jason Todd, throughout the years. Snapshots of a boy lost (and found) to time.

There’s something meditative in the crunch that comes from his latest instructor’s neck as he tears the C1 and C2 vertebrae apart.

Her mouth falls open with an aborted gasp, the sound wet and shocked and somewhat proud. The body falls off the blade with a sickening squelch, crumpling at his feet without any of the lethal grace he’d come to expect from the woman. It’s fitting, he guesses. She taught him the same technique just a week before.

Jason tries to ignore the twist in his stomach as he wipes the blade clean on the sleeve of her robe, already searching his pockets for the satellite phone Talia left when she threw him to this place.

He’s getting better, he swears. He didn’t see lazarus green for weeks with this teacher, not until she talked about her latest exploits and the kids who served as collateral damage. Hell, it was only a faint haze when he killed her, not the blinding rage of the weeks after the pit.

He pulls out the phone. Thinks about the plan they’ve worked on, thinks about sleepless nights and lazarus withdrawals and rare hot chocolates in the early hours of the morning. Thinks about the newspaper clippings Talia showed him, reports of Batman and Robin dancing around the city while his body was still cooling.

She answers on the second ring.

“I’m ready.”

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what’s wrong red? long night?

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That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

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This one

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Batfam Quiz!

Have you ever wondered which batfamily member you are while also wanting unsolicited and possibly unnecessary advice? Welp, here you go!