I still think we're cosplaying

[soltansea]

@humanlicdetector says “stop lying lmao” and I go “You know, that’s reasonable, I’ll tell the truth more,” and she knows I’m lying.

[lokiofnone]

Human lick detector.

[humanlicdetector]

Haven’t you made this joke before?

[humanlicdetector]

soltansea​:

I think people would get pretty tired of you saying every aspect of whatever statement I made is false.

That’s another reason I don’t say anything anymore. It’d get so tiring for everyone.

[humanlicdetector]

@soltansea I used to call everyone out on it, but that was back when I barely talked to anyone face to face.

[humanlicdetector]

@gunsdude Depends on what the topic is, usually. And if it’s something like religion that depends on if the person themselves actually believes its true or not.

[humanlicdetector]

I see so many lies on my dashboard throughout the day I feel like it’d be exhausting to point them all out.

[humanlicdetector]

soltansea‌:

You’re sweet. Having a good day?

Thanks. Nothing to complain about, at least. What about you?

[humanlicdetector]

lokiofnone‌:

Why, I never.

Yes you do.

[humanlicdetector]

soltansea‌:

Well, hi. I’m Ada.

Alright. I’m Verity, nice to meet you.

[lokiofnone]

humanlicdetector replied to your post: Sometimes I say things and Verity asks me “Why…

Some things are so outlandish.

Outlandish? Moi?

[humanlicdetector]

Yes you.

[humanlicdetector]

soltansea‌:

That part must induce a little anxiety.

Sometimes, yeah.

[humanlicdetector]

soltansea‌:

Oh, that’s fun. Do you pick up on lies of omission too, or just direct falsehoods? What about a statement that’s partially false?

It has to be a direct falsehood, yeah. If something is partially false it won’t tell me what’s false, but I’ll know something is a lie about it.

[humanlicdetector]

soltansea‌:

Finally an ally. Does it bug you when there’s a lot of lies, though?

It used to, but nowadays it depends on the lie. I am a reporter these days so it’s fun watching politicians get nervous.

[humanlicdetector]

soltansea‌:

Neat trick. Does it work over text?

It does, but I usually don’t say anything.

[humanlicdetector]

soltansea‌:

What’s the story?

Behind my url? Ate an enchanted ring as a toddler, and am now able to see through anything that’s a lie.

[soltansea]

humanlicdetector started following you

I’ve gotten the impression it’s uncool to single out new followers, but this one made me maybe the most scared I’ve ever been.

[humanlicdetector]

I get that a lot.

[humanlicdetector]

Reading some of these posts while half awake is a trip and a half.