The Queen of Putrescence

[rubyetc]

circumventing the task at my own expense? me? never

[rubyetc]

ah yes, the smashing your head against a brick wall flavour of Sunday

[rubyetc]

(sorry)

[vicebot]

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan.

(via curvesincolor)

*claps*

(via smindersonfan)

[weavemama]

wow how about that

[sorryimnolongerhere-deactivated]

lol

[wnq-writers]

Dear Body, I’m sorry I broke you. I’m sorry I starved you. Cut you, wanted you to disappear. Because if your body is gone, Then so are you. I just wanted to be gone. I’m sorry. Sorry for everything I took out of you. Sorry for using you. Sorry for breaking for you. I’m so sorry.

profound-cynicism, writing prompt #69: Write a letter apologizing to your body for any hatred and ingratitude you may have expressed. (via wnq-writers)

[respectfulmemes]

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

[familiarplace]

NWAC / It Starts With Us

[d-mondaze]

A Christmas Carol is so wild to me because it takes not one, not two, but like four fucking ghosts to convince this dude not to be the biggest douche in the universe. Like, four fucking ghosts came back from the dead, rose from the Goddamn grave to be like, “I came back from the dead because you need to quit your shit.” Fuck. How big of an asshole do you have to be to have four fucking ghosts tell you to stop?

[moon-crater]

Have you ever met a rich capitalist

[mirrorfalls]

Also, one of those ghosts was a rich capitalist douche. He needed to reform Scrooge to work off his own sentence, didn’t he?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Marley’s ghost basically told Scrooge that if he kept being a greedy douchebag he would go to hell and Scrooge still needed convincing and that honestly is 100% believable to me

That an old rich white guy being told “Your going to hell unless you help the poor” would respond by going “I still kind of want to NOT help the poor tho?”

[scots-dragon]

Charlie Dickens knew what was up.

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

Dickens had to work in a factory hos entire childhood. His father was thrown in a debtor’s prison. Thats why all his stories are about rich fucks getting owned.

[human-garbagee]

I hate that my anxiety is ruining the best relationship I've ever had

I meditate, I do yoga, I work out, I started an anti-anxiety medication and still I had a mild anxiety attack in my therapist's office today. I'm scared to go to my boyfriend's Christmas party and he says he understands and not to worry but the hurt in his voice is killing me and I don't know what to do

[rubyetc]

oh! the humanity!

[rubyetc]

lol

[flirtytwink]

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

[astrologyask]

The signs with organization

A place for everything and everything in its place: Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo, Taurus, Leo, Libra

Organized chaos: Gemini, SAGITTARIUS, Aries, Aquarius

[human-garbagee]

Painfully accurate

[collectorsweekly]

You and I will meet again When we’re least expecting it One day in some far off place I will recognize your face I won’t say good-bye my friend For you and I will meet again ~ Tom Petty (1950 - 2017)

[spiderpigx]

[human-garbagee]

Still funny after all these years

[wnq-writers]

Spread my body like a map Mark your territories with kisses, And claim them with your teeth. Tell your tongue to go to war For that sweet spot between my thighs I yield, you conquer Hands above my head- I’m yours Defenselessly.

stranger-lover (via wnq-writers)

[1980vibes]