List of names you mustn’t under any circumstances say aloud and their handy nicknames:
Night Yorb - (Night) Orby
Tazgw’agwa - Jazzy Tazzy
Jack of the Pine - J Slice/Jerk off the Penis
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List of names you mustn’t under any circumstances say aloud and their handy nicknames:
Night Yorb - (Night) Orby
Tazgw’agwa - Jazzy Tazzy
Jack of the Pine - J Slice/Jerk off the Penis
the texture of your mind
Benjamin Poindexter x reader
tags/warnings: no proofread yet, just a really short drabble, beware i wrote this at 2-3 am, no smut, unhealthy relationship (keep it fictional, everyone!), comfort, insecure dex
You truly don’t know what possessed you to utter those words, but with Dex, all self-restraint seems to leave your soul. Why constrain yourself when you want to give everything, all of you, to him?
Suo is just kidding <3
or is he >:D
food is their love language 🥳🍲
"ill find a place nearby—"
"hold on... i think i smell something yummy"
"his senses perk up when theres food on the line" 🥰
(sorry I had to include that because the way he stares at him and that fond laugh and his blush... come on 🥺) ANYWAY
"a present from the shopkeeper. and I managed to get us some milk tea too."
✨ ' Y O U A R E A G E N I U S ' ✨
"Goh what's wrong? Don't you wanna eat? You don't have a stomach ache do you?" (his concern still crumbles me to this day 🥲)
" so what meal is this? "
"it's lunch ash." 😐 (I know this was when it was night all day in that town so ash couldn't tell what meal it was but I loved Goh's concerned deadpan response 😭)
"Here, have some tea..." (that strained silly smile) 😆🥰 I can't with ashs face 💀
"Thanksa lott..."
"Come on ash, don't you love breakfast more than you love dinner?"
"its right here!" (and yes. I'm sure those cereal bars were brought for goh too 🥺 I love how the animators felt the need to put this random wholesome scene in 🫶)
😭🫶 HIS SMILE. HE LOVES ASH SM
goh knows him too well that cute little smile
The callbacks 🥺
They're such foodies together and I love them even more for that 😆 they have such sweet moments where they're just sitting there and eating with each other and so to make this post popped into my head 👀 first satogou post of 2026, what a better way to start 🥳🫶
I don't need a Ring doorbell... I have the Petey Security System, in place... there are no fees, subscriptions or cloud storage required to use this service, and it's a great alarm system, too... Petey has decided that she is the Neighborhood Watch Captain, and she takes her job very seriously. She's very good at it, too. Nothing goes on here, without Petey knowing all about it and telling me all about it, in detail. I never miss a delivery, and no one needs to use the doorbell. There is no need for worry because Petey is on the job!! WOOF!!
my favorite genre of levi is just him glancing behind himself, looking all badass with blades in his hands and the (in the anime) green cloak fluttering in the wind.
like, you can't tell me this ain't one of the coolest characters in aot. simply impossible.
something that kinda ticks me off in the bug community is when people act like a bug has to be a useful part of the ecosystem to deserve to exist. Like for example whenever mosquitos get hated (like where people are like we should kill mosquitos entirely) people's responses are always "well mosquitos are actually polinators and do..." like. yeah i get that but just bc they are helpful isnt what gives intrinsic value! its really annoying to me, because the response to posts like that (the hating of bugs) shouldnt be "oh but its helpful!" it should be "damn. thats honestly a really weird thing to say, and the fact that you think we should eradicate an entire species (weather or not its "annoying" or "scary") off the face of the planet is a huge red flag to me, an annoying/scary individual."
like thats actually horrible of you to say.