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Monsters, Inc. incorrect quotes (and other cringe!)||Hopelessly in love with Randall Boggs

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was browsing reddit and uh

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Have a half-assed banished Randall

[hhsillypicklehh6]

I've been gone for like- half a year but I finally got my phone fix

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The Randivan I wanted and the Randivan I needed.

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Ya Know I just thought of something

What if at some point the Monsters start running out of jokes to tell kids and the kids start getting bored leading to them ending up with another energy crisis? 🤔

What would they do then?

[shamelesscoward-deactivated2026]

2024 monsters:

Hello my skibidi sigma, ready for an ohio joke no cap?

[lazy-egg4710]

sorry kid I GYATT something in my eye on god for real for real!

erm what the sigma? are you capping me rn? you’re hella Ohio for real.

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Hey kid, you can skibideez nuts

[beaft]

i forget if i've mentioned this before on here, but when i was about 5 i was obsessed with monsters inc and watched it at least twice a week not because i especially liked it as a movie but simply because i was passionately in love with randall. and in fact the very first fanfiction i ever wrote was a monsters inc whump fanfiction about me finding randall in the swamp after he got beaten up with a shovel and tenderly nursing him back to health. all this to say i have been the person i am from an incredibly young age

[beaft]

illustration circa 2003 depicting randall weeping in a hospital bed whilst i smilingly offer him a tea tray

[monsters-incorrect]

Publish the fanfic when? XD

[hicksthings]

Randall Boggs 💜 🦎

[garma-mom]

@monsters-incorrect IT'S NOT THEIR ART, DUMBASS! THIS PIECE OF SHIT STOLES ARTS FROM REAL ARTISTS AND DON'T CREDIT THEM!

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOT AND BLIND NOT TO SEE THAT!

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Damn, I didn't know. I'll delete my comment. Didn't know sending a compliment was so risky these days.

[curioscurio]

If Mike Wazowski were pregnant would he look like the left or like the right let's discuss

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It's time to ask the important questions.

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Javier: Reggie, could you pass the salt?

Reggie: Javier, could you pass away?

Chip, to a newly-inducted Randall: This is normal.

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"Monster's Inc Laugh Floor!"

"MILF!"

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🤔 I see what you did there.

[luciethevampire]

Dude.

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*WHEEZE*

[sexymancatalogue]

Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #316

Randall Boggs (Monster's Inc., 2001)

Art by vinegarclown on Twitter!

List Of Tropes

Distinctive Voice

White Twink Humanization

Intelligence

Technically Antagonist

Nonhuman

Spectacles

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He finally made it After years of waiting, it finally happened 😌

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Sullivan: Do you take constructive criticism?

Randall: I only take cash or credit.

[aacidickisses]

🧡💜 Johnny Worthington III x Donald Trump 💜🧡

Art and fic made by @sugarkillx

"Tr-trump I..." A hand was thrown over Johnny's mouth, preventing him from speaking any further.

"Hush, my little MAGA, I'll show you why you should vote for me this year's election..." Johnny stifled back a small whimper, he knew it was wrong, Trump's intentions, voting for him in general, but there was this... aura... radiating off him, one that made it almost impossible to turn down any of his requests.

Trump's dry, orange hands trailed up Johnny's waist, pulling up his sweater with them, his expression was nothing but one of pure, undeniable lust.

"G-God--" Johnny mewled under his breath, squirming slightly under Trump's touch, Trump's smile grew, a more mischievous undertone to it now.

"Look at you.. So acquiscent..." With a quick lick of his lips, he lurched forward, pressing his lip's against Johnny's for a heated, long awaited kiss, trailing his tongue against Johnny's as a silent request for entry.

Hesitantly, Johnny parted his lips, allowing Trump to dive his tongue into his mouth, their tongues swirled against one another's in a battle for dominance, of which Trump quickly won.

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Humanity has peaked

[moonamite]

If anyone draws human Chet skinny with clear skin or just conventionally attractive in any way I WILL find you

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:)

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Simp? For HIM? I would never. 😅

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Mike: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Randall: Why?

Mike: To get to the idiot's house.

Mike: Knock knock.

Randall: Who's there?

Mike: The chicken.

[houseofevil]

Randall: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.

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help because why am i bl;ushingasdhfa at this askhfa post