Hugo Eskutza

Hi, I'm Hugo/Redacted (Red for short) Zazel Istivani's VA Minor!!! Ask me abt almost anything! Disc: hugoeskutza_ I really like Wesley Phuong from Criminally Yours (Pfp and banner are from Mycopsychosys!)

[h3avylove-deactivated20150526]

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

[sirflodgypodgy]

reblogging for whomever needs it

[i-am-trashyy]

Need this for the future

[hugosdesk]

we all need this

[asly-y]

Will love find them??!

[i-am-trashyy]

He should just marry his sword and done

[hugosdesk]

trashy, their pronouns are they/them </3

i thought you were better than this/lh

[hugosdesk]

Alley ship stuff (Al from alix, ley from wesley)

[hugosdesk]

@wiz-rizz-gatorsnoot i don't know who you are, but I see you liking all of my posts.

[hugosdesk]

why the HELL would I like wesley phuong, hes so rude.. no, wait, don't look at my repost. stop it. CEASE THIS!

[criminallyyoursvn]

hi, its wes lover, back for a 3rd question about wes.

What are some fun facts about Wes? (i really like wes, i need as much of stuff of him as I can get)

Heyaaaa love a Wes lover! Writing more of him for Part 3 and giving him the time he deserves has been a blast.

Wes is diagnosed with autism and OCD and continues to struggle to a certain degree with both.

His favorite fruit is blueberries.

Wes is actually more of a dog person than a cat person. He lives a very active lifestyle and he likes pets to have a utility. He doesn’t have a pet though due to his hero work, but he wants to personally train a dog one day.

Wes gets pretty toxic when he plays online games so he only plays single player ones (he still gets maybe a little too angry) but he won’t break anything, he just goes on a run 😭

[criminallyyoursvn]

would wes like deltarune?

*LOVE his favorite chapter would be 4

[anti-des]

[i-am-trashyy]

"Dad, look, I know we don't get along, but I'm transmasculine and I like emo boys."

EDIT: my dad hates emos I'd say that to piss him off. But emos are cool people.

[hugosdesk]

bros dad SUUUUCKS

[criminallyyoursvn]

hi, its wes lover, back for a 3rd question about wes.

What are some fun facts about Wes? (i really like wes, i need as much of stuff of him as I can get)

Heyaaaa love a Wes lover! Writing more of him for Part 3 and giving him the time he deserves has been a blast.

Wes is diagnosed with autism and OCD and continues to struggle to a certain degree with both.

His favorite fruit is blueberries.

Wes is actually more of a dog person than a cat person. He lives a very active lifestyle and he likes pets to have a utility. He doesn’t have a pet though due to his hero work, but he wants to personally train a dog one day.

Wes gets pretty toxic when he plays online games so he only plays single player ones (he still gets maybe a little too angry) but he won’t break anything, he just goes on a run 😭

[criminallyyoursvn]

What is Wes's favorite cake flavour? (and Nik's, but i like wes more..)

I’m screaming at this! /positive

Wes probably loves carrot and coconut cream cake!

Nik feels like he’d love an Angel food cake (the irony isn’t lost on me) strawberry shortcake, or King cake! 🍰

[hugosdesk]

yayay, now ik what to bake on his birthday ehe

[criminallyyoursvn]

I recently played Criminally Yours and I loved it ! I can’t wait for part three and what’s in store for the future :)!! I wanted to ask how Nik and Wes may react toward a trans mc! I can infer both would be supportive, so moreso my question lies within the intricacies of how educated they are, if they research, how they may comfort dysphoria or outside bigotry when needed, accommodate or approach the subject, etc! HRT, top or bottom surgeries, so on so forth! Apologies if this is a lengthy ask, regardless if it gets answered, I hope you know how much it means to people out there that the mc isn’t strictly female and that LGBTQ+ people like myself can embrace our identities. 🫶

I love this question so much. Don’t worry about long asks.

Nik is very educated about LGBT+ things lol (to put it very poorly) especially if MC is queer themselves. Nik truly wants to express himself, and for a long time the only way he could was in school or online. Nik is incredibly the type to go out of his way to support MC in the best way he can, going above and beyond asking questions on forums and it’s easy for him to remember all the information he learns, though he prefers to learn from MC specifically and their experience specifically.

Wes isn’t too different, though being queer is new to him. And a lot of LGBT+ topics were something he never really had the time or even the reason to learn about before. He’s very open minded and seeks to understand things he doesn’t know much about. His knowledge is limited, but he really operates on the philosophy that he doesn’t have to understand perfectly, he just needs to listen. And he does that well.

[criminallyyoursvn]

How would Nik and Wes react if, during a date with them, one of MC's ex-boyfriends approached her, trying to win her back?

Would they intervene first, or would they wait for MC to make the first move? 👀💥

Both of the guys would definitely trust MC to handle their own business. But they def are guard dogs behind them the whole time. And the second the ex bf disrespects MC you best believe all hell will break loose.

If it’s just a pathetic ex trying to get back, but not being mean or annoying then Nik and Wes will find it more funny than anything. The boys might be nervous MC will leave 😭 (insecure baddies)

[criminallyyoursvn]

funny scenario (again) : my Oracle can't sit straight or laying in bed in normal position😭( They mostly laying in bed with loaf position like a cat ) so what Nik/Wes reacts after they see Oracle being in weird position (sit or just laying chill in bed lol )

also would they join Oracle in being loaf?😂

Thank you and your team for your hard work. Please take care of yourself☺️

Nik would just try it out too, he just has to be close and touching a little when he sleeps so as long as he can do that. No judgement.

Wes- total judgement he’d probably tell you all the ways it’ll destroy your back/joints overtime. But ultimately he’d leave you to it. He loves you so judgement, but no condemnation.

Thank you for the kind words for the team!

[criminallyyoursvn]

Inspired by this ask (https://www.tumblr.com/criminallyyoursvn/778496749897744384/imagine-a-rather-dramatic-mc-crushing-on-nik-and), how would Nik & Wes react if during crushing stage they were scrolling through Oracle’s personal/non-hero insta and liked something from ~1,472 days ago?

Nik would panic, but just find a way to explain it away or go all soft boy uwu mode lol.

Wes would go full sim embarrassment and hide under his sheet for the rest of his life. Might also say he’s going to off himself.

[criminallyyoursvn]

would wes support us if we wanted to be a stay at home spouse? would he be willing to provide for us or nah? would he also ever consider becoming a stay at home spouse?

He would support you even if living paycheck to paycheck he really wouldn’t even mind. He is quite prideful when it comes to that. He would be a good house husband though too- it’s up to whatever you want. He’d be the best at either one you choose.

[criminallyyoursvn]

What if MC had an identical twin.like same gender same eyes,same height same everything.impossible to tell apart..i can imagine what shenanigans would ensue if Nik said something spicy to MC..(but it's actually mcs twin😭)how would that go down?

Well, I think Nik would be someone who’s so observant of MC that he wouldn’t be fooled. He is the type to be like “they don’t look anything alike” when most can’t tell them apart. 😅 he knows how much it would hurt the MC’s feelings if he were to make a slip up like that so I’m sure he’d avoid it at all costs I’m sorry 😭 Wes on the other hand would probably fall victim and be a mess. 🙈