𝐢𝐊𝐎𝐍 𝐢𝐬 𝟕

𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐚𝐧 | 𝐋𝐮𝐜 | 𝐢𝐊𝐎𝐍 𝐮𝐥𝐭

[rudejunhoe]

[ikon-official]

🌹 iKONIC SUPPORT GC 🌹

Hello everyone! How have you been? It’s been hard to cope right? We completely feel that. For that reason our team decided to make a groupchat for all the iKONICS here on tumblr that feel lonely and hurt. 

We have to clarify that this is a gc for iKONICS that support OT7 and are having a hard time in the current situation. So, if you would like to be a part of the GC, please sent us your Kakao Talk ID.

[huluhalkpop]

Yoooo it's me! Life's been a bit weird... but l'm back! How have ya been? Oh and this is probably the 6th ask l've sent you since the past week. l don't think tumblr sent you my previous asks but istg if it doesn't send this ask too i'll really go mad. i've sent asks to other people too but i don't they got them rip - mermaid anon (can't use the emoji since l'm on desktop oof)

6 asks!!! Agdhahag this is the first one I got I'm so MAD

I missed you!! Life's been weird here too, I hope you're okay though! My life's kinda been falling apart a little? Like, I'm losing the hold on many things (that's why I'm barely active here in general 🤧). I'm trying my best to work through it but everything is just a little too overwhelming right now.

What have you been listening to lately? I'm on a girl group spree right now, really sad that the Double B unit isn't happening in May :( I miss Hanbin so much!!

[kpurereactions]

I don't know who Tablo is

TABLO IS A POETIC GOD! AUTHOR OF TWO GREAT POETRY BOOKS! TRANSLATED THEM TO ENGLISH FOR INTERNATIONAL HIGH SKOOLS! GREAT FATHER TO  HARU! IS HARU’S 3RD FAVORITE AFTER HER MOTHER, AND FISHES! HAS A FUCKING MASTERS IN ENGLISH! GRADUATED FROM FUCKING STANFORD, CA! FUCKING SPITS RHYMES LIKE IT’S NO ONES FUCKING BUSINESS! FUCKING MADE A TRACK ABOUT HOW SHITTY SOCIETY & MEDIA IS, ALL IN FUCKING ENGLISH! GREAT HUSBAND TO KANG HYE JUNG! FUCKING TEASED HER ABOUT HOW SHE SPELLED EPIK HIGH INCORRECTLY ON A POSTER CHEERING BOARD! IT WAS GREAT! CRIED AT HIS FATHER’S GRAVE BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE HE COULD’VE BEEN A BETTER SON! WANTS ANOTHER CHILD BUT RESPECTS HIS WIFE’S DECISION OF NOT HAVING ANOTHER BECAUSE SHE WAS IN A LOT OF PAIN FROM HARU’S PREGNANCY! DOESN’T HAVE A LICENSE BECAUSE HE’S ALWAYS BEEN DRIVEN AROUND AND JUST NEVER LEARNED TO DRIVE! PULLED OUT FROM FILMING FOR “THE RETURN OF SUPERMAN” BECAUSE HARU TOLD HIM SHE WASN’T COMFORTABLE AROUND THE CAMERA! T_T <3 I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW BUT HE IS A GREAT MAN! 

DISCLAIMER: I’M NOT ANGRY. I’M JUST A VERY HARD ASS FUCKING TABLO STAN <3

MINLEE

[huluhalkpop]

I ghostwrote this

[her-dystopia]

Casually sending love to my mutuals, stay hydrated and take care of yourself, love y'all!! 💖💌 @artsy-tabi @5view @ilyseokmin @lov-scenario @shrekindaeyo @linearplanes @sophrosynes @nihilibin @flowerene @huluhal @sundropsoo @what-the-fxxk-ever @soft-pentagon @seungy0on @sunwooloveclub @1osecontrol @justeki @cutie-ksoo @park-sungshine @dearseonghwa @raisinbranstark @croptoplover @millionsmp3 @manerium @jinubabe @thefuckingvillainmustache

[huluhalkpop]

You're so sweet 😭😭😭 right back at you!! 💕💕💕

[slopaganda]

As a lesbian my ideal man is a dead man that me and my girlfreind killed

[rudejunhoe]

trying to protect my bias list from that one wrecker…

[rudejunhoe]

iKon as haikus

Hanbin:

Charisma leader,

“You didn’t practice, did you?”

