eggs

and other important things (beans/butts)

[human-and-a-dancer]

eating a crab leg like its corn on the cob

[human-and-a-dancer]

[human-and-a-dancer]

eating a crab leg like its corn on the cob

[pocketss]

the girls...

[crevicedwelling]

Wild to see real sunguss here in Pennsylvania. It’s crawling around

[crevicedwelling]

A special little sunguss. Its native range is: your heart.

incredible lucky animal; called sunguss it can be found just about anywhere it wants to amble around.

Food: it eats wet

Diet: it east wet things.

Happy: Can’t you see the smile on its face?

Sad: when its dry

Family: other type of sunguss (yellow and blue)

Size: 3.9E-34 cm

Color: its red one

[crevicedwelling]

Item description: a red sunguss

Cost: priceless

Age: 12 days

Motives; unknown

[eatsleepcrap]

too many egg puns, too little time

now i need a boyfriend to give these to

[homunculus-argument]

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

[birdandmoon]

Real and implied birds.

[human-and-a-dancer]

My first post in a decade. I'm back baby

[01012012]

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

AS ONE DOES.

[leonvrdmccoy]

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

HE UNLEASHED 525 MILLION ANTS

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[angus-boy-detective]

[bunnyfood]

Current Mood: Dinosaur Riding a Horse Playing Soccer

[sparksel]

good luck, future historians

[kassasaurus-rex]

@palehorseblackdog !!

[lovehigher]

how do you like someone without fucking it up

[itsthetie]

[angryinkeddrunk]

When you check Neko Atsume in public and forget that your volume is all the way up

[dulect]

[arisell-i]

me as president

[isaacmarionsbigwords]

Let it pour from the heavens, that hot dark rain! Bathe me in red! I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!

[brightlikegaydiamonds]

[tumblizr-blog]

Y'all knew this was coming