Human in practice...

Some crazy kid with a computer talking about whatever runs through his mind.

[niqabisinparis]

"boys dont like it when-" 

[theshirtlessadventurer-deactiva]

"girls don’t like it when-"

[ryuunosukees-blog]

"people would probably like you better if-"

[batnoodles]

FAVOURITE POST

[catherinecasper-deactivated2016]

[wickedclothes]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

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[chouette-e]

[everythingelsegoesherethen]

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT

[edwardspoonhands]

OK, no offense you guys, but have you ever participated in oral sex? It is very difficult to do when both people are standing up…

[tumblingdoe]

Hank, I think the spread legs could be/ are of someone squatting against the wall while the other person is standing. Maybe there’s even a stool or cauldron to squat on. :0) Who can resolve this curiosity for us?

[edwardspoonhands]

OK…I think it’s actually completely possible that one of them is sitting on a stool (or cauldron) and this is, in fact, BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

[edwardspoonhands]

Does everyone know that Lindsey Doe (of Sexplanations) in their hundredth video demonstrated over 30 different positions in which this could have, indeed, by blowjobs (or at least some form of fornication) in the dungeon?

Yup. 

It’s Amazing…I laughed for like 20 minutes.

[postllimit]

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mathani]

[allofthemath]

So calming

[ilovecoffeeandcats]

If you have anxiety trying taking deep breaths in sync with this. It’s very relaxing. 

[swarnpert]

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

[jalapeepo]

a slight calculative error was made

[suavedemoncrowley]

anus georg

[softlonelyprince]

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

[noctvxiii-deactivated20151129]

final boss

[swarnpert]

why does this happen

[thegirlwhocrieswolf]

New piece, hope you like it xo Lang 

…………….

My new book Lullabies is now available via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

[thestoriespeopletell]

Three Adorable Grandmas Smoke Weed for the First Time

It’s just as great as it sounds.

[pickle-juice-jar]

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

[aquire]

[avococoa]

xx

[exhplosion-deactivated20190413]

Pale Death

[human-in-practice-blog]

My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses then all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.

It gets REAL REAL. REAL FAST. 

[moarrrmagazine]

[fag]

im crying

[bigeisamazing]

i want to see the whole video

[unclefather]

I want justice

[human-in-practice-blog]

I was listening to Alive With The Glory of Love by Say Anything andddd this happened.