thor is HAULING ASS

alec, 23, he/him / was stvckyhell / marvel sideblog / main is @trashabilly / this blog sucks

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[richardgoranski]

this is just. so fucking funny to me

[effervescentbi]

bucky + sexiest Winter Soldier shots

[hulksprostate]

Your whole blog is making me howl and cry laughing, I love it

ayy thanks!! i feel bad bc i always forget abt this side blog but im jazzed u like it!

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[gayingupspace]

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

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[gayspiderbaby-deactivated201909]

i physically can’t scroll past this post

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

I'm so confused why is everyone being so mean to him

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Oh. Oh he made a joke about Marvel meme accounts and Marvel shills are crybabies ok everything makes sense now

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Bruh this is some potterheads grab your wands level shit lmao why are you guys like this

[americanfootballhouse]

Twitter really is turning into 2013 tumblr I cannot believe this

[street-diaper]

Thor 4 opening scene

thor is washing his fake eyeball in the sink and he drops it and it goes down the drain and he’s just like, “aww shit oh fuckk damn it shit shit shit” and then he just doesn’t have an eye for the rest of the movie

[aphrobites]

these are too great to be in the tags only

[theavengers]

MARVEL STUDIOS’ “LOKI” Cast: Tom Hiddleston. Release date: Spring, 2021 (Disney+)

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[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

captain america wanted to save jfk but he was so drunk from cumming so much since 1947 that when he went to throw his shield in the way of the bullet he put too much spin on it and took jfk’s head off instead

[whitmanic]

isn’t it implied that the winter soldier killed jfk in the mcu so like. steve was too cum-tired to stop his ex best friend (NO HOMOSEXUALITY INVOLVED JUST FRIENDS) from killing JFK (the gayest president bc jackie had that fat ass and he did nothing but die), and then you know peggy is there (peggy)

[wadey-wilson]

this should be the promo poster for falcon & winter soldier

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[moonbeamdagger]

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

[seananmcguire]

As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.

[marvel-lous-things]

[shannoneditorauthor]

Oh, God, I can’t breathe, @tari-aldarion hahahahahahahahahahahaha 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[dailymarvel]

[hulksprostate]

url change

stvckyhell>>>hulksprostate

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@owleics

gotta spread the good word (and thos green cheeks) somehow!