false advertising.

they’re both bottoms btw 😭😭

[angelscroll]

HAPPY PRIDE take some vari-edits

[hugogetsrawedofficial]

Dude, I was NOT aware you were still in the VAT7K fandom I NEVER see your posts anywhere 😭 genuinely thought you were no longer with us for the longest time

LMAOOOOO im technically not but some of my mutuals still are and i occasionally will contemplate a concept with them. you won't see any more varigo fic from me tho sadly sorry </3

[hugogetsrawedofficial]

i can get behind alpha hugo but only in the most pathetic "pleeeease please please PLEASE let me drink your slick and eat you out, varian" way possible like varian is straight up Over Him but also is really bored and kinda wants an orgasm so he lets hugo eat him out while he scrolls on his phone

[sssapplebottomjeans]

my personal headcanon is that tangled and the following events take place in the 1770s while vat7k takes place in the 1780s so it's just hilarious how this would mean the american revolution is going on right now while rapunzel's fistfighting demons n shit

[hugogetsrawedofficial]

yalls tags on the previous ask are KILLING ME none of you were at the devils sacrament

[hugogetsrawedofficial]

So

Im uneducated, what happened in the varigo fandom?

theres like five different dramas that happened during my time in the fandom, so i couldn't even begin to summarize it. everyone is weird all the time about that fandom and if it's your current hyperfixation i recommend finding 2-5 people who share your specific headcanons and just making a groupchat with them bc existing publicly in that fandom space is actual hell

[hugogetsrawedofficial]

"varigo would be so much better if they were lesbians" NO ONE IS MAKING YOU SHIP M/M VARIGO. MAKE THEM LESBIANS. MEN ARE NOT INHERENTLY BETTER OR WORSE THAN WOMEN. TERF KOOLAID DRINKER SPOTTED 🔫

[hugogetsrawedofficial]

gonna start shipping he/him lesbian varigo. theyr'e both transmasc and lesbians. whatcha gonna do NOW pussy

[vicious-liar]

Hey *seductively leans against doorframe* so .. i heard youre into yurigo *winks*

[hugogetsrawedofficial]

YURIGO

[sssapplebottomjeans]

my personal headcanon is that tangled and the following events take place in the 1770s while vat7k takes place in the 1780s so it's just hilarious how this would mean the american revolution is going on right now while rapunzel's fistfighting demons n shit

[gayleafpool]

isn’t it crazy just how fast the night changes

[gayleafpool]

varian needs to step on hugo's dick

you know what i won’t even censor this one. youre right

[gayleafpool]

who would even think that

[gayleafpool]

he’s not exactly one or the other but he’s also both of them at the same time both for different reasons and it’s just all too much to get into he’s his mother’s daughter and his father’s son he was the weird girl growing up and probably still is even if he’s not really a girl anymore but the thought of saying yeah i’m a man is just not quite right either not always and he’s flattered when people tell him he looks just like his mama because she’s beautiful and smart and for different situations in his life he would refer to himself differently depending on what he needed to be and it’s just all so confusing but at the end of the day he’s not sure it really matters to him anyway

[antiquepearlss]

You know what? Fuck it, they both have homeschool trauma

[gayleafpool]

more of my slop just cant stop

[hugogetsrawedofficial]

omg are we in our marriage era fr???? 😏💅🏻✨

literally us right now

[hugogetsrawedofficial]

where’s my varigo 9/11 meet cute

[bottomeugenepropaganda]

9/11 au where Hugo hijacks a plane and Varian is the pilot he takes hostage and they fall in love 🥰 they confess their feelings right as they hit the north tower

[hugogetsrawedofficial]

where’s my varigo 9/11 meet cute

[hugogetsrawedofficial]

omfg was just reminded of the whole "the note said i was proud of you 😔" cope out that s3 did. waht if we all killed ourselves