But we know he’s soft. 💕

Bobby:

Shy, but not on stage.

There’s a good reason he won

Show Me The Money! 💸

Jinhwan:

Wine aunt for us all,

cutie with a sexy side.

Who cares if he’s short? 🧚‍♂️

Donghyuk:

Master of aegyo,

but he can be dangerous

with his dancing skills! 🔥

Yunhyeong:

Biggest chapstick fan.

Might be oldschool, but he’s the

best chef in the world! 🥘

Chanwoo:

True maknae on top,

disses his hyungs all the time.

Cute, but don’t be fooled! 🎮

Junhoe:

Loudest of them all,

we all know he’s stealing clothes.

Seven meals a day?! 😤

[huluhalkpop]

I’m trying so hard to cope

[anevemjin]

@huluhal

[huluhalkpop]

OH MY GOD STOP

[anevemjin]

Can’t believe I just spent 20 minutes trying to crack an apple in half just to flex on Junhoe but I GOT IM

[huluhalkpop]

I can confirm that junhoe is ur bias...whether or not you admit it 😌

MAYA NOT YOU TOO

[huluhalkpop]

See?? I told you anyone would think Junhoe's your bias. Bullying? Anon hate? That's the TRUTH. You talk about Junhoe in the tags of a post that isn't even related to him (refer to your most recently reblogged post about Hanbin.) You call him your 'everything' and 'loml'. You know what? I, 🧜‍♀️ anon, hereby announce Koo Junhoe as your official, ultimate bias. Have a nice day! Ily ♡ All the best for your exams! -🧜‍♀️ (I didn't want to send you asks until my exams were over but here i am.. sorry)

ASGHSDHAGSGAGSG

YOU KNOW WHAT, seeing just how FOOLISH your claims are, you might as well be dumb enough to be Junhoe himself.

My "everything"? "Loml"? Sure, if you mean he's EVERYTHING I can't stand, and only if "loml" means he gets the Least Of My Love.

Your announcement means NOTHING, ultimate bias??? He's not even on my regular bias list.

I believe I'm in a Truman Show type of situation. The whole world is conspiring againt me, trying to make Junhoe my bias (the operation is possibly controlled by junhoe himself). But GUESS WHAT, I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU AND IT'S NOT WORKING.

YOU'LL NEVER WIN, KOO JUNHOE

[rudejunhoe]

hey!

One blog isn’t enough to fight my arch nemesis Koo Junhoe, so I’m gonna use this one to express my love for all the other members (especially Hanbin, my true bias 😤), and remind everyone about the importance of the superior iKON song Worldwide 💕

[huluhalkpop]

MY INBOX IS FULL OF JUNHOE PROPAGANDA SO I'M MAKING THE NECESSARY MOVES

moving my operation to @rudejunhoe 😤

[huluhalkpop]

Just admit Junhoe's your bias

AGSHAHSG I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS BULLYING

[hanbinloveblog]

literally the only thing in the whole world that matters right now is kim hanbin. the only thing in the whole world that ever matters is kim hanbin.

[huluhalkpop]

Heyyy i think tumblr deleted my asks again?? Anyways i see you're back to your "i hate Junhoe tho he's my bias" phase 👀👀 How have you been? I'm currently on my way home after getting a vaccine shot. My left arm hurts bc of the injection 😭 l hate needles 😔 ohhh and have you heard bp's kill this love? I was kinda excited for it but i don't like it as much as i thought i would rip - 🧜‍♀️ (pls tumblr send this ask you coward)

Oh no!!! My inbox was empty 😭 I missed you!

I most definitely HATE Junhoe but he is by no means my bias. My bias list is equipped with the latest and safest security system to keep that dumbass out.

I've been better than usual I think?? My grades are improving even though I'm not putting more effort in than before :0 it's a spring miracle. Needles suck but it's too important to stay healthy!! I hope your arm is ok now 💕

I'm not into Blackpink much but I checked out the comeback and ehh??? The chorus was really underwhelming, and the only part I really liked was Jisoo's. But hey, I'm not the target audience so it's ok :0 I hope Blinks love it!

I'm sorry for the late reply, I saw you sent another ask since :( I know I'm not as active anymore but I'll try to make a comeback!